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Posted 12 August 2004 - 07:09 AM

6:52am 08/12/04

Wal-Mart Q2 earns top, but rev misses forecasts (WMT) By Tomi Kilgore
NEW YORK (CBS.MW) -- Wal-Mart (WMT) reported fiscal second-quarter earnings of $2.7 billion, or 62 cents a share, up from 52 cents a share in the year-earlier period, and above the average anal cyst estimate compiled by Thomson First Call of 61 cents a share. Sales rose 11 percent to $69.7 billion, shy of the $70.8 billion forecasted by anal cysts, with Wal-Mart store and Sam's Club sales increasing 10 percent each and international sales growing 16 percent. Same-store sales rose 4.1 percent, amid 3.2 percent growth at Wal-Mart stores and an 8.8 percent increase at Sam's Club. The retailing giant's stock, a component of the Dow industrials, closed Wednesday down 48 cents at $51.63.

Hey :unsure: , your supposed to rollback prices not forcasts.


Bottom just fell out of the futures

#2 Hiding Bear

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Posted 12 August 2004 - 07:29 AM

Tanks Sleddog!

July retail sales due out soon. Expect more flat sales, which would actually be an improvement from the downturn in June.

The Fujiwara Effect:

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP)--The prospect that a tropical storm and a hurricane - or possibly two hurricanes - could strike Florida on the same day is something meteorologists say they have never seen.

"It's almost unheard of," state meteorologist Ben Nelson said.

Disaster officials are keeping an eye on Tropical Storm Bonnie as it spins toward the Florida Panhandle, bringing heavy rains that could cause flooding. The other eye is trained on Hurricane Charley, aimed at the Florida Keys at the opposite end of the state.

There is a rare phenomenon called the Fujiwara effect, where two storms can essentially collide and spin around each other, but meteorologists said that's not likely to happen with Bonnie and Charley.


http://online.wsj.co..._002417,00.html

I think that the market will be suffering from the Fujiwara effect after the blows from retail sales and $45 oil. B)


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Posted 12 August 2004 - 07:29 AM

7:24am [HPQ] HEWLETT-PACKARD SEES Q4 EARNS 35-39C; REVS $21-21.5B

7:24am [HPQ] HEWLETT-PACKARD Q4 FIRST CALL EST 43C

7:23am [HPQ] HEWLETT-PACKARD TO MAKE IMMEDIATE MANAGEMENT CHANGES

7:23am [HPQ] HEWLETT-PACKARD TO ACCELERATE MARGIN IMPROVEMENT PLAN

7:22am [HPQ] HEWLETT-PACKARD: Q3 ENTERPRISE SERVERS 'UNACCEPTABLE'

7:20am [HPQ] HEWLETT-PACKARD Q3 ADJ EARNS 24C VS 23C

7:21am [HPQ] HEWLETT-PACKARD Q3 FIRST CALL EST 31C

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Posted 12 August 2004 - 07:33 AM

7:28am 08/12/04

H-P misses Q3 earns forecast, Q4 to also miss

http://cbs.marketwat...0926-817383824

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Posted 12 August 2004 - 07:34 AM

Hiding Bear,

LOB

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Posted 12 August 2004 - 07:36 AM

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Posted 12 August 2004 - 07:42 AM

7:34am [PLCE] THE CHILDREN'S PLACE Q2 LOSSES 37C VS 35C

7:36am [PLCE] THE CHILDREN'S PLACE STILL SEES FY EARNS GROWTH OF 40%

Uh huh? Does that mean there losses will also increase by 40%

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Posted 12 August 2004 - 07:45 AM

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Posted 12 August 2004 - 07:48 AM

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Posted 12 August 2004 - 07:50 AM

wait till buying from china will be seen as un-American

the nx political war to be unleased on joe-6

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Posted 12 August 2004 - 07:53 AM

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Posted 12 August 2004 - 07:56 AM

Doc,

Whats next gerbils?

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Posted 12 August 2004 - 07:57 AM

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Posted 12 August 2004 - 07:58 AM

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Posted 12 August 2004 - 08:02 AM

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