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Posted 20 May 2004 - 07:14 PM

Hundreds of combined man years of development, and millions of lines of code merge into the perfect system which eliminates all financial risk. All financial contingencies have been examined and compensated for. At last the great machine stands ready.

Al is confident he may throw the financial levers at will, causing billions of trades and trillions of dollars to surge back and forth through the markets at a whim. Yes, he feels this robot trading system is completely safe, and totally secure - -

except for the cockroach.

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#2 The End

Anything is possible!

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Posted 20 May 2004 - 07:29 PM

Great stuff.

NONE of what I type, should be taken as financial advice.

And when you loose control, you'll reap the harvest that you've sown
And as the fear grows, the bad blood slows and turns to stone
And it's too late to loose the weight you used to need to throw around
So have a good drown, as you go down, alone
Dragged down by the stone.

--Waters

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#3 The brown one

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Posted 20 May 2004 - 07:30 PM

Excellent,Grot.Love the bit about the cockroach--doesn't fit into the Black and Scholes theory and is therefore a real danger

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Posted 20 May 2004 - 08:39 PM

Here is a good one:

Greenspan urges investment shift into foodstuffs, ammo, big dogs

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#5 Henny Penny

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Posted 21 May 2004 - 01:58 AM

Yes - the perfect , riskless financial system - becomes perfectly useless- except as an object of religious worship.

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