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#346 dogsie

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 03:55 PM

The gift that keeps giving.
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#347 Bungster

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 03:57 PM

The gift that keeps giving.

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You mean....... :o

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#348 fxfox

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 03:57 PM

yes baby! i gonna hold my short from 12048 overnight.
'patriot' is formed with 'patria' and 'idiot'

#349 crooked_analyst

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 03:59 PM

"We done good, huh"? "Hey wait, where'd all the points go"?

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#350 Charmin

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 04:00 PM

An hour of power extended for short covering
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Posted 17 March 2008 - 04:00 PM

Such a farce!

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They may very well be a farce, but they write the rules.

And as long as the market structure remains in place, they can do with the market pretty much what they want over a very short time basis.

In all likelihood, all laws, regulations and anything else that in the past made for a more level playing field has now been preempted. Certainly the SEC or the DOJ will not enforce anything.

Again as Robert Heller alluded to, the PPT would not work if the major market players needed cash or margin (unlike you or me or any mere mortals).

#352 crooked_analyst

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 04:01 PM

"When asked about the late selloff, Fed Chairman Bernanke refused comment"

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 04:02 PM

I swear to god I'm going to start channeling soup....

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channelingsoups.com--buy low, sell high, over and over again. :lol:
Long UFB.

#354 Charmin

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 04:02 PM

35 level spike in the VIX might have got some sellers out just before Benny Hin Bernanke's Ruby Tuesday

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 04:02 PM

"Ms. South Carolina, can you explain the market action of American investors in the U.S. after the Bear Stears buy out?"

"I personally believe, that, U.S. Americans are doing so, because uh, some people out there in our nation out there don't have stocks and I believe people everywhere such as the NYSE and the commodity pit, such as... and I believe that they should bid our securities over here in the U.S. and should help institutional investors, or should help retail investors and should help the Iraq and the Asian speculators so we will be able to build up our future, for us."
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#356 Bungster

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 04:03 PM

"When asked about the late selloff, Fed Chairman Bernanke refused comment"

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Hank Paulson added "

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#357 Bungster

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 04:06 PM

I tried to hold it up as long as I could.....

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 04:12 PM

You could tell the market would rally today from the weak open by how excited I got. Any time I get that way, fade me. You'll make good money every time. <_<

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 04:14 PM

Well, at least WMT was resilient in the face of Yuan appreciation and US meltdown.

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty






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