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Something Strange Will Happen When Uranus Is Touched
According to Crawford.
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Posted 08 March 2003 - 09:01 PM
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I looked at the dates that Bush and Hussein were born and the particular location of Uranus at that time.
It should now be clear to everyone that Arch reads this forum.
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Posted 08 March 2003 - 10:07 PM
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Where Uranus was the day Bush was born...
I think this could very well become one of those culture-defining questions, akin to "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Years from now, Americans will be asking each other, "Where was Uranus the day Bush was born?"
This only makes sense. After all, unless you shave heavily, Uranus and Bush are awfully close to each other. In some extreme cases, they're even connected. I think that's what Arch is getting at: he's somehow seen a connection between Uranus and Bush. From now on, you might want to close the window curtains after showering. You never know where Arch might be lurking, seeking connections with Uranus... and all in the name of "science."
"Well did you read the news today?
They say the danger's gone away.
But I can see the fires, still alight,
they're burning into the night." - Genesis, Land of Confusion
They say the danger's gone away.
But I can see the fires, still alight,
they're burning into the night." - Genesis, Land of Confusion
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Posted 09 March 2003 - 01:08 AM
Brings to mind the old college planets chear:
Up Jupiter!
Up Saturn!
Up Uranus!!!!!
(especially when a ref. call went against our team.)
Up Jupiter!
Up Saturn!
Up Uranus!!!!!
(especially when a ref. call went against our team.)
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--"Zapata" George Blake 8/5/2003
--"Zapata" George Blake 8/5/2003
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Posted 09 March 2003 - 04:10 AM
Facts about Uranus-
1. Pronounce as (yer-ANUS, not YERA-nus.)
2. Uranus may be renamed so that people would stop making stupid jokes about it. Under consideration is "Urectum".
3. Uranus is large and gassy.
4. NASA has been probing Uranus.
5. Uranus has an unusually thick crust.
6. We've landed on the moon, so it shouldn't be long before a man lands on Uranus.
7. The Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have one thing in common. They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
8. Uranus is so big, it has gravity.
9. Scientists now believe that something may be growing on Uranus.
Special Bonus-Stoolie Uranus Trivia Challenge
(Answers to follow in next post)-
1. How wide is Uranus?
2. How hot is Uranus?
3. How heavy is Uranus?
4. How fast would a rocket have to go to escape Uranus?
5. Are there rings around Uranus?
6. What kind of gas comes from Uranus?
7. What color is Uranus?
8. Why is Uranus that color?
9. What does Uranus smell like?
From Stoolville Studios!
Watching Uranus!
1. Pronounce as (yer-ANUS, not YERA-nus.)
2. Uranus may be renamed so that people would stop making stupid jokes about it. Under consideration is "Urectum".
3. Uranus is large and gassy.
4. NASA has been probing Uranus.
5. Uranus has an unusually thick crust.
6. We've landed on the moon, so it shouldn't be long before a man lands on Uranus.
7. The Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have one thing in common. They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
8. Uranus is so big, it has gravity.
9. Scientists now believe that something may be growing on Uranus.
Special Bonus-Stoolie Uranus Trivia Challenge
(Answers to follow in next post)-
1. How wide is Uranus?
2. How hot is Uranus?
3. How heavy is Uranus?
4. How fast would a rocket have to go to escape Uranus?
5. Are there rings around Uranus?
6. What kind of gas comes from Uranus?
7. What color is Uranus?
8. Why is Uranus that color?
9. What does Uranus smell like?
From Stoolville Studios!
Watching Uranus!
"Americans can always be counted on to do the right thing...after they have exhausted all other possibilities."
Churchill
"You can fool some of the people all of the time."
Lincoln
"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered."
Jefferson
Churchill
"You can fool some of the people all of the time."
Lincoln
"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered."
Jefferson
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Posted 09 March 2003 - 04:43 AM
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Special Bonus-Stoolie Uranus Trivia Challenge
(Answers to follow in next post)-
(Answers to follow in next post)-
Okay, I'll take a "crack" at Uranus.
1. How wide is Uranus?
Not very -- never been in prison.
2. How hot is Uranus?
Depends on what I'm wearing.
3. How heavy is Uranus?
Light as a feather.
4. How fast would a rocket have to go to escape Uranus?
This question makes me cringe just thinking about it.
5. Are there rings around Uranus?
Not after showering.
6. What kind of gas comes from Uranus?
Taco Bell.
7. What color is Uranus?
Can't tell without injuring myself.
8. Why is Uranus that color?
See #7.
9. What does Uranus smell like?
Fresh flowers. Yours?
"Well did you read the news today?
They say the danger's gone away.
But I can see the fires, still alight,
they're burning into the night." - Genesis, Land of Confusion
They say the danger's gone away.
But I can see the fires, still alight,
they're burning into the night." - Genesis, Land of Confusion
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Posted 09 March 2003 - 05:27 PM
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Special Bonus-Stoolie Uranus Trivia Challenge
(Answers to follow in next post)-
(Answers to follow in next post)-
Those answers are better than the more scientific ones, Pretzelman-
1. How wide is Uranus?
1. About 52,300 km.
2. How hot is Uranus?
2. 59 K.
3. How heavy is Uranus?
3. 14.54 Earths.
4. How fast would a rocket have to go to escape Uranus?
4. 21300 m/sec.
5. Are there rings around Uranus?
5. Uranus has a system of narrow, faint rings. Ring particles are dark, and could consist of rocky or carbonaceous material.
6. What kind of gas comes from Uranus?
6. The Uranian Atmosphere consists of: 83% hydrogen, 15% helium, and 2% methane.
7. What color is Uranus?
7. Green.
8. Why is Uranus that color?
8. The greenish color of Uranus' atmosphere is due to methane and high-altitude photochemical smog.
9. What does Uranus smell like?
9. The hydrogen and helium portions of the Uranian atmosphere are essentially scentless. However, the 2% methane content is very odoriferous.
"Americans can always be counted on to do the right thing...after they have exhausted all other possibilities."
Churchill
"You can fool some of the people all of the time."
Lincoln
"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered."
Jefferson
Churchill
"You can fool some of the people all of the time."
Lincoln
"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered."
Jefferson
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Posted 09 March 2003 - 05:41 PM
Space Modulator, on Mar 8 2003, 08:01 PM, said:
It should now be clear to everyone that Arch reads this forum.
Speaking of Arch, did you know that in German "Arsch" (pronounced similarly) means "ass"? Like, for instance, "Arschloch" means "asshole".
Regards,
Vesselin
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Posted 09 March 2003 - 05:45 PM
alceringa, on Mar 9 2003, 04:27 PM, said:
6. What kind of gas comes from Uranus?
6. The Uranian Atmosphere consists of: 83% hydrogen, 15% helium, and 2% methane.
6. The Uranian Atmosphere consists of: 83% hydrogen, 15% helium, and 2% methane.
Methane is right, no matter how you interpret "Uranus".
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9. What does Uranus smell like?
9. The hydrogen and helium portions of the Uranian atmosphere are essentially scentless. However, the 2% methane content is very odoriferous.
9. The hydrogen and helium portions of the Uranian atmosphere are essentially scentless. However, the 2% methane content is very odoriferous.
Yes, and the smell is like guess what?
Regards,
Vesselin
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Posted 09 March 2003 - 06:21 PM
I have a new theory about this article.
At first, I thought that Crawford was just shamelessly ripping off the Doc's good work.
Then it hit me -
What if Arch is being held hostage by the bulls at Forbes magazine, and he is trying to send a secret coded message to the only people he trusts to help - the Stoolies!
At first, I thought that Crawford was just shamelessly ripping off the Doc's good work.
Then it hit me -
What if Arch is being held hostage by the bulls at Forbes magazine, and he is trying to send a secret coded message to the only people he trusts to help - the Stoolies!
