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#271 agent.5


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Posted 10 May 2004 - 02:44 AM

Word has got to get around from those who have 'em that people should save their money.

Just like any MLM scam, the trick is to find more suckers and simply label those that did not achieve rich and famous as loosers.

#272 Whadda I Do Whadda I Do

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Posted 10 May 2004 - 03:18 AM

Microsoft's Sales Growth Limited by Delays in Windows Upgrades

May 7 (Bloomberg) -- Microsoft Corp.'s sales growth will probably drop below 10 percent next fiscal year for the first time because delays in the next version of Windows have created the longest-ever lag between releases of the software.

Go ahead, void the warranty...

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Posted 10 May 2004 - 03:26 AM

Ms. Phatbubblette?  Welcome!  And congrats to Phatbubble!

hey tanks GF. ms phat actually has been around the stool for quite some time, just didn't post until recently. her instincts are regarded in the phathouse as a high-risk fade. :wink2:
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Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the Matrix. You are the eventuality of an internal anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts, I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here.
You haven't answered my question.
Quite right. Interesting. That was quicker than the others.

#274 Lock Limit Down

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Posted 10 May 2004 - 06:33 AM

................. Maybe Americans need to reacquint themselves with good old Ayn Rand.

I don't think many ever got acquainted to begin with

A disturbing thought comes to mind: What if Pumpin' Al really does understand the value of gold, and really is an objectivist at heart? If one saw our current society as a society of looters beyond redemption, and a fresh start was required, what better way to do it?

................. Maybe Americans need to reacquint themselves with good old Ayn Rand.

I don't think many ever got acquainted to begin with

Never truer words spoken...
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"If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their money, first by inflation and then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them (around the banks), will deprive the people of their property until their children will wake up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered." --- Thomas Jefferson

#275 Henny Penny

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Posted 10 May 2004 - 06:48 AM

Matrix Mgmt Steps:
1. Get Saudis to annoiunce that they will release oil since prices are too high ( profit maximizing monopolists don't do this without coercion) - DONE
2. Increase margin requirements - TBD
3. Get Matrix players to short heavily into tanking crude market - pissing with the wind - in progress?
4. Since high oil and resulting inflation is behind much of the recent market concerns - thisw sets the stage for all the usual subsequent moves in bond and stock markets.

As the rabid dog , in its final throes, runs around in tight circles frothing at the mouth - the little girlies and boys on TV say " Little Doggie Happy. Little doggie blowing bubbles"

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