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#1 DrStool

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 07:36 AM

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Rules of Bears Zone Stool Number 2 are simple.

No bull!

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 08:01 AM

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 08:09 AM

Rules of Bears Zone Stool Number 2 are simple.

No bull!

This stoolie procured a new avitator just show my gratitude.

Here's another one in case anyone else would like it. :o

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#4 ThorAss

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 08:20 AM

Remember the rules:

Biting and clawing permitted but no goring.

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#5 DrStool

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 08:21 AM

Good morning and Good Stool to all!

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#6 Bearman

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 08:44 AM

wonder if they will break any of the pre mk mini

trades? :lol: maybe they entered the wrong info again :lol:

JUST BUY AND HOLD FOR THE LONG TERM

#7 OceanBound

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 08:56 AM

No bear gets screwed more than the overnighter in the futures market. Boners nIght after night and more love through the day time!

Todays news sounds so good on the first read, I bet the public eats it like a bannana split loaded with whipped cream.

We are going to break the 1015 high today. I know that is bad for us bears but how else can we read it?

I'm afraid to be short or long :huh: :o :(

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 09:11 AM

No bear gets screwed more than the overnighter in the futures market. Boners nIght after night and more love through the day time!

Todays news sounds so good on the first read, I bet the public eats it like a bannana split loaded with whipped cream.

We are going to break the 1015 high today. I know that is bad for us bears but how else can we read it?

I'm afraid to be short or long :huh: :o :(

Stay flat then, until it reaches a level at which you're confident enough to put on a short with a very tight stop.

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


#9 Bearman

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 09:17 AM

THESE HIGHER OPENS SERVE ONE PURPOSE

make the retail buyer pay retail

the o'boy I got a deal for you

wow look how strong this mk is!

hurry get in ! now!

L O B

#10 DrStool

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 09:31 AM

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 09:36 AM

a little bird told me today should be the end of
this am crap :angry:

speakin of crap I am waiting :lol:

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 09:38 AM

*** America is, as everyone knows, the best place in the world to live...except for the food, the weather, the architecture, the traffic, and so on...

It is the richest country in the world, depending on how you measure it. And now that socialist materialism has triumphed everywhere, money is what seems to make the planet turn.

We note that Californians produce $26,570 of GDP per capita. Here in France, the total is just $22,700. But when you divide these totals by the number of hours worked, a strange thing happens; it is the French who begin to look wealthy.

The average salaryman in Frogland works only about 1500 hours per year. In America, the latest total we've seen is 1862. Unless we did the math wrong, the average Frenchman is more productive than the average Californian, by nearly a dollar an hour.


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Posted 15 July 2003 - 09:39 AM

a little bird told me today should be the end of
this am crap :angry:

speakin of crap I am waiting :lol:

Gap and crap Sweet Tweet :rolleyes:

#14 Bearman

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 09:47 AM

The greensins put is no more

13 frigin cuts and the last one did the trick :lol:

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 09:53 AM

Todays shameless am jam

laws are being broken. not a word from crapview

This mk is in B I G T R O U B L E





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