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The Lord shall provide!




"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."

The priest asks "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"

"Yes, Father, it is"

"And, who was the woman you were with?"

"Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"

"I can not say!"

"Was it Patricia Kelly?"

"I'll never tell!"

"Was it Liz Shannon?"

"I'm sorry but I can't name her!"

"Was it Cathy Morgan?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Fiona MacDonald, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you!"

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned and you must atone. You cannot attend church for three months. Be off with you now!"

Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Three months vacation and five good leads!" says Tommy. :D




All right, no more. Ah, the market? Stick a fork in it!

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GF - That is massive. Shouldn't we get a big pop today, Bonds have moved up but that could be just from asset allocation, not a feed. The dollar dropped a tad, but not enough to signify repatriation. Thoughts?

It's being the case that I have been reduced to hope and prayer, my thoughts on this week's stellar amounts of feed are of less than no use. Enjoy the red, for it could turn green any moment. Still having nightly flashbacks.

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Blahoo! Finance Update:


2:30PM: Nasdaq drifts to lows of the day...Dow darn close..it is definitely a controlled sell-off, with no panic, and no serious breakdowns...nevertheless, no sign of rally attempt.NYSE Adv/Dec 1204/1980, Nasdaq Adv/Dec 1227/1992




. . . nothing to see here. Move along . . . No panic . . .

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