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#16 PyurAureo

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 06:54 PM

You wouldn't know it from maria's immediate reaction..she had a hearsay phone call from the CEO and rattled off in a rapid fire machine gun cadence words of love and adoration. She talked for 5 minutes with taking a breath....Stock got jacked for a while then went limp. Then she disappeared...

Then this hit the wires...


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HP 3Q profit drops 19 pct, weak PC, ink sales
HP 3Q profit drops 19 percent, PCs and printer ink still weak

http://finance.yahoo...t...set=&ccode=

then the Lost Money Crew took over and they all were selling....but they said you just "gotta love the numbers....gotta love the "story""...

Weight a minuet ... whose doin' the Show now ???
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#17 PyurAureo

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 06:57 PM

Why am I suddenly craving a quarter pounder with cheese?



Because you are a carnivore? :rolleyes:

How's 'bout this one ???

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 07:21 PM

Double bottom....?

....or, heading for $5-7 range

...unfortunately, I think it is the latter (my biggest only losing trade this year)

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Agreed

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 07:35 PM

How's 'bout this one ???

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You can have the burger on the right....I'll take the spicy "Enchilada" on the left! :rolleyes:
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 08:45 PM

HOLY CRAP!!

Watching Olberman out here on the Left Coast: Stossel has just been previewed as among the "Worst Persons"!

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Guess again, girlfriend.
Or, $2.7 million every effing day since the effing pinball machine.
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 08:48 PM

All I know is that everyone and their mothers, except perma-dollar bears (and even some of them) are saying USD has bottomed, at least for the short/intermediate term - I gotta take the contrarian side to that....

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 09:02 PM

HOLY CRAP!!

Watching Olberman out here on the Left Coast: Stossel has just been previewed as among the "Worst Persons"!

They listened to you!


You're shittin me!

I don't have MSNBC here. Damn!

I think we may have a stoolie mole over there. :lol:

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 09:09 PM

You're shittin me!

I don't have MSNBC here. Damn!

I think we may have a stoolie mole over there. :lol:


Must be. No MSNBC here in Saskatchewan either. Hilarious. You got pull Doc!

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 09:13 PM

I got skeelz!

Can somebody verify this story?

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 09:17 PM

HOLY CRAP!!

Watching Olberman out here on the Left Coast: Stossel has just been previewed as among the "Worst Persons"!

They listened to you!



Is that sort of like Hustler's Asshole of the Month?

I liked those...and the pictures...and the cartoons. :P

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 09:22 PM

Double bottom....?

....or, heading for $5-7 range

...unfortunately, I think it is the latter (my biggest only losing trade this year)

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..effin resistance.

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Anthony caused pearls to be dissolved in wine to drink the health of Cleopatra; Sir Richard Whittington was as foolishly magnificent in an entertainment to King Henry V; and Sir Thomas Gresham drank a diamond, dissolved in wine, to the health of Queen Elizabeth, when she opened the Royal Exchange; but the breakfast of this roguish Dutchman was as splendid as either. He had an advantage, too, over his wasteful predecessors: their gems did not improve the taste or the wholesomeness of their wine, while his tulip was quite delicious with his red herring.here

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 10:07 PM

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 10:11 PM

..effin resistance.


Expect Natural Gas Prices to Continue To Be Weak This Winter

The bottom line is pretty obvious here: it is very unlikely that we will get a price spike this winter in natural gas. I won't say that we will necessarily see natural gas inventories get as high as the ARIMA forecast model suggests. The ARIMA model is a statistical based model only and if inventories really approach that high of a level, along with weak prices, market forces may do some more dramatic things this year to cut production (or export it if possible) which would never allow the inventory levels to get quite so high. But at this point, unless we get a major Hurricane in the gulf, or something else extraordinary that impacts natural gas production, it looks quite certain that inventories will be very high and prices therefore will be weak this winter.


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#29 Jimi

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 10:12 PM

I got skeelz!

Can somebody verify this story?

:huh:

"Verify"?

7,685 posts?

:huh:

"Verify"?

+6 years posting here?

:huh:

"Verify"?

What are you? A Reagan administration arms control negotiator?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

"Verify?"

Pffffft......

Sure glad all my albums went GOLD.
"Ferdy-bee-bee-dee-ferbs."
Subscribe & Earn Karma Miles with Every Visit!
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Blind Follower, Just Think Positive Hyperinflation, I Get Paid 500 Quadrillion Dollars/Hour at 1000% Interest/Hour Compounding Forever Each Mouse Click Religion.
"I too observe 'flation.'"
I love you, TASR!
YOU MAKE KITTY SCARED
Tops Take Time
Postulate A Free Lunch Economy
Anyone, now, who is not genuinely afraid is a moran.
[T]housands of empty stucco crapboxes vacated after being circle-jerk sham-traded among corrupt borkers, uppraisers and loan officers from 100K up to 800K, then "nopay-walkaway" (with dirty loan cash in pockets)
Guess again, girlfriend.
Or, $2.7 million every effing day since the effing pinball machine.
Permabear Hysterian

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 10:31 PM

:huh:

"Verify"?

7,685 posts?

:huh:

"Verify"?

+6 years posting here?

:huh:

"Verify"?

What are you? A Reagan administration arms control negotiator?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

"Verify?"

Pffffft......


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