The Nexus Machine

[Guest]

Hundreds of combined man years of development, and millions of lines of code merge into the perfect system which eliminates all financial risk. All financial contingencies have been examined and compensated for. At last the great machine stands ready.

 

Al is confident he may throw the financial levers at will, causing billions of trades and trillions of dollars to surge back and forth through the markets at a whim. Yes, he feels this robot trading system is completely safe, and totally secure - -

 

except for the cockroach.

[The End]

Great stuff.

[The brown one]

Excellent,Grot.Love the bit about the cockroach--doesn't fit into the Black and Scholes theory and is therefore a real danger

[Guest]

Here is a good one:

 

Greenspan urges investment shift into foodstuffs, ammo, big dogs

 

:grin:

[Henny Penny]

Yes - the perfect , riskless financial system - becomes perfectly useless- except as an object of religious worship.