Dr. Al G., head of the Law Terminal Carnivore Museum announced the discovery of a huge deposit of fossilized dinosaur bones which can only be described as astounding. "The bones appear to be the remains of many score of dinosaurs, similar to the Tyrannosaurus Rex, which are all piled up in one large circular area." - say the paleontologist team members.
Studies of the tooth marks on the bones and the positions of the animals themselves suggest that all of these animals must have died together as a result of a "massive out of control feeding frenzy in which they all turned upon themselves in one orgy of self-destruction!"
The dinosaurs were given the scientific name of "Hedgefundasaurus Rex", which in layman's terms means "King of the self-consuming lizards."
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