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DrStool

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Doc and all Stoolies everywhere,

 

Best wishes to you and your families this holiday season! I hope all of you have a profitable and, above all else, a healthy 2003.

 

Sincerely,

 

Mousey, Missy and the entire Dung Family Singers.

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Happy Holidays Doc.

 

I love you and my little dog loves you.

 

Glad someone mentioned about subscription renewal.

 

I think I'll send mine in early just in case the banking system collapses.

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Doc...

A very Merry and a big, prosperous, healthy, Happy to you! Thanks for such a fun and stimulating site.

By extension, the same wishes go out to all the stoolies whose cantankerous contrary obnoxious hallucinatory ridiculous overthetop preposterous exaggerated ferocious insightful demented hardearned wellthought paranoid elegant warmspirited droppings make my day every day.

KA-CHING! to every one of you!

The Homester

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Thank you Doc and fellow Stoolies for making this place a great refuge amidst a sea of dung.

 

Thank the Lord, too, for allowing the right sperm to enter Mrs. Hurst Sr.'s ovum :grin:

 

Peace and Health to all.

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Hey, I had a dream last night. Woke up Xmas morning and what do I see, but Greenspan and Bernanke coming down my chimney dressed as Santa Claus and Hannukah Harry. Gave 'em some cookies and asked what they had in the big red bags on their backs. Well, bags full of dollars, of course. They were doing continuous currency airdrops to prevent the whole economy going into the old tankeroo. Told me they needed to gas up the Sleigh, but OPEC would only take gold and did I have any? I told 'em sure, for 10,000/oz. :grin:

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Many tanks to all, and to all a good night.

 

(Let's stick to holiday wishes. It's about goodwill toward men.) :wink2:

Guest AssMaster
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Ouch, got the smackdown. Hmm...I thought that WAS a good wish! :D

 

May the world be a more sane place soon, with more reasonable people and institutions. It may get dark, but a new year starts with one new day. And each day is full of possibilities to make the world a better place if we only take the time and make the effort.

 

HAPPY HOLIDAYS everyone!

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Happy Holiday Season to All from the Burp Family. Thanks Doc for the best web site on the internet planet, and for letting some of us less intellectually fortunate to learn from the rest of you.

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