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#1 3Martinis

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Posted 28 May 2003 - 03:42 PM

It's a Grrrrl !

6lbs 4oz of screaming shweet potato !!

Equity in Spoiled Princess Enterprises™ will be limited to two common shares. Cash holdings are expected to be depleted at an alarming rate for the first.... actually all .... foreseeable quarters.

How many freakin' maples does it cost for a pony these days anyhow ? :blink:

If ya don't have one ...... make one ! Today ! I'm not kidding !

Who's yer daddy !

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#2 tpark

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Posted 28 May 2003 - 04:46 PM

Congratulations

The first while is rather sleepless, but its worth it.

--Ted

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#3 Injured Grizzly

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Posted 28 May 2003 - 07:06 PM

3Martinis: Congratulations

Nothing better in the whole world than having a baby.

Remember, when you have a boy, you have to watch him.
But, when you have a girl, you have to watch everybody elses boys. :lol:

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#4 alceringa

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Posted 28 May 2003 - 07:21 PM

Congratulations! Trust the new mother is doing well. Best wishes to all!

Here's some links you might find useful.

How exactly do I do it?

Another common emotion associated with fatherhood is............

Let�s talk about sex, baby

"Americans can always be counted on to do the right thing...after they have exhausted all other possibilities."
Churchill

"You can fool some of the people all of the time."
Lincoln

"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered."
Jefferson

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#5 chiefywiefy

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Posted 28 May 2003 - 09:57 PM

Congratulations! Another stoolette in the making, I'm sure. Blessings to your family.

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Posted 28 May 2003 - 10:07 PM

Congratulations 3Martinis!
Madame Dung and I love kids (our nieces and nephews especially) but, will pass on your suggestion. We are just too shallow and self-absorbed and prefer it that way! :lol:

Congratulations again!

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Posted 29 May 2003 - 03:24 AM

CONGRATS!

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#8 3Martinis

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Posted 29 May 2003 - 12:31 PM

Heaps of Tanks Stoolies !

My days are now wall to wall Stool. Stool when I get up, Stool on the compuker, Stool when I get home, even Stool in the middle of the night.

Blessed !

Tanks for the thoughts and links

>>>> Hot tip.......she's an unstoppable machine. Invest heavily in Huggies and I'll be putting your kids through college for you. :lol:

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#9 Sphinxter

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Posted 29 May 2003 - 01:33 PM

C0ngratulations!

Now, just you be careful not to trade while weary.

Best to the misses.

I've got three so I can confidently say, your life has officially changed.

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#10 joestool

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Posted 29 May 2003 - 01:49 PM

congrats 3m!
And thanks for the tip...
+100 HUGG @ market to open,
-1 H. Upmann Lonsdale & 4oz McCallan to cover to close!

Pecunia non olet

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#11 RockLedge

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Posted 29 May 2003 - 07:05 PM

Awesome.... was wondering what happen to you,... now we know.

Wishing you the absolute best for you and your wonderful family!

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#12 GregFokker

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Posted 29 May 2003 - 07:21 PM

Congrats, Martooni! A zillion blessings!

Now be sure to keep her away from Wndysrf :lol:

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty