I asked Claude to summarize yesterday's retail sales headlines to get a flavor of the bullish bullshit. Here's her response:
Summary: US Retail Sales Report (May 2026 data), released Wednesday, June 17, 2026
The Commerce Department's Census Bureau reported retail and food services sales rose 0.9% month-over-month to $763.7 billion, well above the ~0.5% consensus forecast, with April revised down to a 0.4% gain. Year-over-year sales were up 6.9%. Gasoline stations (+3.4%) led the gains as pump prices climbed amid the Iran conflict; the "control group" used in GDP calculations rose a more modest 0.7%.
Specific headlines by outlet:
Reuters: "Strong US Retail Sales Underscore Economy's Resilience Despite Iran War"
Bloomberg (news article): "US Retail Sales Jumped in May Despite High Gasoline Costs"
Bloomberg (Yahoo Finance syndication of the same Bloomberg piece): "US Retail Sales Rise in Broad Gain Despite Higher Gas Prices"
Bloomberg Television: "US Retail Sales Surge in May Despite High Gasoline Prices" (Michael McKee segment)
CNBC (video/on-air segment): "Retail sales up 0.9% in May, more than expected" (Rick Santelli)
Associated Press (widely syndicated, including to US News/Yahoo): "Retail Sales up a Strong 0.9% in May, Underscoring the Resilience of the US Consumer"
AFP (Dow Jones/WSJ-survey referenced, syndicated via Digital Journal): "US retail sales beat expectations in May as energy costs stay high"
Transport Topics (TT), picking up AP's wire copy: "Retail Sales Increase a Strong 0.9% in May"
AJOT (Reuters wire republish): "US retail sales beat expectations in May"
Common thread: Every legitimate June 17, 2026 headline frames this as a beat — actual 0.9% vs. ~0.5% expected — with the Iran-driven gasoline price spike as the explanatory subplot, and the fading tax-refund cushion as the cautionary note going forward.
Yeah right. So I present this chart and let you see for yourselves how impressive the number really was when you strip out the media and mainstream economists lack of adjustment for inflation and for the sharp increase in gas station sales because of the 25% spike in gas prices.
Excluding the anomaly in early 2025, this is the worst performance of real retail sales in 2 years. Down a hair over 1% year to year, versus -0.85% the prior month. So not only was it down in May, it was down more than in April.
The bottom line is that the consumer is not resilient at all. She is dead in the water.