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#31 PDoody

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Posted 07 January 2003 - 02:23 PM

Yes Doc, everytime the dumbell sings, a short seller's portfolio rings.

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Posted 07 January 2003 - 02:23 PM

Just got back from lunch and looked at Shrub's proposals. . .

Piles, you said Shrub will fix everything. Looks to me like the fix is already in. <_<

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Posted 07 January 2003 - 02:25 PM

Let me make this perfectly clear. The American people are a peace loving people. Now, let's go attack Iraq.

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Posted 07 January 2003 - 02:25 PM

with this monster package from shrubmeister dollar will collapse, i see no way out.

If, and thats a biiiiiiig IF, euro, gbp or chf will see a rsi around 30 in comming days/weeks it is the signal to go long one of these currencies, at best chf, for the trade of a lifetime.

Till now there was achance to weaken dollar gradually and slowly. I cant see how they can go on with that. Every european investor who still is in the US must be an idiot.
'patriot' is formed with 'patria' and 'idiot'

#35 Rockhead

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Posted 07 January 2003 - 02:26 PM

Ooopss....cost of plan now raised to $674 billion from $670. Another $4 billion increase in 20 minutes.

#36 PDoody

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Posted 07 January 2003 - 02:28 PM

Sorry Drano, I'm done now. "That's nucular... nucular", sais Homer Simpson.

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Posted 07 January 2003 - 02:28 PM

Go Shrub.

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


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Posted 07 January 2003 - 02:28 PM

Tankers...

ROTFL Drano.


Heres a couple I've been known to frequent NAT, VLCCF.

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#39 Bird D Durr

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Posted 07 January 2003 - 02:29 PM

I remember these days of euphoria in about 20 years..............

When our country self destructs..................


We are well on our ROMAN plan....................

#40 sweefraapp

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Posted 07 January 2003 - 02:30 PM

Fox: What if you folks think this will lift US economy? Someone's buying it.

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#41 FeedFool

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Posted 07 January 2003 - 02:31 PM

From Raptorgroupresearch.

#42 SkiddMarket

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Posted 07 January 2003 - 02:31 PM

To heck with this! The treasury is hemorrhaging money, Bush announces that taxes are no longer necessary, and gold and the miners drop like a stone! I'm buyin' another contract- if I'm gonna die, let the casket be gold-plated.

#43 fxfox

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Posted 07 January 2003 - 02:32 PM

ha ha, this is so easy to look thru:
shrub counts on the "middle class" as his voters. Now economy isnt looking that good, as we know from history if mddle class is threaten to become jobless than trouble breaks out. So what to do? Of course you must do everything possible to support your comming voters. :wink2:

so there are tax rebates for middle class parents and so on and on.
'patriot' is formed with 'patria' and 'idiot'

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Posted 07 January 2003 - 02:33 PM

lets see...

$500 bil current account defecit, $500 bil deficit, $600 bil cut in taxes = raises investor confidence + market rallies.

I need to get a grip on this new math,


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Posted 07 January 2003 - 02:33 PM

From bigcharts.com:

1:16PM H-P's Japan sub plans price cuts of up to 40%: Nikkei (HPQ) by Tomi Kilgore Hewlett-Packard's Japanese subsidiary is planning to lower prices on PCs and PC servers by up to 40 percent in an effort to grab market share, according to a report in the Wednesday edition in Japan's Nikkei newspaper. The price cuts could come as early as this month the report says, citing company sources, as the company attempts to boost its share of the PC market to 10 percent and its share of the PC server market to 30 percent in two years. H-P's stock, a component of the Dow industrials, is edging up 33 cents to $19.98.





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