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#16 Sudaca

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:26 PM

"Confused? You won't be, after this episode of...Soap"
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"The Soap of Hope"

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:29 PM

NDX 100 down 35% from last years peak.... :o
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#18 mdporter

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:29 PM

Energy trusts really going on sale now!

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#19 Jetlag

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:30 PM

Check out this the collapse in the energy sector. 50% in 3 months.

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Energy and Basic Materials never even bottomed in mid-July unlike the rest of the market.

I recall posting here about the paper profits that were sitting in those stocks and that eventually this would happen but never took a position in DUG and SMN. <_<

And now that I'm realizing that they're probably going to bounce :lol:

#20 Jorma

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:30 PM

Why isn't there any headline in MSM stating the relation between the bill passing and the market tanking!?

"MARKET TANKS AFTER BILL PASSING !"

"MARKET DISAPROVES BAILOUT!"

I'm only reading:

"Stocks Fall as Economic Woes Overshadow Bailout-" Yoohoo

"U.S. Stocks Slide on Economy, Erasing 313-Point Rally in Dow Industrials" GLoomberg

"No appetite for risk" Rhoiders

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Because it couldn't possibly have fallen on that news. That story doesn't fit any narrative in the mainstream so it can't even be conceived. It must have fallen for some other reason. Well we here all know there is no 'reason' for market moves so why even waste energy thinking about what stories they are telling?


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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:31 PM

"It is now clear that the US financial system - and now even the system of financing of the corporate sector - is now in cardiac arrest and at a risk of a systemic financial meltdown. I dont use these words lightly but at this point we have reached the final 12th step of my February paper on 'The Risk of a Systemic Financial Meltdown: 12 Steps to a Financial Disaster'..."

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You haven't answered my question.
Quite right. Interesting. That was quicker than the others.

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:43 PM

Why isn't there any headline in MSM stating the relation between the bill passing and the market tanking!?

"MARKET TANKS AFTER BILL PASSING !"

"MARKET DISAPROVES BAILOUT!"

I'm only reading:

"Stocks Fall as Economic Woes Overshadow Bailout-" Yoohoo

"U.S. Stocks Slide on Economy, Erasing 313-Point Rally in Dow Industrials" GLoomberg

"No appetite for risk" Rhoiders

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'Cause creed trumps reality ... until the day the stick hits your own head. :D
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#23 phatbubble

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:47 PM

Well, I'm going to put my car in my van and go home. Good night & good luck.

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Quod Severis Metes

Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the Matrix. You are the eventuality of an internal anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts, I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here.
You haven't answered my question.
Quite right. Interesting. That was quicker than the others.

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:48 PM

http://market-ticker...he-Bailout.html

everyone must watch this......
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:53 PM

http://www.youtube.com/v/HaG9d_4zij8.swf



Rep Brad Sherman tells is like it is

too bad he was in the minority
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:54 PM

miki.jpg
"WE ARE BEING KEPT ALIVE by the Entropic movement of Dark Matter(Sino-Nippo-dollar purchasing of $UST)---as soon as there is a ringing sound,a sign of an clogged artriosclerotic wormhole on the emergency fiat-meter it will end--dynamic equilibrium,will have been achieved;better known as death" -- beardrech (Mar 15 2006, 01:17 AM)

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Mar 28 2003: July 2003 is the time I have identified as the low of the bear move...then the first leg of the bear is over ...many will be caught by surprise to see the market near it's all time high again within 3-4 years [2007] ..."depression" similar to 1932 doesn't come until 2010. -- blackbelt (Mar 28 2003, 10:05 PM)

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:56 PM

Roubini: all sunshine, flowers & butterflies

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:56 PM

Here's another Brad Sherman clip... he's a real patriot, at least this week


The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars, the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth. -- H.L. Mencken

"Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can ... come up with the extra ounce of power it takes to win." - Muhammad Ali

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 05:05 PM

http://market-ticker...he-Bailout.html

everyone must watch this......

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Not sure who that moranic, pompous ass is in the video is, but could you please find the clip that shows him demanding that foreigners quit lender money to American Ho-moaners by refusing to buy their mortgages?

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 05:10 PM

Bailing out foreign owners of American Toxic Sheet is only fair. It's actually irrelevant. If we "refused" foreign owners of Toxic Sheet, they'd just swap it for something else under the table to a bank that had a right to sell it.
"WE ARE BEING KEPT ALIVE by the Entropic movement of Dark Matter(Sino-Nippo-dollar purchasing of $UST)---as soon as there is a ringing sound,a sign of an clogged artriosclerotic wormhole on the emergency fiat-meter it will end--dynamic equilibrium,will have been achieved;better known as death" -- beardrech (Mar 15 2006, 01:17 AM)

"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage." -- Belgrade Zoo Director Vuk Bojovic (August 20, 2007).

It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. -- Hitchhiker (S.A.M. 1998)

Mar 28 2003: July 2003 is the time I have identified as the low of the bear move...then the first leg of the bear is over ...many will be caught by surprise to see the market near it's all time high again within 3-4 years [2007] ..."depression" similar to 1932 doesn't come until 2010. -- blackbelt (Mar 28 2003, 10:05 PM)





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