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#31 whacked

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Posted 21 November 2008 - 08:57 PM

Speaking of avatars, I'm thinking of changing my Denise picture. Do you guys like this one?

I like ALL Denise pictures. She sure seems like a whacky dame, though. Beauty and brains are definitely mutually exclusive genes.
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#32 shorty

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Posted 21 November 2008 - 08:58 PM

OMG!

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Where can I get one? ;)

I picked up a quality pre-owned one off eBay, cheap!

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Posted 21 November 2008 - 09:02 PM

[i]Mayor Gavin Newsom said city layoffs could start in the next few weeks as his office grapples with a budget deficit that could exceed $90 million.

"I can't defer bad choices," Newsom said.

Rare words of honesty from a politician. Mayor "any twosome Newsom" has been making bad choices for years.
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Posted 21 November 2008 - 09:03 PM

maSSes reamwarded with a token 500-pernt Geithner showgoose

I wonder if Alexandra reads the Stool.

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Posted 21 November 2008 - 09:05 PM

I know Timothy Geithner ith a banker.
Ith he one them chubby bankerth?
Like Bruth Wilthon?

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Posted 21 November 2008 - 09:28 PM

Someone from Krudlow's camp is monitoring the stool....they stole my "CNBS Rumor-Board Victims List" I posted on IDS almost for verbatim on tonight's show......DAMN!!! (that's kinda kool....with a "K")

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Posted 21 November 2008 - 10:19 PM

I like when Melissa Lee takes over for DR an "Lost Money ™" .....

I find she brings an interesting slant to the show.....

(over the line?.....nah :P )


Don't worry, I think it slid down that icy slope of "over the line" without attracting notice. :lol:
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Posted 21 November 2008 - 10:39 PM

I like ALL Denise pictures. She sure seems like a whacky dame, though. Beauty and brains are definitely mutually exclusive genes.



I will show my ignorance, who is Denise, other than she is a good looking chick? :P

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Posted 21 November 2008 - 11:27 PM

Is that the same gal? :unsure:


yup, but the potential new picture might be pre-boob job.
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Posted 21 November 2008 - 11:34 PM

I will show my ignorance, who is Denise, other than she is a good looking chick? :P


wikipedia on her

wild things is the movie where she gets nekkid.
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Posted 21 November 2008 - 11:38 PM

Gas prices here in san jose are falling some more, saw some stations with $2.13 gas, looks like we'll be at $2 or less by next week.
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Posted 21 November 2008 - 11:51 PM

Bought gas for $1.69 this evening and loving it :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

But I have no expectation of seeing it continue :mellow:

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Posted 22 November 2008 - 12:03 AM

Bought gas for $1.69 this evening and loving it :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

But I have no expectation of seeing it continue :mellow:


I think we'll see "less than a buck" at some point, but only for a very very very short period of time...

Good news is there is an EZ way to hedge your future gas costs via the ETF, UGA....the only added part of the calculation is the opportunity cost of no divi's or interest on this ETF.....still, if gas gets even near the "one bone" mile marker I'll pull the trigger on a nice chunk of UGA as a hedge which will cover me nicely for years to come.....


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Posted 22 November 2008 - 12:07 AM

Don't worry, I think it slid down that icy slope of "over the line" without attracting notice. :lol:


No it didn't.

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Posted 22 November 2008 - 12:30 AM

Here we go again.

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