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#1 DrStool

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 04:29 PM

The Germans didn't bomb Pearl Harbor? :lol:

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 04:46 PM

The Germans didn't bomb Pearl Harbor? :lol:

Then it must have been those Italians with Mussolini? :rolleyes:

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#3 Bungster

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 04:48 PM

Added shorts at the close...BTW.. :blush:
"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future" Yogi Berra
"If you believe people are rational beings, you will go through life frustrated and confused" Scott Adams
"Don't dig the dialog of denial"
"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God." George W. Bush

#4 Trader Joe

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 05:05 PM

I report, you decide....

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 05:08 PM

This just in from the "Karma Is A Bitch Dept. ™"
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Everyone remember this "talking bunghole"

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That's right....

He's the conservative a-hole that revealed Valerie Plame's identity as a CIA operative

Last year hit a pedestrian while driving his black Corvette to work along Washington's K Street and drives away (hit and run)

Shortly afterwards, he gets diagnosed with brain cancer

He died today.
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I'll keep my usual acerbic commentary to myself.....

But I will add this....

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#6 Trader Joe

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 05:13 PM

Double bottom....?

....or, heading for $5-7 range

...unfortunately, I think it is the latter (my biggest only losing trade this year)

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#7 DrStool

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 05:20 PM

TJ- What! The hedge fund fired you already? :lol: Glad to see you back posting, but you're still a douchebag. :lol: :lol: :lol: Hope you're ready for some mano-a-mano!

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 05:22 PM

Can you believe that someone on Stossel's blog had the audacity to call me a troll! The nerve! I'm just trying to give them a dose of truth serum.

They don't like it. I'm pissing them off. Imagine that.

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#9 Bungster

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 05:28 PM

This just in from the "Karma Is A Bitch Dept. ™"
_______________________

Everyone remember this "talking bunghole"

Posted Image

That's right....

He's the conservative a-hole that revealed Valerie Plame's identity as a CIA operative

Last year hit a pedestrian while driving his black Corvette to work along Washington's K Street and drives away (hit and run)

Shortly afterwards, he gets diagnosed with brain cancer

He died today.
_____________________

I'll keep my usual acerbic commentary to myself.....

But I will add this....

bwahahahahah.jpg


Maybe he had the brain cancer for a long time...and that exaggerated his behavior to the "dark side".... :unsure:

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"If you believe people are rational beings, you will go through life frustrated and confused" Scott Adams
"Don't dig the dialog of denial"
"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God." George W. Bush

#10 Trader Joe

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 05:30 PM

TJ- What! The hedge fund fired you already?


No siree Bob.....actually quite the opposite.....I just need to be careful about what I post w.r.t. to specific names.....plus I have settled in and feel more comfortable with a post-post here and a post-post there, here a post there a post everywhere a post-post

#11 Bungster

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 05:35 PM

HP threw a turd in the pool... :ninja:

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"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future" Yogi Berra
"If you believe people are rational beings, you will go through life frustrated and confused" Scott Adams
"Don't dig the dialog of denial"
"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God." George W. Bush

#12 Ags Nightmare

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 05:45 PM

HP threw a turd in the pool... :ninja:

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You wouldn't know it from maria's immediate reaction..she had a hearsay phone call from the CEO and rattled off in a rapid fire machine gun cadence words of love and adoration. She talked for 5 minutes with taking a breath....Stock got jacked for a while then went limp. Then she disappeared...

Then this hit the wires...


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HP 3Q profit drops 19 pct, weak PC, ink sales
HP 3Q profit drops 19 percent, PCs and printer ink still weak

http://finance.yahoo...t...set=&ccode=

then the Lost Money Crew took over and they all were selling....but they said you just "gotta love the numbers....gotta love the "story""...
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#13 DrStool

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 06:27 PM

No siree Bob.....actually quite the opposite.....I just need to be careful about what I post w.r.t. to specific names.....plus I have settled in and feel more comfortable with a post-post here and a post-post there, here a post there a post everywhere a post-post


Why am I suddenly craving a quarter pounder with cheese?

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 06:32 PM

Can you believe that someone on Stossel's blog had the audacity to call me a troll! The nerve! I'm just trying to give them a dose of truth serum.

They don't like it. I'm pissing them off. Imagine that.


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Keep it up, you're doin' great!!!

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#15 Bungster

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 06:36 PM

Why am I suddenly craving a quarter pounder with cheese?


Because you are a carnivore? :rolleyes:

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"Don't dig the dialog of denial"
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