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#16 psyche doctor

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:36 PM

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:52 PM

Shares in “General Motors,” the company says, are worthless. But many investors apparently have missed the message.

G.M.’s stock, which now represents the company’s bankruptcy estate, continued an improbable rise in price on Friday, prompting concern by company officials and securities regulators that investors are confused.

The stock, which trades under the ticker symbol GMGMQ, gained as much as 43 percent on Friday, after G.M. announced that it had completed the sale of its assets to an entirely new company. Nearly 75 million shares traded hands until the securities industry’s self-regulator, Finra, halted trading at 2:09 p.m., citing “extraordinary events.”

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 01:08 AM

if she draws a paycheck from the school I think her kids also get to free-ride there, correct?
or do they have to pay like everyone else?


There is no free ride, at least not anymore. I think there is an admission preference for employees.
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Posted 11 July 2009 - 02:18 AM

jorma, that 'news from 1930' site is awesome, thanks. another way to search for fartcals.

In the news today both the University of California and California State University systems are announcing both wage cuts and also lowering the number of students they will accept. No word on if they are going to root out all the money wasting and cronyism that is endemic to both systems.

my neighbors in my old hometown of davis, an old fashioned college town, have been claiming immunity to the real estate downturn. and prices have fallen much less than in most places (local growth control laws have kept a tight lid on housing supply, and preventing the town from becoming vacaville or fairfield). with state workers who commute to sacramento as well as all the university workers looking at paycuts, furloughs, and layoffs, i wonder if they still think home prices are gonna stay high.

sf giants pitcher jonathan sanchez hurls no-hitter tonight. happy happy joy joy

that sears xmas campaign reminded me of this guy:
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Must buy it back or go to pris'n."

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 02:52 AM

There was recommendation from citi about aig

now check this
http://www.govtrack....?bill=h111-3145

So, they gonna buy it, cancel CDS and voila, sky is the limit. Maybe long on AIG this time?
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Posted 11 July 2009 - 05:23 AM

and this:
SEC calls for Calif. IOUs treated as securities
"The recipients of billions of dollars in IOUs being issued by California soon may be able to sell them on a regulated market, following action taken Thursday by federal regulators." http://www.sfgate.co.../f111915D34.DTL


Looks like another windfall for banksters in trading and discounting these securities.

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 05:30 AM

Thinking about bellwether indicators...

The discount to face at which the Californian IOUs trade, might set the tone for the rest of the year.

Just a guess though.

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 05:39 AM

Looks like another windfall for banksters in trading and discounting these securities.

Hey .. making a merkit is a public service, right? Helping small businesses cash out their IOUs, and helping total morans go dong Arnie.

Wait a sec.. what do you hedge a Californian IOU with?
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#24 Jetlag

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 06:23 AM

Wait a sec.. what do you hedge a Californian IOU with?


That one's easy, you use a method known as "financial innovation". You create a SIV with these fine diddly notes and sell them with a fancy name.

Basically the same way they dealt away with subprime. <_<

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 06:31 AM

Wait a sec.. what do you hedge a Californian IOU with?



Disney Dollars and Knott's Berry Farms Wooden Nickels.

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 06:45 AM

Shares in “General Motors,” the company says, are worthless. But many investors apparently have missed the message.

G.M.’s stock, which now represents the company’s bankruptcy estate, continued an improbable rise in price on Friday, prompting concern by company officials and securities regulators that investors are confused.

I think GM has missed the message that investors are giving it.

The company has been a No Chance To Dance penny slot machine hosting lines of nicotine-stained 70-something riverboaters wanting to be anything but the last bag holder. Like Mississippi huntin' season: if it moves, it's fair game.

You could put 4 capital letters on a douchebag, list it on the NASDAQ, and trade a hundred million shares before Cramer even begins to get a whiff of it.
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Posted 11 July 2009 - 06:58 AM

"A badger in Germany got so drunk on over-ripe cherries it staggered into the middle of a road and refused to budge, police said on Wednesday."

http://www.reuters.c...E5683O720090709

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 10:16 AM

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 03:08 PM

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 06:26 PM

Martin Armstrong

Here he relates economic history and Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle

From page 13:

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Irrational Free Markets
Don't look too close...
The current Weatha
In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them. Johann von Neumann
We're all frinkin' doomed The Mogambo Guru
In the long run, we're all dead John Maynard Keynes
If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal Emma Goldman
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana G. Marx





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