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#1 DrStool

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Posted 31 December 2002 - 01:48 PM

I'm not as clever as Glad!

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Posted 31 December 2002 - 01:49 PM

hey Doc, http://wallstreetbear.com/ has a banner on your site but they don't list CapitalStool as a fav bear site. Huh?! Give 'em a call :D

#3 MrHanky

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Posted 31 December 2002 - 01:49 PM

I would often get screwed out of limit orders..there is no way to win.

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Posted 31 December 2002 - 01:49 PM

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#5 simple guy

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Posted 31 December 2002 - 01:52 PM

BULLISH WEDGE ALERT

SG alerts to LVLT forming MAJOR bullish wedge. Expect good possibility of upside in early 03 on this stock. No ownership position as of yet... been watching for awhile. Major accumulation on stock over last 20 days, whilst the wedge has formed... enough to bring a tear to my eye.

Q's looking solid to go long at the close...

Im out for the afternoon....

Happy New Year all...

#6 PileDriver

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Posted 31 December 2002 - 01:53 PM

Mr Hankey, the Christmas poo. This year's Santa Rally, or lack thereof, should have been called the Mr Hanky rally.

Now all we need is a New Year's poo to deliver even more cheer to the street.

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Posted 31 December 2002 - 01:53 PM

I would often get screwed out of limit orders..there is no way to win.

IMHO, you should always use limit orders and let the market come to you. If your order isn't filled, because price didn't reach your point, you probably mis-read the market and probably should let the trade go.

#8 Rockhead

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Posted 31 December 2002 - 01:53 PM

The final word on cheap ass commission.....for you really cheap commission bastards.


Look at Freetrade by Ameritrade. Thats right, trading without commissions. Well, at least for your first 25 equity trades per month. Then just $3 for the 26th - 100th.

Oh yeah, just one thing.....there is no freaking telephone support. Everything is via electronic. No voice customer support. There is nobody. Got that.

Dont look at me....I have never used it, never will. A friend just sent me the linik sometime I ago and I just remember it.

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Posted 31 December 2002 - 01:54 PM

SSRI may take a hit here. Careful.

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Posted 31 December 2002 - 01:55 PM

Happy Gnu Year, Simple Guy!

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


#11 MrHanky

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Posted 31 December 2002 - 01:57 PM

Mr Hankey, the Christmas poo. This year's Santa Rally, or lack thereof, should have been called the Mr Hanky rally.

Now all we need is a New Year's poo to deliver even more cheer to the street.

yes...my poo has been most powerfull...crapping on all rally attempts....but they may attempt an ex-lax attack to crush the all powerfull poo.

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Posted 31 December 2002 - 01:59 PM

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Posted 31 December 2002 - 01:59 PM

Doc....see....you're correct as normal. Even Freetrade agrees with you...."Freetrade is not meant to increase client trading activity. It has not been proven that the size of the commissions has anything to do with being successful at investing."

LOL.

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Posted 31 December 2002 - 02:00 PM

12:57PM  Dow makes it back to positive territory ($INDU, HON) by Tomi Kilgore


yepper Tomi, too bad its not gonna stay there too long.

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Posted 31 December 2002 - 02:03 PM

Two block trades today short C and long HD ...TRADE SAFE
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