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Published 5 times per week by the American Academy of Stock Proctology and 
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Dr. Stepan N. Stool, A.S.S. Chair


Market Sideshow Freaks (6/10/02) Terrorism fears shook Wall Street today as Abby Justa Colon reiterated her bullish stance. Fortunately, the market has become immune to her attacks. Other strat-ego-ists chimed in, including Prunedential's Dr. Ed the talking horse's ass, and Tobias Leftdabitch of Slimyhand Smith Borkedme. Does Dr. Stool have to tell you what they said? No. You know what they said, the market's going up blah blah blah. Undervalued blah blah blah. The model is blah blah blah. Not working because blah blah blah. 

These people are pathetic. For two years their incompetence and dishonesty has been exposed for all the world to see. They are no longer an issue. The market doesn't budge. No one pays attention any more. Their one-way thundering herd mental institutional customers are all fully invested anyway. After all, it's their sacred duty to stay fully invested. Ed Cursenerd of YouBS (enough said),  Tom the Tin Man Galvin of Creditsuisse Cheese, Jeffrey Applegate Scandal of LayMe Brothers, and Alfred What Me Worry E. Goldman of Agony Edwards and Art Smokin Hogan of Jerkfries are all in the same boat. All parroting the same boring timeworn old lines. But nobody's listening and nobody cares. 

Ah, but Crapvision cares -  kid gloves care. Sue Herass and Ron Insane interviewed The Mother tonight. They treated the Street's greatest sheep-fleecing, flimflamming, con artist mastermind as if she were the embodiment of Joan of Arc, Amelia Earhart, and the Virgin Mary rolled into one. Watching supposed professional reporters serve up obviously scripted, pre-screened questions, is sickening. They don't even try to hide the fact that the questions are scripted. The Mother's answers are on the screen before the question is even asked. Do they give the whoremaster the questions in advance for prior approval? There was not a single question about her track record, not one question about the fact that her recommended strategies over the past three years have cost millions of investors untold billions in losses. The interview was just another unvarnished infomercial sales pitch by the largest market making firm in the universe, Goldman Sucks. One can only wonder how much Crapvision gets paid to feature this disgusting garbage. It is a wonder that Insane and Herass can go home at night and face their families.

As for two folks Doc generally likes, Tom McManus of Bonk of America got a little less bearish. That's disturbing, but he's still only 55% weighted in stocks, 40% bonds and 5% cash. Tom only expects a small rally. It's clear that he's talking a trade here. Doc thinks he's way too premature.

Then there's our Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde friend Richard Bernstein of Mohel Lynch (Oy do we got tips for you.)  Rich is Dr. Jekyll today, quoted in the media as saying it won't be the bottom until investors stop asking whether it is. Rich sometimes tells it like it is, especially when speaking about the market as a whole. But he still pitches stocks and sectors when necessary for Mohel to move inventory. Doc wants to like Rich, but at times feels that he's a two faced rat in bear's clothing. The bottom line is that if they work for Wall Street, they cannot be trusted.

But, it's meaningless, because we know the Street's portfolio sphincter customers are all fully invested, the sheeple are not funneling in any new money, The Feed isn't jamming, and furriners are starting to get the hell out while the getting's good. Nobody's listening to the sideshow freak strat-ego-ists, nobody cares any more, and the market is working it's way inexorably, inevitably lower.

The Feed, having hit the bottom of the Total Feed Index growth channel after draining for a week, added reserves today via $7.5 billion in 3 day repos. This rolled $2.1 billion in over-the-weekend repos, leaving an extra $5.4 billion with The Gang of 22 primary dealers to do as they wish. There's not enough here to support the stock market, let alone jam it. It takes a much bigger excess Feed to move the market, especially when the trend is as weak as it is.

The lagging Slow Feedometer is humping a little, but unless it breaks out above the March high, it will be of no help to stocks. With economic data running positive, and Uncle Buck and the Long Bong  subject to further hits, the Fed is likely to remain cautious about excessive Feeding. The Feed is but one leg of the three legged capital stool. The other two legs are the sheeple, the mental institutions who manage the sheeple's money, the Gang of 22, and furriners. Even if one of the other two legs is trying to provide support, the stool comes crashing down. 


Dow Inflatables

The stage managers did yeoman work today, getting the Dow Jokes to reflect a far better performance than the market as a whole. This is bad news for the sheeple because if they succeed in doing this for a few days the rest of the market will follow suit, and more sheep will get sucked in again only to be shorn in a few more days.

The 8-13 day cycle ozzie  is still just bumping on the trampoline, barely bouncing at all. It is very difficult to discern where the 13 day cycle is, because the bigger trend is firmly in control. The 4-5 week cycle is also in a trough, but the fact that it is flat at this level translates into a market declining at a constant rate. It will continue to decline at that rate until the lines turn up, or head lower.  The  6-7 week oscillator is still  extremely weak and the centered moving average projection for this cycle has dipped to 9250. The almighty 10-13 week cycle ozzie has been on a first stage sell signal for six days. The signal is confirmed when the red smoother turns down. While not visible on this chart, the numbers on the red smoothing line declined today. There are four to seven weeks remaining in this cycle and the tentative centered moving average projection is 9000.


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Portfolio Sphincters Index (SPX) and Sentiment

The portfolio sphincters held on to a 3 point gain in their index after sloughing off 8 points in the last half hour. The 17 day rate of change, which represents the 6-7 week cycle, held its ground, but the downtrend is undisturbed. The superimposed 6-7 week cycle oscillator (red line with bright green smoother) dropped. The 10-13 week cycle oscillator (teal) finally began to turn down. This is a lagging, confirming indicator. 

The 29 day rate of change is flat in a negative pattern indicating trending.

The VIX fell to 26.15. On the inverted scale chart, VIX has begun moving back up toward the center of the Stool Band. The six month trend toward complacency has been broken, and the market is now moving back toward "concern" in its ultimate journey to outright panic. The Stool Band is trending down, and what was "extreme" enough in the last couple of cycles to indicate a turning point will no longer be. The recent touch of the inner band corresponds with a possible weak 4 week cycle low.  The big low won't come until the VIX is well above 35, and breaks the lower Stool Band in its final panic stage.  

The blue channel lines are the extension of a linear regression channel from the February and May 2001 highs. 

The 6 month cycle oscillator started slithering lower again, suggesting that the downtrnd in this cycle is beginning to accelerate. The trading stoolicator is still topping out. The short cycle oscillator is correcting upward, which means that the downward slope of the shortest trading cycles is moderating as longer cycles begin to weaken. The 10-13 week cycle oscillator is rolling over to the downside. When the short cycles get back in gear, you are going to see a dramatic price drop that will test the September low. There's enough time in this 10-13 week wave for a brief bounce off the September low, then another big selloff.

The spooky stuff continues. The SPX bounced off a double 161.8% fibo retracement level and did a 23.6% retracement where it bumped its head. 

The Cycle Conditions tables include cycle phase and a wild guess as to number of periods to the next turn, in days for the shortest cycles, weeks (W) or months (M) for the longer ones. This is a fluid exercise, in other words, the projections are likely to be wrong, but they force us to be vigilant for key turning points, and frequently work well enough to prevent costly misreadings.

SPX Cycle Conditions as of 6/10/02

Cycle

Phase/PTT

Target

6 Month

Down/6-9W

950

10-13 Week

Down/6-9W

972p

6-7 Week

Down/6-12

955-995

20-25 Days

Down-Bottom/0-4

1002

8,13 Day

SWU/0-2?

NA

PTT - Periods Till Turn
L-Low, H-High
SWD= Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project


Nasgap Charts

The Nasty took a 2% haircut in the last half hour, before upticking in the last 5 minutes to close with a 5 point loss at 1537. 

The 6 month cycle time series spread is still stalled. Flat below zero is still negative, representing a trending market. The 10-13 week cycle oscillator and the trading stoolicator are flashing initial sell signals. That suggests that the decline has barely begun. 

The short cycle oscillator is inching higher, which means a diminution in selling, but not enough to get the market off its butt. When the selling picks up again, the Nasty will collapse. The 1550-90 area is now resistance.

The big picture is even worse in the Nascrap 100. It is on the verge of breaking the September low. That should be good for an acceleration in selling, followed by the obligatory bottom picking bounce.

There are no serious fib levels between here and the September lows. 

Nasdaq Cycle Conditions as of 6/10/02

Cycle

Phase/PTT

Target

6 Month

Down/6-9W

1150

10-13 Week

Down/6-9W

1350

6-7 Week

Down/6-12

1375

20-25 Days

Down-Bottom/0

1450-70

8,13 Day

Trending/NA

NA

PTT - Periods Till Turn
L-Low, H-High
*SWD= Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
  SWU=Sideways Up
  p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project


Long Bong Hit 

Long bond yields are on the cusp...of something. This certainly looks like a bottom is forming. Since there's been no decoupling from stock prices yet, should we worry that stock prices are also, dare I say it, bottoming? When (if?) they start selling bonds heavily, will the money go into stocks yet again? Doc doesn't have the answer. Anything's possible in Wall Street Wonderland. There's also no guarantee that yields won't still head south. Hopefully the market will tip its hand sooner, rather than later.

Suctor Watch

The short cycle is up. 42-25 is support. Doc expects the SOX to continue trending lower after a pause.

The Software stocks are still in a sideways up phase in the 10-13 week cycle. It is approaching a top. When it turns down, the bottom will drop out.

Stoolwethers

IBM (don't they all) is approaching the end of a 10-13 week cycle sideways up phase. Odds are, the lows will be broken decisively on the downleg.

AhOL is headed for single digits but will probably bounce from the 14-15 area.

Stock O' The Day

Dr. Bull requested this one. Hope springs eternal. CLRO is a communications company. It's been under distribution for seven months. 14-15 is a support zone and it could bounce. Should be the last one before heading toward $10.00.

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Uncle Buck's Illness

An international team of medical specialists performed emergency medial procedures to save Buck overnight. But buck hasn't shown any propensity to rally.

Golden Stool

Ouch! The short cycle ozzie is Dover Sole, but we're only in the rinse cycle. The 4 week cycle centered moving average projection  is 116. Then we gotta go through the spin cycle. 

See you in Intraday Stool

Dr. Stepan N. Stool
Chairman of the Department of Stock Proctology
A.S.S. Endowed Chair
American Society of Shortsellers Endowment
American Academy of Stock Proctology

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Explanation of Intraday Commentary-Build charts at http://www.livecharts.com.  For custom time bars insert a comma after symbol and number of minutes, e.g. compx,90. This will give you a bar chart of the Nas with 90 minutes per bar. The one day cycle is usually most clear with 8 minute bars and 26/18 stochastics. It varies from day to day. Sometimes 6 minutes works best. Experiment to find the best fit for your trading style, and the market's dominant frequency at the time.

The goal here is primarily to monitor the condition of the 8 and 13 day cycles. I typically use 90 minute bars with 26/18 stochastics for the 13 day cycle proxy on the indices during regular trading hours. Other cycles use 26/18 stochastics with the following:

8 days- 60 minute bars
5 days- 40 minute bars
3 days- 24 minute bars
2 days- 16 minute bars
1 day- 6, 7, or 8 minute bars

On the 24 hour futures charts, use a time per bar approximately 3 to 4 times the above number of minutes, to represent the cycles listed above.

ABBREVIATIONS:

cma: centered moving average
cmap: centered moving average projection
os or ozzie: oscillator
sto: stochastic
swup: sideways up phase
swdp: sideways down phase

 

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