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You Guys Have Got To See This;absolutely Hilarious
Saturday Night Live's - Stock Talk from Global Century
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QuantumOnion 
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Posted 04 February 2003 - 04:15 AM
Bwahahahahaha! Priceless.
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SusanJBear
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Posted 04 February 2003 - 11:31 AM
That really is funny. After the Dow's lopped off another few thousand points it won't be any more, but it sure speaks the truth!
Dave Barry's Year in Review, 2002 is kinda long, but pokes lots of fun at the stock market and the talking heads on Bubblevision:
FIRST EXPERT: Bill, I think we may be seeing the bottom here, unless the market goes lower.
SECOND EXPERT: I agree, Bob. If the market does not go any lower, then this is the bottom. But by the same token, if the market DOES go lower, then this is not the bottom. We can say whatever we want and people will take us seriously, because we're on TV, and we're wearing suits.
FIRST EXPERT: I like to say ''bottom,'' Bill. Bottom bottom bottom.
SECOND EXPERT: Ha ha! But seriously, Bob, if the market goes higher from here, then we can say this is . .
Dave Barry's Year in Review, 2002 is kinda long, but pokes lots of fun at the stock market and the talking heads on Bubblevision:
FIRST EXPERT: Bill, I think we may be seeing the bottom here, unless the market goes lower.
SECOND EXPERT: I agree, Bob. If the market does not go any lower, then this is the bottom. But by the same token, if the market DOES go lower, then this is not the bottom. We can say whatever we want and people will take us seriously, because we're on TV, and we're wearing suits.
FIRST EXPERT: I like to say ''bottom,'' Bill. Bottom bottom bottom.
SECOND EXPERT: Ha ha! But seriously, Bob, if the market goes higher from here, then we can say this is . .
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