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B4 the Bell, Turdsday April 15, 2004


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Global National Newscast in Canada reports-leaflets have been plastered all over Baghdad telling Iraqui's to stay indoors for the next 5 days as the "resistance will bring the fight to Baghdad." Sounds every day more and more like this thing is totally out of control. ;)

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I gotta go do some writing. Just played the worst nine holes of golf ever.

 

In my life.  :angry:

Wow Doc,

 

Considering how you've told us for years what a marginal golfer you are, that must have been one heck of a duff job on the course today!

 

:D

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The tape was awful today. Cyclically it should have been better. 

 

I can't help it but I am thinking that darn old "c" word again. ;).

 

I gotta go do some writing. Just played the worst nine holes of golf ever.

 

In my life.  :angry:

Don't feel bad Doc. I just bowled an 88 with my son at cub scouts.

 

Ps. Crashes can occur from these short term Dover Sole conditions. The Mc Osc is at -250. That is about where it was in July of 2002.

I know what you mean TE, if I could just bowl my golf score and golf my bowling score ... :rolleyes:

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The tape was awful today. Cyclically it should have been better.?

 

I can't help it but I am thinking that darn old "c" word again. ;).

 

I gotta go do some writing. Just played the worst nine holes of golf ever.

 

In my life.? :angry:

Don't feel bad Doc. I just bowled an 88 with my son at cub scouts.

 

Ps. Crashes can occur from these short term Dover Sole conditions. The Mc Osc is at -250. That is about where it was in July of 2002.

I know what you mean TE, if I could just bowl my golf score and golf my bowling score ... :rolleyes:

The thing of it is, I'm a 170 bowler. :lol:

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The groundskeepers are going to love me after today.

 

The thing of it is, my game was getting better. So I decided to improve it even more last week by taking a lesson.

 

Har dee har harr HARRR! The thing is, I tried for years to make a backswing with a steady head. Now this guy tells me to load the right side, and don't worry about the head. The head has to move back, and then forward, in a good swing.

 

Folks, there is no way, at 53 years of age, that I am going to load the right side then turn and swing back to the ball and have any chance of making square contact. What's worse is that when I do, I hit my eight iron 140 yards, when I usually hit it 125. It does no good to go straight at the pin, and straight over it 20yards in the air into the water behind the green.

 

So then I said, ok, lets go back to the old way, and the next thing I know I am swinging my irons straight down into the ground 6 inches behind the ball! I was hitting dead pulls at a 135 degree angle with my driver every time.

 

I did get a couple of birds though.

 

Killed em when I hit their nest with one of those pulled tee shots.

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IMHO, The BEST song on Prince's new album is this. Dear Mr. Man. ( a cool blues/jazz number).

 

 

What's wrong with the world 2day?

Things just got 2 get better

Show me what the leaders say

Maybe we should write a letter

 

Said Dear Mr. Man, we don't understand

Why poor people keep struggling but U don't lend a helping hand

Matthew 5:5 say ?The meek shall inherit the earth?

We wanna b down that way

but U been trippin since the day of your birth

 

Who said that 2 kill is a sin

Then started every single war that Ur people been in?

Who said that water is a precious commodity

Then dropped a big old black oil slick in the deep blue sea?

 

Who told me, Mr. Man, that working round the clock

would buy me a big housed in the hood

Cigarette ads on every block

Who told me, Mr. Man, that Eye got a right 2 moan?

How about this bog old hole in the ozone?

 

What's wrong with the world 2day

Things just got 2 get better

Dear Mr. Man, we don't understand

Maybe we should write a letter

 

Listen, Ain't no sense in voting ? same song with a different name

Might not b in the back of the bus but it sure feel just the same

Ain't nothing fair about welfare

Ain't no assistance in AIDS

We ain't that affirmative about your actions until the people get paid

 

Ur thousand years r up

Now U got 2 share the land

Section 1 ? the 14th amendment says ?No state shall deprive any person of life,

liberty, or property, without due process of law?

Mr. Man, we want 2 end this letter with 3 words

We tired a-y'all

 

All lyrics are the property and copyright of their owners.

All lyrics provided for educational purposes only.

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Guest Icky Twerp

TE -

I loved that chart you posted with your wave count and the BOllinger bands -- is that a new technique, or just something youre showing us newly?

regards,

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TE -

I loved that chart you posted with your wave count and the BOllinger bands -- is that a new technique, or just something youre showing us newly?

regards,

Hi Icky,

 

Are you reffering to the one from two days ago w/ da graffiti? or something else?

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