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#31 Auntie Septic

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 08:17 AM

This just in...

Confidential sources indicate that the following phrases have been banned during the Crapvision USA broadcast for today:

Panic
Crash
Margin call
Liquidation
Debasing
Devaluation

Did I miss any?
Removed.

#32 dorfinator

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 08:21 AM

Yea:

JAIL
PRISON

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 08:22 AM

Well. I've had enough of Crapvision for the next 5 years.

Idiots talking to idiots.

Except for the Santelli guy. The rest are either idiots or self serving snake oil salesmen.

A total waste.

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 08:24 AM

Then Minyan's have a great quick story this morning on Mr. Bernanke's NCAA picks!

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#35 roxy

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 08:25 AM

What happened with the board settings?

Instead of a page with 10 posts I get 1 post and then a list called "posts in this topic".

Unreadable!

#36 DrStool

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 08:25 AM

That's the second time in the past few weeks that I have turned it on. The last time was in 2003.

I told you the story about seeing Bloomberg a couple weeks ago while I was in the waiting room of the tire store. Actual unbiased financial journalism with truly knowledgeable guests. But you can only get it on satellite in most places I guess.

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 08:26 AM

What happened with the board settings?

Instead of a page with 10 posts I get 1 post and then a list called "posts in this topic".

Unreadable!

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You clicked on Outline view, upper right corner of the board. Click Standard or Linear to change the format.

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 08:28 AM

That's the second time in the past few weeks that I have turned it on. The last time was in 2003.

I told you the story about seeing Bloomberg a couple weeks ago while I was in the waiting room of the tire store. Actual unbiased financial journalism with truly knowledgeable guests. But you can only get it on satellite in most places  I guess.

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Yep, I'm in a Holiday Inn Express right now and they have a bunch of channels but couldn't find Bloomy. Fortunately free wifi. Plus Bloomy's web coding for their video doesn't work right in Apple's Safari or the MacOS X Firefox.

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 08:28 AM

there was also a profit warning by Siemens this morning. 2 weeks ago they said everything was ok. Stock down 13%.

see, thats thing: If you cant trust blue chips or big banks anymore, whom will you trust? The answer is: NO ONE. THAT is whats gonna kill the markets: the complete lack and loss of any kind of trust. And the worst thing: In such a state the FED fires all its cannons in a very short period of time. One can ask: What will they have left in June? The answer is: NOTHING.

We are experiencing the worst wolrd wide financial crisis we have seen in our lifetimes, it will very soon completely spill over to the real economy, the job market will be completely closed by summer. It will be horrible. It will be so horrible that the bust of the internet bubble will appear as fly shit.
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Posted 17 March 2008 - 08:31 AM

Crapvision just said the Prez will be making a statement this morning about the sitiation! PUMP ME UP!!!!



#41 Dr.Correll

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 08:32 AM

Lehman down 30%??? people i guessed are just too scared and dont want to be bought out for pennys...

 


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Posted 17 March 2008 - 08:34 AM

qqqq initial 5 day cycle projection 40.90.

spy has hit initial 5 day projection of 126.25.
However there's a secondary projection of around 124 which I think will likely be hit this morning.

dia projection somewhere around 115.15 or 11150 +/-

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 08:34 AM

just making new lows on the QQQQ, SPY and DIA here.

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 08:35 AM

HEre's something weird and SCARY. The Treasuries are NOT rallying.

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 08:37 AM

Then Minyan's have a great quick story this morning on Mr. Bernanke's NCAA picks!

https://admin.minyan...ot-brackets.jpg

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thats awesome!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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