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Something's been bothering me.
I noticed about a week ago that HRFF BARE is identified as the #4 person to sign up on these hallowed boards.
And that Doc is #22.
(Edit: Doc is identified as Member #21)
This sort of confuses me, while begging the question, "Who are numbers 1, 2 & 3?"
I think I've also seen vague reference in posts through the months to a time when some here posted together somewhere else.
Can anyone out there offer a basic historical primer for the site.
And explain above all else how BARE signed up before Doc?
Mucho grass & ass,
Jimi
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Capitalstool Historical Background
How the Hell is BARE Poster #4?
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Jimi 
- Clinical Professor of Stock Proctology
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Posted 10 March 2004 - 02:11 AM
Sure glad all my albums went GOLD.
"Ferdy-bee-bee-dee-ferbs."
Subscribe & Earn Karma Miles with Every Visit!
Rule #5 Professional Exemption.
Blind Follower, Just Think Positive Hyperinflation, I Get Paid 500 Quadrillion Dollars/Hour at 1000% Interest/Hour Compounding Forever Each Mouse Click Religion.
"I too observe 'flation.'"
I love you, TASR!
YOU MAKE KITTY SCARED
Tops Take Time
Postulate A Free Lunch Economy
Anyone, now, who is not genuinely afraid is a moran.
[T]housands of empty stucco crapboxes vacated after being circle-jerk sham-traded among corrupt borkers, uppraisers and loan officers from 100K up to 800K, then "nopay-walkaway" (with dirty loan cash in pockets)
Guess again, girlfriend.
Or, $2.7 million every effing day since the effing pinball machine.
Permabear Hysterian
"Ferdy-bee-bee-dee-ferbs."
Subscribe & Earn Karma Miles with Every Visit!
Rule #5 Professional Exemption.
Blind Follower, Just Think Positive Hyperinflation, I Get Paid 500 Quadrillion Dollars/Hour at 1000% Interest/Hour Compounding Forever Each Mouse Click Religion.
"I too observe 'flation.'"
I love you, TASR!
YOU MAKE KITTY SCARED
Tops Take Time
Postulate A Free Lunch Economy
Anyone, now, who is not genuinely afraid is a moran.
[T]housands of empty stucco crapboxes vacated after being circle-jerk sham-traded among corrupt borkers, uppraisers and loan officers from 100K up to 800K, then "nopay-walkaway" (with dirty loan cash in pockets)
Guess again, girlfriend.
Or, $2.7 million every effing day since the effing pinball machine.
Permabear Hysterian
MultiQuote#2
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Posted 10 March 2004 - 03:15 AM
Bare may or may not have signed up before Doc, it just so happens that his is the 4th account created by the board software, and the account Doc is currently using was the 21st created. the Stool has also been through several message board software packages so it is likely some early accounts are either no longer being used or are reserved.
It could also mean that the Bare is actually Doc, but I can't imagine Doc taking so long to type up all those crazy messages.
It could also mean that the Bare is actually Doc, but I can't imagine Doc taking so long to type up all those crazy messages.
#3 Guest_sigmoidoscope_*
Posted 10 March 2004 - 04:35 AM
``Although Yale has always favored
The violet's dark hue,
And the many sons of Harvard
To the crimson rose are true,
We will own the lilies slender,
Nor honor shall they lack,
While the tiger stands defender
Of the FURocious Orange and Black.''
The violet's dark hue,
And the many sons of Harvard
To the crimson rose are true,
We will own the lilies slender,
Nor honor shall they lack,
While the tiger stands defender
Of the FURocious Orange and Black.''
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alceringa
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Posted 10 March 2004 - 06:46 AM
My recollection is that the first three member numbers taken were some of Doc's various noms de internet including variations of the spelling and punctuation of "Dr Stool" and the name "stoolie" which was used by anyone who wanted to post with anonymity. Several other members of the Doc's family have been contributing members in the past including Sargent Stool, General Stool, Don Stooloni and the gracious Mme. Stool. Here is some of Doc's discussion of the beginnings of the site............
In the beginning there was Dr. Stepan N. Stool, the Stock Proctologist and died- in-the-wool superbear.
On the first day Dr. Stool looked at the financial firmament and he smelled something funny. So he said,
Let there be Capitalstool.com, not just the same old bull.
And there was Capitalstool.com, not just the same old bull. And Dr. Stool saw that it was good.
On the second day, in market time (it was actually four months later) Dr. Stool said,
Let there be the Stool Pigeons Wire, a message board that Wall Street would hate the most. If I build it, they will come.
And there was the Stool Pigeons Wire. And Dr. Stool saw that it was good.
And Dr. Stool wrote on the message board what the Great Bear told him. "Wall Street will rain bullshit for 40 days and 40 nights." (Again, this is in market time.) "All the bulls and sheep will drown in it and will perish from the firmament."
And Doc knew that this was what he smelled. "So invite bears and stool pigeons of each kind to the Stool Pigeons Wire. There they will be safe from the storm of bullshit, and they in turn will bring others in from the storm.
And so Dr. Stool wrote, and he invited the stoolies and bears to come. And Dr. Stool saw that it was good. And since he had worked for two days and saw that it was good, he rested.
And the Stool Pigeons Wire begat the first stoolie. Naturally, the first stoolie was a fly, because as you know, flies are always hanging around, yes well, ahem. So the first stoolie, having nothing better to do, came and alighted on the Wire. And the name of the first stoolie was
BAREister. And BAREister wrote and Dr. Stool saw that it was good.
And BAREister begat yobob1.
More from the In the Beginning, Genisis of the Stool
Also from Stoolie archives.....HRFF's first avitar...
In the beginning there was Dr. Stepan N. Stool, the Stock Proctologist and died- in-the-wool superbear.
On the first day Dr. Stool looked at the financial firmament and he smelled something funny. So he said,
Let there be Capitalstool.com, not just the same old bull.
And there was Capitalstool.com, not just the same old bull. And Dr. Stool saw that it was good.
On the second day, in market time (it was actually four months later) Dr. Stool said,
Let there be the Stool Pigeons Wire, a message board that Wall Street would hate the most. If I build it, they will come.
And there was the Stool Pigeons Wire. And Dr. Stool saw that it was good.
And Dr. Stool wrote on the message board what the Great Bear told him. "Wall Street will rain bullshit for 40 days and 40 nights." (Again, this is in market time.) "All the bulls and sheep will drown in it and will perish from the firmament."
And Doc knew that this was what he smelled. "So invite bears and stool pigeons of each kind to the Stool Pigeons Wire. There they will be safe from the storm of bullshit, and they in turn will bring others in from the storm.
And so Dr. Stool wrote, and he invited the stoolies and bears to come. And Dr. Stool saw that it was good. And since he had worked for two days and saw that it was good, he rested.
And the Stool Pigeons Wire begat the first stoolie. Naturally, the first stoolie was a fly, because as you know, flies are always hanging around, yes well, ahem. So the first stoolie, having nothing better to do, came and alighted on the Wire. And the name of the first stoolie was
BAREister. And BAREister wrote and Dr. Stool saw that it was good.
And BAREister begat yobob1.
More from the In the Beginning, Genisis of the Stool
Also from Stoolie archives.....HRFF's first avitar...
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"Americans can always be counted on to do the right thing...after they have exhausted all other possibilities."
Churchill
"You can fool some of the people all of the time."
Lincoln
"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered."
Jefferson
Churchill
"You can fool some of the people all of the time."
Lincoln
"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered."
Jefferson
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alceringa
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Posted 10 March 2004 - 07:19 AM
The Bare Ass Cannonball
Speakers on, Please!
From the great Atlantic ocean
To the wide Seattle shore
He travels all of modern Stoolville
Except of course Doc's store
His spelling skills stand so tall
Most are shocked and awed
He's the one and only stoolie
Called the Bare Ass Cannonball
Read the jumbled postings,
They rumble and they roar
As he types odd wordlings
His fingers must get sore
See the mighty use of "FUR"'s,
Remember TEOTWAWKI, all?
We're traveling through Stoolville
With the Bare Ass Cannonball
and repeat.....
HRFF At University
Speakers on, Please!
From the great Atlantic ocean
To the wide Seattle shore
He travels all of modern Stoolville
Except of course Doc's store
His spelling skills stand so tall
Most are shocked and awed
He's the one and only stoolie
Called the Bare Ass Cannonball
Read the jumbled postings,
They rumble and they roar
As he types odd wordlings
His fingers must get sore
See the mighty use of "FUR"'s,
Remember TEOTWAWKI, all?
We're traveling through Stoolville
With the Bare Ass Cannonball
and repeat.....
HRFF At University
"Americans can always be counted on to do the right thing...after they have exhausted all other possibilities."
Churchill
"You can fool some of the people all of the time."
Lincoln
"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered."
Jefferson
Churchill
"You can fool some of the people all of the time."
Lincoln
"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered."
Jefferson
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machinehead
- Dean of Stock Proctology
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Posted 10 March 2004 - 09:20 AM
The BARE displays his "Tiger" team spirit.
"GOLD -- it's not just for misers anymore."
"Dollahs -- fire-starters for the K-wave winter." - Drano
"Three humps and a dump." - anotherone, 21 SEP 2004
"No gold was harmed in the making of this movie." - Bizarro Greenspan
[i]"Da Track. Da place where Morons bet on Animals Controlled by Criminals." - our jickiss
"Dollahs -- fire-starters for the K-wave winter." - Drano
"Three humps and a dump." - anotherone, 21 SEP 2004
"No gold was harmed in the making of this movie." - Bizarro Greenspan
[i]"Da Track. Da place where Morons bet on Animals Controlled by Criminals." - our jickiss
#8
Jimi
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Posted 10 March 2004 - 11:24 AM
Oh man! Them's some funny posts!
Sure glad all my albums went GOLD.
"Ferdy-bee-bee-dee-ferbs."
Subscribe & Earn Karma Miles with Every Visit!
Rule #5 Professional Exemption.
Blind Follower, Just Think Positive Hyperinflation, I Get Paid 500 Quadrillion Dollars/Hour at 1000% Interest/Hour Compounding Forever Each Mouse Click Religion.
"I too observe 'flation.'"
I love you, TASR!
YOU MAKE KITTY SCARED
Tops Take Time
Postulate A Free Lunch Economy
Anyone, now, who is not genuinely afraid is a moran.
[T]housands of empty stucco crapboxes vacated after being circle-jerk sham-traded among corrupt borkers, uppraisers and loan officers from 100K up to 800K, then "nopay-walkaway" (with dirty loan cash in pockets)
Guess again, girlfriend.
Or, $2.7 million every effing day since the effing pinball machine.
Permabear Hysterian
"Ferdy-bee-bee-dee-ferbs."
Subscribe & Earn Karma Miles with Every Visit!
Rule #5 Professional Exemption.
Blind Follower, Just Think Positive Hyperinflation, I Get Paid 500 Quadrillion Dollars/Hour at 1000% Interest/Hour Compounding Forever Each Mouse Click Religion.
"I too observe 'flation.'"
I love you, TASR!
YOU MAKE KITTY SCARED
Tops Take Time
Postulate A Free Lunch Economy
Anyone, now, who is not genuinely afraid is a moran.
[T]housands of empty stucco crapboxes vacated after being circle-jerk sham-traded among corrupt borkers, uppraisers and loan officers from 100K up to 800K, then "nopay-walkaway" (with dirty loan cash in pockets)
Guess again, girlfriend.
Or, $2.7 million every effing day since the effing pinball machine.
Permabear Hysterian
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alceringa
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Posted 11 March 2004 - 12:25 AM
Takachi, on Mar 11 2004, 03:17 PM, said:
and who was it used to keep the time?
Forus?
"Americans can always be counted on to do the right thing...after they have exhausted all other possibilities."
Churchill
"You can fool some of the people all of the time."
Lincoln
"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered."
Jefferson
Churchill
"You can fool some of the people all of the time."
Lincoln
"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered."
Jefferson
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GregFokker
- Dean of Stock Proctology
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Posted 11 March 2004 - 01:00 PM
Forus shorting 10 contracts here, then another 10 there... the Stoolie Central Bonker!
...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech
Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny
Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty
Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny
Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty
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flockofsheeples
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Posted 11 March 2004 - 07:11 PM
cyclist, on Mar 10 2004, 09:53 AM, said:
machinehead, on Mar 10 2004, 09:20 AM, said:
The BARE displays his "Tiger" team spirit.
Thats disturbing, wish you hadn't posted that! IS that one of the guys from Slipknot??
Welcome back bears!
I don't know why they call it hamburger helper...it seems to do just fine on its own-Uncle Eddie, "Family Vacation"
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