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Posted 24 March 2004 - 10:09 AM

I'm still laughing...just stop Al...you're killing me here!

61% ???

Are you out of your Vulcan Mind???

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Posted 24 March 2004 - 10:11 AM

The published number is lousy. Because most of it is aircraft which were puchased many years ago and are just being shipped; and/or are the result of the Iraq war. Real demand for Durable Goods is low.

Bet the stock market goes down on that number.

Not the worst of the story--in order to make the number as good as they publish, they had to fake it; they took some of the January number and pushed it forward (adjusting January down).

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Posted 24 March 2004 - 10:17 AM

The published number is lousy. Because most of it is aircraft which were puchased many years ago and are just being shipped; and/or are the result of the Iraq war. Real demand for Durable Goods is low.

Bet the stock market goes down on that number.

Not the worst of the story--in order to make the number as good as they publish, they had to fake it; they took some of the January number and pushed it forward (adjusting January down).

Watch MYG (Maytag)

I've still got tears running down my cheeks...really Al, you've got to let me catch my breath...you're killing me here...61%...man, my sides are killing me...that's a good one...61%!!!

Damn you're funny!

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Posted 24 March 2004 - 10:22 AM

Plunger,

Slap, Slap, Slap, get a hold of yourself, Man!!!

:lol:

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Posted 24 March 2004 - 10:26 AM

Remember when when you were a kid in church and couldn't stop laughing during the silent prayer?

It's that bad!

61%?

BWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!

#21 brian4

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Posted 24 March 2004 - 10:27 AM

Morning Crew-the PIG flies alone at the open-slight upward bias-shouldn't hold. Just after the durable goods orders came out Sqwauk Box had on Peter Jastrow of Mann Financial-who has called like it is before-Peter said "the markets are in free fall here-with no support till 9900 and 1070." as they cut to a commercial the sound of truncheons hitting flesh could be heard! ;)

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Posted 24 March 2004 - 10:39 AM

stop 1098

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Posted 24 March 2004 - 10:50 AM

Helmets and flak jackets on-buckle up opening now for 30 minutes-lock n load! ;)

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Posted 24 March 2004 - 10:54 AM

New home sales due at 10.

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


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Posted 24 March 2004 - 10:55 AM

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Posted 24 March 2004 - 10:55 AM

Good to see ya-G.F.

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Posted 24 March 2004 - 10:58 AM

NCEN 46.80 -1.40 46.80 46.91 220140 N 09:56:29 :D
"No matter what happens, I will look back and smile" - Beardrech

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Posted 24 March 2004 - 11:02 AM

WASHINGTON (Dow Jones)--New-home sales defied anal cysts' expectations and rose in February, climbing to the highest level in six months amid falling interest rates.

Demand for single-family homes increased 5.8% to a seasonally adjusted annual rate of 1.163 million, the Commerce Department said Wednesday. It was the highest level since August's 1.190 million.

January new-home sales were revised to show a 1.1% drop from an earlier estimated 1.7% fall. The overall level of home sales for that month was revised to a 1.099 million annual rate from 1.106 million.

December sales advanced 2.5% to 1.111 million, revised up from an earlier reported rise of 1.3% to 1.125 million.

The February level of sales was higher than Wall Street expectations. A Dow Jones Newswires-Crapvision survey of 23 economists predicted sales would sink a modest 0.5% to a 1.100 million annual rate in last month.
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Posted 24 March 2004 - 11:02 AM

Thx B4

10:00am U.S. FEB NEW HOME SALES UP 5.8% TO 1.16 MILLION RATE

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


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Posted 24 March 2004 - 11:10 AM

10am CBOE p/c .48 :lol: Bears Dream





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