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#16 Private Skidmark

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 05:04 PM

What about Morgan Stanley?
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Posted 26 September 2008 - 05:04 PM

here's a paragraph from my latest letter to the congresscritters:

Why are no alternatives being considered? It’s because Congress is not listening to outside experts, many of which are calling for Congress to SLOW DOWN to consider all alternatives. The Paulson Plan will greatly benefit Goldman Sacks, Paulson’s old firm. He made $500 million making the very loans and playing the financial games that helped get this country into major trouble. Why would you listen to the fox tell you how to get the chickens back into the henhouse, AFTER THE FOX BEAT, RAPED, AND THEN ATE THE CHICKENS??????

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#18 Trader Joe

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 05:06 PM

What about Morgan Stanley?

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Too small....they're done...my guess is Shittycorpse takes them out. Remember Pandit is from MS

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 05:07 PM

Correct.

At some point we are gonna have capitulation down-leg 2009-10 is the most likely scenario....how long it lasts WTFK's.  But when it happens, I'll be buying these like a madman.

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You haven't answered my question.
Quite right. Interesting. That was quicker than the others.

#20 jickiss

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 05:19 PM

jickiss is back!



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for sure, here is the deal: sometime on Sunday, two days hence, a Rescue Package will be "accepted," being liked by enough to merit approvoval via vote in congress.

poof!

gold will be taken down to. let's say, $850. Natrually, there will be a Broads Rally.

forget the doomed Broads, WATCH GOLD where, at around the 850 zone it will put in the Final Bottom of YOUR LIFETIMES.

Key Miners shares were weak today, such as GG, AUY, etc. your jickiss bot even more of the GG callz of Jan 2010. The calls were not free, but were cheap enough to add to positions.....

your jickiss also sold out all the DGP for the reason that there was CLEAR MANIPULATION OF THE DECEMBER GOLD CONTRACT IN THE PIT BY da CB.

hence, everybody folded, knowing that all that this manipulation will do is set up an entry point at which great gains can be booked again on DGP and GG, AUY, etc.

your jickiss also asks if the FINAL BOTTOM will not soon be established for TRE.

then, finally,

can you deal with the REAL TRUTH???

click on the link below if you want to read THE REAL TRUTH.

People,
Get Ready!

the train to the acres of diamonds will soon enough be leaving the station.
get on board!

jickiss!!!!!!!

This Article tells the TRUTH, and is 100% jickiss endorsed.

Edited by jickiss, 26 September 2008 - 05:20 PM.

"Every Bubble ends in fear and panic. This one will too." --Machinehead, March 29, 2005

On September 06, 2006, TRE closed at $6.50.
On September 19, 2006, CDE closed at $46.30 (adjusted for reverse split)
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On Oct. 17, '06, Goldman (GS) closed at $183.07 (jickiss Sell) whilst Newmont (NEM) closed at $43.24 (jickiss Buy).

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 05:25 PM

jickiss is back!
jickiss is back!
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can you deal with the REAL TRUTH???

click on the link below if you want to read THE REAL TRUTH.

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thanks, jickiss, but no thanks.

i can't handle the truth

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#22 Yaryman

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 05:35 PM

Gentlemen, I would like to present to you, the new Masters of the Universe.  At some point in the not too distant future shares in all of these companies are going to be the buy of a lifetime.  You will be able to buy 'em, put 'em away and just watch them smash through hundred dollar mile markers (on a pre split basis) to the upside.
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I can see WFC making tons of moola also.

#23 Sudaca

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 05:39 PM

Welcome to your MMALF-
http://wallstreetexaminer.com/?p=3192

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I plan on buying financial sector ETFs because I'm lazy.

Being indexed, they have a built-in survivorship bias.
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#24 Trader Joe

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 05:40 PM

I can see WFC making tons of moola also.

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I think of them in the second tier, along with banks like US Bankcorp, and others

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 05:42 PM

jickiss is back!



jickiss is back!


and, of course we are to thimk Weekly, but in the Face of a Trillion Doolar Manip, the daily chart in DGP is shown next. for sure, since you jickiss brought this Double Gold is Perfect to the attention of the readers, it has basically done a bit better than any of the key miners...

this is meaningless in the Big Picture, but your jickiss is really losing patience with the Gold Manip. it is getting old, as they say.

losing money will also make us feel old, therefore, your jickiss has decided to buy DGP right at the final bottom for Gold which is very very very very very close.

here is the daily Double Gold is Perfect. Remember, no risk of Management, (except the risk of the Management that has established the sponsorship of the item, which is hard to measure, sure, they have big leverage, but would their CB let them go under???????) no exposure to greatly higher Earl Prices if and when the ME descends into real serious gun play, and with the manips in the pits and with the utter and abject failure of the Managements of the Key Gold Miners to deliver super sized positive Earning Surprises EVER, since the gold bull maket began,

well, DGP merits a very close look, versus da Miners and, your jickiss advises, giant ownership on your sheets.

your jickiss now burns with desire to buy it at the final bottom.

Hold Fast!
acres of diamonds ahead!
Thimk!
jickiss!!!!!!!

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"Every Bubble ends in fear and panic. This one will too." --Machinehead, March 29, 2005

On September 06, 2006, TRE closed at $6.50.
On September 19, 2006, CDE closed at $46.30 (adjusted for reverse split)
.


On Oct. 17, '06, Goldman (GS) closed at $183.07 (jickiss Sell) whilst Newmont (NEM) closed at $43.24 (jickiss Buy).

"Politics in America has become a playground of fictions. The politicians tell the public what the public wants to hear. Whether the question is social security, education, budget deficits or national security, the public wants to believe that things aren�t so bad." --Written by J.R. Nyquist, December 8, 2006.

"Private sector employees will never retire, they will work literally to death, dying sick broke and busted with absolutely no hope whatsoever." -- Shorty, on March 15, 2009.

"Luck is the most precious commodity in the world." Brisbane Bear, October 25, 2007.

"Luck favors the prepared mind." Mr. James Dines, back in the 80s, in "The Dines Letter."

"With Luck, anything is Possible, but without Luck, virtually nothing Good ever happens." --- The jickiss Mantra, sad but True.

#26 Jorma

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 05:54 PM

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said on Friday a plan to rescue U.S. financial institutions "has to happen," but final agreement is up to conservative Republicans who revolted against the plan being negotiated between Congress and the Treasury Department.

"It will happen because it has to happen," Pelosi, a California Democrat, said in an interview with ABC's "Good Morning America." "I would hope that we could come to agreement in the next 24 hours."


Pelosi Piehole

Weird that she would say this, because she has enough votes to pass it without the republicans.
I guess I send to make more phone calls and send more faxes this afternoon.

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Leave it to the Democrats to team up with a crook who did more than his fair share to bring this on and the least popular president in history, from the opposition party mind you, to ram through a bill which has the support of maybe 5% of their party and maybe 30% of all citizens. Bad policy meets bad politics in an orgy of self destructive stupidity.

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#27 Bungster

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 06:00 PM

From the Housing Bubble Blog

http://thehousingbub....com/index.html

“In August 2004, Moody’s Corp. unveiled a new credit-rating model that Wall Street banks used to sow the seeds of their own demise. The formula allowed securities firms to sell more top-rated, subprime mortgage-backed bonds than ever before.”

“A week later, Standard & Poor’s moved to revise its own methods. An S&P executive urged colleagues to adjust rating requirements for securities backed by commercial properties because of the ‘threat of losing deals.’”

“Gugliada says that when the subject came up of tightening S&P’s criteria, the co-director of CDO ratings, David Tesher, said: ‘Don’t kill the golden goose.’”

“‘Let’s hope we are all wealthy and retired by the time this house of cards falters,’ one unidentified anal cyst told a colleague in a December 2006 e-mail, according to the SEC report. The e-mail was signed with a computerized wink and smile: “;o). ”




It's about time these guys get their just deserts..... :angry:
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Posted 26 September 2008 - 06:02 PM

oops

"Pieces of 1,526 synthetic CDOs worldwide sold default protection on Seattle-based WaMu, S&P said in a statement today. WaMu was seized yesterday by regulators after customers withdrew $16.7 billion over the past 10 days. After JPMorgan Chase & Co. bought WaMu's bank branch business, the holding company is likely to file for bankruptcy protection, S&P anal cyst Victoria Wagner said in a separate statement today."

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Hope they write them off before the taxpayer is compulsory volunteered to buy them at "Hold to Maturity" values

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 06:07 PM

Leave it to the Democrats to team up with a crook who did more than his fair share to bring this on and the least popular president in history, from the opposition party mind you, to ram through a bill which has the support of maybe 5% of their party and maybe 30% of all citizens.  Bad policy meets bad politics in an orgy of self destructive stupidity.

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Amen, brother Jorma. There is a reason why this Congress continues to receive record-low approval ratings. The Democratic leadership doesn't have even half a ball amongst them. Every single one of them...with notable exceptions...should be primaried in 2010. Out with the bad, in with the better...

and Sudaca...your avatar made me laugh out loud! I didn't even notice it at first. :D :D :D

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 06:13 PM

I think my representatives are starting to turn off their fax machines. Yesterday everything was going through, today things are backing up like bad constipation.

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