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#31 The End

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Posted 15 December 2006 - 08:28 PM

I just noticed...

OVER 30,000 POSTS

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Congrats ya nut job. :P
NONE of what I type, should be taken as financial advice.

And when you loose control, you'll reap the harvest that you've sown
And as the fear grows, the bad blood slows and turns to stone
And it's too late to loose the weight you used to need to throw around
So have a good drown, as you go down, alone
Dragged down by the stone.


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Posted 15 December 2006 - 08:28 PM

Dec. 15 (Bloomberg) -- Morgan Stanley gave Chief Executive Officer John Mack the biggest bonus for the head of a Wall Street firm, awarding him $40 million as the company headed for the best profit in its 71-year history.

Mack, 62, was granted stock valued at $36.2 million as of Dec. 12, and about $4 million in options to buy Morgan Stanley shares, the company said yesterday in a filing with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission. The firm also granted more than $57 million in bonuses for seven other top executives.

The payout for Mack, 44 percent more than Morgan Stanley awarded him last year, eclipses the $38.3 million in total compensation Henry Paulson received in 2005 as CEO of Goldman Sachs Group Inc. Shares of Morgan Stanley, the second-biggest U.S. securities firm by market value, are having their best year since 2003 after Mack put the firm on course for record earnings.


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#33 The End

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Posted 15 December 2006 - 08:29 PM

Top performing stock markets YTD 2006:

Ukraine 570%
Ecuador 372%
Kenya 279%

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What did their currency do?
NONE of what I type, should be taken as financial advice.

And when you loose control, you'll reap the harvest that you've sown
And as the fear grows, the bad blood slows and turns to stone
And it's too late to loose the weight you used to need to throw around
So have a good drown, as you go down, alone
Dragged down by the stone.


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#34 shorty

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Posted 15 December 2006 - 08:36 PM

I just noticed...

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a new record all-time, lifetime high

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Posted 15 December 2006 - 08:52 PM

Dec. 15, 2007 (Bloomberg) -- 2007 Year in Review.......Capital Stool founder Dr. Stepan N. Stool today officially became the first Trillionaire on the annual Forbe's 400 Richest list after cashing out 10% of his shares in CJRK, the upstart company spawned by members of his popular stock message board to market their automatic shamtrading software.

After a demonstration of the software careened out of control, driving the shares from their $1 IPO price up to over $1 Billion per share before the plug was pulled, frantic messages appeared on the board attempting to warn the public that it was just an experiment and the stock actually had no value.

Despite those efforts, massive purchases by trend-following hedge funds continued to drive the price higher, topping out at nearly $2 Billion per share last month before profit-taking pulled it down to today's closing price of $1,759,855,314.50

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Posted 15 December 2006 - 08:54 PM

I better get my ass in gear.

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Posted 15 December 2006 - 08:56 PM

referring to Mark's number of posts. :D

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Posted 15 December 2006 - 08:58 PM

great work if you can get it........er, get away with it

A maSSter of flipping properties to partners at greatly inflated values
Husani bought the properties at one price, sold them to partners -- often the same day -- at much higher prices, got an appraiser to sign off on the higher values, and then obtained bank loans based on the appraisals.
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Classic. The guy was convicting of check kiting back in 2002. Then he was convicting of stealing furniture in 2003.

Less than two years later, he was to borrow $74M from a handful of different Florida banks for home flipping via mrotgouge fraud. Not only that, he was able to get financing to build a $125M condo tower. No money down. Not one cent.

You can't even get a job flipping burgers these days without Burger Queen running a criminal background check on you. Yet you can borrow over $200M with nothing but a nice suit ($1,200 from The Fitting Room in Sarasota).

Thank you, Chairman Hu and Mr Fukyu.
"I'm not a real estate bum. I wear diamonds and Rolexes. I'm a classy Realtorô."--- Liz "Flaming Orange" Seither, Clearwater, FL, who owes lenders millions of dollars in debts.

"Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men."---John Stuart Mill (1806-1873)

"When the music stops, things will be complicated. But as long as the music is playing, you've got to get up and dance. We're still dancing..."---Citigroup CEO Chucky "Master of Timing" Prince, 7/9/07

"Wall Street is a graveyard of geniuses."---Chriss Street, Treasurer, Orange County, CA, 7/27/07

"It was never my thinking that made big money for me. It was my sitting. Men who can be both right and sit tight are uncommon. I found it one of the hardest things to learn."---Jesse Livermore

"You can kill a sheep just once, but you can fleece him 100 times."---Jeff Macke

"Stocks are no longer the weather glass of fortune, but a part of the mask employed to disguise the nation's own face to itself." ---Horace Walpole, 1782

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Posted 15 December 2006 - 09:07 PM

Dec. 15, 2007 (Bloomberg) -- 2007 Year in Review. Stocks traded in the widest range in history this year, and volatility increased to record levels. The Dow Jones Industrial Average traded at a high of 14,500 in February following a spectacular rise precipitated by Black Box Program Trading which use momentum strategies. Seven months later, the index dropped a stunning 40% and printed a low of 8,700 on September 20. The selling fed upon itself as momentum trading firms, which now account for 97% of NYSE volume, sold stocks short. The Federal Open Market Committee held an emergency meeting and announced a 3% cut in the Fed Funds rate and banned short selling of common stocks on all U.S. exchanges. At 2:00 p.m. on September 20, a Thursday during options expiration week, the Dow Jones Industrial Average rallied over 650 points in 2 hours after the Fed announcement, resulting in the largest point gain in stock market history. Over 6 billion shares were traded, an all-time record. "Market volatility is here to stay", quipped Art Cashin of UBS Securities, reporting from the floor of the NYSE, where only 20 specialists were left remaining. "Most of the stock market volume is now transacted in Kansas City, where the trading computers are headquartered".....

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#40 shorty

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Posted 15 December 2006 - 09:18 PM

great work if you can get it........er, get away with it

A maSSter of flipping properties to partners at greatly inflated values
Husani bought the properties at one price, sold them to partners -- often the same day -- at much higher prices, got an appraiser to sign off on the higher values, and then obtained bank loans based on the appraisals.
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Classic. The guy was convicting of check kiting back in 2002. Then he was convicting of stealing furniture in 2003.

Less than two years later, he was to borrow $74M from a handful of different Florida banks for home flipping via mrotgouge fraud. Not only that, he was able to get financing to build a $125M condo tower. No money down. Not one cent.

You can't even get a job flipping burgers these days without Burger Queen running a criminal background check on you. Yet you can borrow over $200M with nothing but a nice suit ($1,200 from The Fitting Room in Sarasota).

Thank you, Chairman Hu and Mr Fukyu.

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just another one of thousands upon thousands of people running mrotgouge fraud scams all over the country the last five years

vast fortunes made

99% will never be prosecuted, and will live out their lives in luxury

average schmucks will be stuck holding the bag

and working at Burger King

anyone :unsure: who didn't git their share of the gravy train is truly a pitiful sad-sack loser

left in the dust by sharper and quicker men

actually working for a living has become a colossal joke on the maSSes

especially the pensionless private-sector middle-claSS, most of whom will die on the job

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#41 wndysrf

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Posted 15 December 2006 - 09:20 PM

Puplava now starting to post "Crash" scenarios again.

What about Mc"Huge"??

How about Arch Crawford??

Hussman: Is he still fully hedged from the summer lows?

When is the next Hindenberg Omen coming?

What abou the e-woofers over EWI? Noticed that a lot of guys over there left. Folsom, Hochberg, al those guys are gone.

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Posted 15 December 2006 - 09:34 PM

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Prudence, indeed, will dictate that governments long established should not be changed for light and and transient causes, and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, which evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations , pursuing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security.

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Posted 15 December 2006 - 09:34 PM

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Prudence, indeed, will dictate that governments long established should not be changed for light and and transient causes, and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, which evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations , pursuing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security.

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Posted 15 December 2006 - 09:35 PM

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Prudence, indeed, will dictate that governments long established should not be changed for light and and transient causes, and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, which evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations , pursuing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security.

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Posted 15 December 2006 - 09:40 PM

Mchuge went long yesterday via Diamond calls B)


Corruption, fraud , greed........buy gold :ph34r:
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