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#1 DrStool

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 04:05 PM

Now I know how Ahab felt.

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 04:19 PM

ES ended cash session under 47 at 46. They may have taken her up late to clean out the stops. This might be the start of something, but beware of the dipper.
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Posted 15 September 2009 - 04:36 PM

Bitchin widget Doc.

What are the various channels/cycles?
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Posted 15 September 2009 - 04:36 PM

A little more erosion here in globex start
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Posted 15 September 2009 - 05:28 PM

Right brain comment......things feel too complacent. Like a disruption is brewing.

Starting to wonder if something in the ME is going to surprise everyone.
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Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the Matrix. You are the eventuality of an internal anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts, I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here.
You haven't answered my question.
Quite right. Interesting. That was quicker than the others.

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 05:32 PM

Bitchin widget Doc.

What are the various channels/cycles?


The red channel approximates a 5 hr- 1 day cycle. The blue channel approximates a 3-5 day cycle, and the yellow channel something longer, like 8-13 days.

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 05:37 PM

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 06:20 PM

Cramit just put a $ 264 dollar target on Apple leading off his show because of some accounting change or trick he claims to know they are gonna use soon....

This guy ought to be cuffed...3 days before op ex...right as it's stalling after a 100 point run...who paid him off for this one ? And .....after the wire houses pumped and pumped its target higher and higher...the fact this guy has this much power again is frightening....

This confirms it for me...it's 1999 all over again.
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Posted 15 September 2009 - 06:22 PM

Cramer is pumping aapl after hours. aapl at 177.15, it closed at 175.16
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Posted 15 September 2009 - 06:24 PM

Cramit just put a $ 264 dollar target on Apple leading off his show because of some accounting change or trick he claims to know they are gonna use soon....

This guy ought to be cuffed...3 days before op ex...right as it's stalling after a 100 point run...who paid him off for this one ? And .....after the wire houses pumped and pumped its target higher and higher...the fact this guy has this much power again is frightening....

This confirms it for me...it's 1999 all over again.


They are doing everything they can to reinflate the markets. They have had alot of practice in recent years. When the bubble pops, it's gonna be the end for sure.
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Posted 15 September 2009 - 06:25 PM

Cramer is pumping aapl after hours. aapl at 177.15, it closed at 175.16


This sheet is ridiculous....I'm serious..he should be locked up...all he has to do is give a few hedge fund buddies the nod and after hours they hook the sheep and light the candle in the morning...where the foulk is the SEC...same old sheet again
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Posted 15 September 2009 - 06:26 PM

Cramit just put a $ 264 dollar target on Apple leading off his show because of some accounting change or trick he claims to know they are gonna use soon....

This guy ought to be cuffed...3 days before op ex...right as it's stalling after a 100 point run...who paid him off for this one ? And .....after the wire houses pumped and pumped its target higher and higher...the fact this guy has this much power again is frightening....

This confirms it for me...it's 1999 all over again.



There is a lot more Fed money being pumped by fewer players, Hello Goldman Sucks.
As the fast money crew just said the big houses can't go down much cause the guv has their six. <_<

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 06:29 PM

This sheet is ridiculous....I'm serious..he should be locked up...all he has to do is give a few hedge fund buddies the nod and after hours they hook the sheep and light the candle in the morning...where the foulk is the SEC...same old sheet again



He's a slimey dude. You just know he's givin the nod to somebody. All I want is a nice 15% correction. Seems like it will never happen. Just pump, pump, pump away.
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Posted 15 September 2009 - 06:30 PM

They are doing everything they can to reinflate the markets. They have had alot of practice in recent years. When the bubble pops, it's gonna be the end for sure.


PD I know...but this guy is just a stock slut...a mania genius taking advantage of peoples stupidity to herd and follow....I totally agree with you as well...the end of this will end the markets or change them dramatically...it's already happened to some extent...

It now has a bigger market cap then IBM
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Posted 15 September 2009 - 06:34 PM

Took lots of profits today,My "trading position" should be fully liquidated by tomorrow if things go as planned.I even sold a few of my longer term holdings because they had big moves this month.

Definately my best year since the internet stock bubble,But I may be surpassing that any day now.And 75% of my profits were in "less risky" assets.If I was buying the crap that TJ was buying,I would have 10 times the profits I have now. :huh:

Muni's now up 30 of the last 31 days,unfreakinbelievable......

Still will hold considerable individual positions for income,but no more Closed ends unless we get a huge pullback...Too damn illiquid to keep tempting fate.And maybe I will finally get some sleep once my CEF position is totally gone. :rolleyes:

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