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The Only News That Matters 4/9/03
In the only news of real importance today, the Mortgage Bankers ASS released its weekly mortgage applications data, which Doc plots for Stoolies as the MoGauge. This indicator gives us advance notice of probable credit bubble liquidity changes weeks and months in advance of that liquidity hitting the market and the economy.
Doc reviews the charts, and chronicles the short, intermediate, and long term market cycles, with hot pictures of naked stock charts, the Long Bong Hit, Uncle Buck and the Golden Stool. Drop by your stock proctologist's office, and get the inside picture, all in the Anals tonight.
Stoolies, log one in. If you're not a stoolie already, become one Now! And don't forget to join Doc during the market day in Stooltrading Beta as he plots the market's twists and turns for you, in advance yet!
Doc will be traveling from Friday 4/10 to Wednesday 4/23. The last regular publication day will be Turdsday. Abbreviated versions of the Anals will be published . Notices will be posted as usual when the Anals are posted, including notice on nights when there will be no issue.
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The Only News That Matters
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Posted 10 April 2003 - 01:05 AM
Doc, have a wonderful vacation. FURday, ahem, the 11th will probably be where we hit my 842 S&P target, or early Monday morning, and ramporama back up to 911, on the way to 928. A great time FUR a vacation FUR the good Doc, which usually coincides with a rally anyway. The actual fact you are taking this vacation probably tells me my charts may be accurate after all. 
Siggy, is that the Iraqi information minister, all buttered up for his new career as an analyst for the newly improved Baghdad Matrix Stock Market? They might as well bring him here and guest host with Mark Haines on Squawk Box. He'd fit right in!
Siggy, is that the Iraqi information minister, all buttered up for his new career as an analyst for the newly improved Baghdad Matrix Stock Market? They might as well bring him here and guest host with Mark Haines on Squawk Box. He'd fit right in!
Anthony caused pearls to be dissolved in wine to drink the health of Cleopatra; Sir Richard Whittington was as foolishly magnificent in an entertainment to King Henry V; and Sir Thomas Gresham drank a diamond, dissolved in wine, to the health of Queen Elizabeth, when she opened the Royal Exchange; but the breakfast of this roguish Dutchman was as splendid as either. He had an advantage, too, over his wasteful predecessors: their gems did not improve the taste or the wholesomeness of their wine, while his tulip was quite delicious with his red herring.here
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