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#31 Cchan

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Posted 02 January 2003 - 10:33 AM

great music doc on the home page, can u post a link so i can dl it?

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Posted 02 January 2003 - 10:34 AM

Doc,
You've probably answered this, I hope not recently. Sorry for the memfog...

Do eSignal and/or Meta provide tools to do the cycle channels, or do you do that manually w/a drawing tool, or...?

TIA

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#33 Bird D Durr

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Posted 02 January 2003 - 10:37 AM

JP MOOGAN HALTED.....................

#34 DrStool

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Posted 02 January 2003 - 10:37 AM

Maria, oy Maria.

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#35 Jorma

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Posted 02 January 2003 - 10:38 AM

Does anyone know about a trading hault on GG? My Scottrade screen shows unch. and 1000 traded

Oops, never mind

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#36 GregFokker

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Posted 02 January 2003 - 10:40 AM

Volume's too low on JPM- looks like it hasn't opened yet. Anyone know for sure if that's a halt?

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


#37 mjkst27

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Posted 02 January 2003 - 10:40 AM

Halted 5 minutes after the start of the new trading year? Expect good news........(I'm short JPM and preparing for a screw job)

#38 DrStool

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Posted 02 January 2003 - 10:41 AM

cchan- Go to LOB. Look for the Arch remix post! Many tanks to stoolie onlinetrading for the original audio cpature, and to the brilliant, beautiful and talented PretzlLogic for the remix! That was great fun, and I look forward to more from Pretz.

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#39 GregFokker

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Posted 02 January 2003 - 10:42 AM

Confirmed- it's halted with news pending.

Oh boy- maybe the disaster starts now :D

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


#40 mjkst27

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Posted 02 January 2003 - 10:43 AM

JPM good news = meltup day to start the year, just like last year

#41 Bird D Durr

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Posted 02 January 2003 - 10:44 AM

Glad I covered my JPMAE'S earlier in the week......................

But I'm still short the stock..................Probably a screw job..........

The Birdman always gets screwed................... :angry:

#42 ArdentGuy

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Posted 02 January 2003 - 10:45 AM

If JPM tanks it will make my year!!!! Dive, Baby Dive!

Does ANYONE have any idea why this is halted???

#43 PDoody

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Posted 02 January 2003 - 10:47 AM

61% of those polled (ouch) by crapvis think 2003 will be better than 02. Complacent sheeple as usual.

#44 DrStool

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Posted 02 January 2003 - 10:48 AM

Buskow- In both programs, the lagged portion of the cycles is drawn by both programs using offset moving averages. The projections are done manually and are based on the cmaps and judgement. Human error is involved.

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#45 Jorma

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Posted 02 January 2003 - 10:49 AM

Better be careful with this thing Doc. Aren't those crapvision voices protected. It isn't like they are big fans or yours.

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