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#31 DrStool


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Posted 19 August 2009 - 08:08 AM



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#32 Jimbo


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Posted 19 August 2009 - 09:01 AM


High frequency trading basically turns the offer and bid prices for stocks into high frequency wobble boards

The faster the black box the higher the frequency of the wobble board.

The faster they can get the wobble board to vibrate the more money they make.

Think of it like the screaming sound that formula one cars make.


They should locate all the stock market trading servers - dark pools, ecn's, nasdaq, nyse together in one big server ring -

Call it the fellowship of the ring. :ninja:

Then they can have all the high frequency trading wobble boards in concentric rings around them.

Basically replicating the steps of the old fashioned trading pit.

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