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#31 GregFokker

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Posted 02 December 2002 - 02:48 PM

Yes, Dr. B- I don't know either. Fart's thesis is the only one I've been able to come up with- the superior branding of ABX and its inbred brethren.

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


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Posted 02 December 2002 - 02:48 PM

NYSE...

The penultimate short entry was off that 0.01 TRIN. Wow wee. Am outta here folks. Behave yourselves and I dont want to see any green numbers when I check in after hours.

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Posted 02 December 2002 - 02:50 PM

OK, who's in charge here, Bradley or Al? Step aside Al.

How many times must I tell you that intervention does not work!

Now go to your room this instant Mr - I am so the boss of you!

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Posted 02 December 2002 - 02:51 PM

DIEEEE YOUUUU PIGGGGGGGGGG

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Posted 02 December 2002 - 02:51 PM

Tried to increase position, but it looks like it will get away from me.
NDX and SOX and MSFT having difficulties.

#36 GregFokker

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Posted 02 December 2002 - 02:51 PM

250M drain.

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


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Posted 02 December 2002 - 02:52 PM

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Posted 02 December 2002 - 02:52 PM

See, be nice to have a little rally to short into, huh? We might not get it.

#39 GregFokker

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Posted 02 December 2002 - 02:53 PM

Fokker having a nicotine fit: Penultimate means "second to last". Ultimate means ...well, you know.

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


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Posted 02 December 2002 - 02:53 PM



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Posted 02 December 2002 - 02:54 PM

250M drain.

tanks fokker. :)

funny thing about the comming downturn:
They will sell the DAX like there will be no germany anymore :lol: B)
'patriot' is formed with 'patria' and 'idiot'

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Posted 02 December 2002 - 02:55 PM

can we see a downdraft at least an hour before the cmap time - need a Cnap :rolleyes:
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Posted 02 December 2002 - 02:57 PM

Anatomy of a whopsaw.

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Posted 02 December 2002 - 02:58 PM

Site has not worked several times this afternoon.

Were you trying to ditch me by changing the last post on the morning thread Glad?

NDX must fail.


Not at all, sweefrapp.

The gods above simply dictated a change in last AM post format.

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Posted 02 December 2002 - 02:58 PM

Look at IBM go- it's a beautiful thing....brings a tear to my remaining eye.





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