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Voting Their Investments

Stepan N. Stool, PH &D (12/13/00)

Democrats are evidently voting with their investments. Can it be that there are more Democrats than Republicans on Wall Street? Dr. Stool reminds you that a helluva lot more people voted either for a centrist Democrat or a raving liberal leftist (Nader), than voted with the pickup truck drivin', gun totin, bible thumpers. 

In spite of Al's gracious concession speech, the dimmycrats are mad as freakin' hell. And the Republican right will be as abrasive and mean spirited as ever, in spite of Bush's call for civility and conciliation. That, most assuredly, is not what the Half Vast Right Wing wants. They want to shove their agenda down our throats.  

Now, for sure, Florida's votes are going to be counted, every last one of them, probably by a consortium of news organizations. We are going to know who really won. You'd damn well better hope that it was the Texas Wahoo, because if it wasn't, that fact, along with a collapsing economy, is going to make this next four years very long for all investors. Dr. Stool can imagine nothing worse for the market than a couple of  years of political crisis over the issue of a Presidency stolen by some slick lawyers playing stall ball, on behalf of a Party that got less than half.  

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