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#31 DrStool

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Posted 04 December 2002 - 02:26 PM

To you stoolies who have had such nice things to say about the Anals today, what can Doc say but, Tank you, tank you very much!

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#32 Slothrop

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Posted 04 December 2002 - 02:26 PM

PIMCO's Bill Gross says bonds will underperform now because of inflation. He likes inflation-protected treasuries.

Stoolie translation: buy mining stocks.

Yeah, ECO is moving, but when that poor slob gets going it's usually a sign of the kind of "speculative mania" that characterizes the end of a move.

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Posted 04 December 2002 - 02:27 PM

GF--Villa is not building new homes; he is rehabing. :D

#34 PileDriver

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Posted 04 December 2002 - 02:29 PM

No prob Doc, at $74/yr not ponying up is just being a dart-ass.

When we hit final bottom (2008?) I can only imagine what Crapvision will be showing during the day but one thing for sure they won't be talking about stocks. It won't even look like the Crapvision we know today. In fact it'll be cancelled.

#35 Hellacia

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Posted 04 December 2002 - 02:30 PM

Well, y'all guilted this inveterate lurker into subscribing to the Anals, and helping the Stool out a little.

Had to do it, I got into PruBear fund after the Simple Guy recommended it just the other day. I'm another one of those chicks who likes simple guys.

Doc, been lovin' your site for months now; hope the subscription compensates you a little for the pleasure I've gotten out of it.

Back to lurking. Carry on liebe Stoolchen :D

#36 Injured Grizzly

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Posted 04 December 2002 - 02:30 PM

Meta: One of my daughter's professors (she's a nursing student) said that one should not take silly yum unless needed. A daily dose will make the colon lazy.

That would really ruin my days if it were true. I would also miss some trades I'm sure due to increased painful time in the water closet.

I know people who have used it for years. As a fiber it's very healthy for you and will actually make things easier and work better. You just have to drink enough water with it. Used correctly it can fend off colon cancer. IG

#37 phatbubble

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Posted 04 December 2002 - 02:32 PM

hyper, it's not a complete day without at least one post re the pending macroeconomic apocalypse. frighteningly sensible, in the final ANALysis.... B)
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You haven't answered my question.
Quite right. Interesting. That was quicker than the others.

#38 rog

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Posted 04 December 2002 - 02:35 PM

Been @ CSFB Tech conference all morning. Summary: boring! Same old same old. No visibility, must be the bottom, turn around straight ahead just haven't seen it yet.

KLAC tried to be upbeat saying things are much stronger and orders are exactly where they want them to be however they refused to update or raise guidance. Good thing everything is looking up otherwise maybe they would cut 50% of staff instead of the 15% cut last month.





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#39 sweefraapp

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Posted 04 December 2002 - 02:35 PM

Injured: I've used it for years. A nice unexpected side effect is that I'm not cross eyed anymore.

#40 Metamucil

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Posted 04 December 2002 - 02:37 PM

Meta: One of my daughter's professors (she's a nursing student) said that one should not take silly yum unless needed. A daily dose will make the colon lazy.

That would really ruin my days if it were true. I would also miss some trades I'm sure due to increased painful time in the water closet.

Sweef,

It's like doing colonic pushups....makes the colonic muscle strong. Stimulant laxatives make it lazy. The water closet 'experience' is luxuriant, painless, predictable...and prolongs life :D

Moreover, I was responsible for changing the labelling on such product, after which my mother named me, btw :D

Becker (1968) studied African tribes on huge fiber diets; no colon cancer, polyps, ulcers or heart disease. It was the single most important variable in the study.

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Posted 04 December 2002 - 02:37 PM

Max pain i just started trading futures a few months ago after trading etfs and i've had a little better luck with futures .The stop management is automated and you can take a position home overnight and no get screwed by some nasty gap as globex goes around the clock

#42 DrStool

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Posted 04 December 2002 - 02:39 PM

Yes, and how many other financial websites do you know of where it's perfectly acceptable to to discuss the quality of one's bowel movements? :huh: :wacko:


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Posted 04 December 2002 - 02:41 PM

Been @ CSFB Tech conference all morning. Summary: boring! Same old same old. No visibility, must be the bottom, turn around straight ahead just haven't seen it yet.

KLAC tried to be upbeat saying things are much stronger and orders are exactly where they want them to be however they refused to update or raise guidance. Good thing everything is looking up otherwise maybe they would cut 50% of staff instead of the 15% cut last month.





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Well, I hope CFSB at least served ya a proper lunch... Kinda like eating your meal down at the city morgue, I imagine... Seriously though, there must be some real sore butt fund manglers walking around that little soiree... NYC is it's own island... When those beatup tech CEOs leave town, I'm sure they'll find another illusion on the horizon to pump themselves up again...

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Posted 04 December 2002 - 02:41 PM

It's amazing what one can learn here Doc - you've created something special

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Posted 04 December 2002 - 02:41 PM

Welcome aboard Hellacia. Nice Avatar!

Risk-adjusted BEARX beats the pants off RYAIX.

http://stockcharts.c...tml?BEARX,RYAIX

less slippage too.





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