[DrStool]

Coiled Like a Slinky 3/31/03

The economy is coiled like a spring. That, fellow stoolies, is Wall Street's latest catch phrase. The war, say the analcysts and portfolio sphincters, is causing consumers and business to delay purchases. As a result, once the war ends, they say, the economy will go BOING, powered by enormous pent-up demand. Of course, the stock market will soon have to begin discounting the miracle recovery just around the next bend. You'd better buy now, before it's too late!

Doc has a few choice words, and explains why the Nasty 100 is likely to be the worst performing major index in the months ahead. Doc looks at the data, chronicles the short, intermediate and long term market cycles, and tells us how far down and how long it will take, with hot pictures of naked stock charts, the Long Bong Hit, Uncle Buck and the Golden Stool. Drop by your stock proctologist's office, and get the inside picture, all in the Anals tonight.

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[StrawDaddy]

I took a long look at the http://www.capitalst...d/nasweekly.png and I realized you've got current 3-4 cycle high marked like it's a fact. I agree. It's the setup for the perfect right shoulder.

[Bird D Durr]

680....................that's where the S&P will be this summer.....................

No one considers the costs.......................

The costs of debt.....................deficits................human life.........fear...........etc. etc.

A rude awakening is on the horizon.......................

Buy some BEARX......................

PROFIT FROM IT!