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Auto Manufacturers and the Oil Industry Combine Forces
Co-develop Unique Vehicle Accessory

Growing concern over increasing oil prices has prompted the Auto Manufactures to co-develop along with the Oil Industry, a new vehicle accessory to help combat expected higher vehicle fuel costs for automobile and SUV customer/owners in the days ahead.

Representatives from both industries met today to unveil their jointly developed product called the “Special Consumer/Resource Enhancement Workaround Unit” The new (GPS enabled) accessory is designed around a special tow package*, which will be made available to customers within the month.

Dealerships around the country expect the “relatively” low cost for the customer will be more than offset by the expected “now worry free customer sentiment” afforded by the unit, along with the easy to take 0% down, 360 month deals.

A sampling of comments from each can best sum up the benefits for all involved:

Auto Manufacturers: “Finally the customer will never have to worry about expensive, hard to get gasoline; now when his gas tank nears empty, all he has to do is just pull over and drill.”

Oil Industry: “Our field discovery costs will now be next to nothing, Joe consumer will do it for us. Who is to know, we may get lucky and find an oil field we didn’t know existed.”

Consumer: “Can I get it in midnight blue color?”

*Tow package consists of a trailer based consumer sized oil drilling rig and refinery combo with a dial-o-matic, multi-grade gasoline selector.