[SevenOfEleven]

Feeling a little chunkier than you'd like? Tired of coughing up phlegm every morning in preparation for that first smoke of the day?

Well it's time to cheer up! With the onset of dire poverty at hand you'll no longer have to work so hard on that diet and no way in hell you'll be able to afford to smoke! That's right all you misery loving 30's boomers - good times are back!

Economic downturn good for health

"BOSTON, Feb. 4 — The sickly economy may have a silver lining: Research shows tough times are good for your health. A new study concludes that when jobs are scarce, both unemployed workers and those who keep their jobs (but perhaps with less work to do) behave in a healthier manner."

I wonder how much research this one took...