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#301 BAREister

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Posted 26 January 2004 - 02:33 AM

to any stoolies who have a sense of humour...may i recommend a British sit-com called "The Office"...it is the single funniest TV program i have ever seen.

awwwwwww, SHUCKS, fugGEDaboudid.

Why there r SOME AROUND HEEER who ain't got none and who will BITE YOUR DAMNED HEAD OFF if you get Xwise w 'im in any no. uv ways. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Can't think of who THAT is at the moment... ;) :P :D

Why, that new program can't POSSIBLY be ANY funnier than, say, that spoof of politicians with the puppets they did back in the daze of Maggie and Ronny.

Or "YES, Prime Minister!"

Or "Are you being SERVED?"

Or....
"The sphinx set riddles for people which they could not solve and the sphinx devoured them." Russian poet Ilia Ehrenberg reflecting years later upon the debacle of the Bolshevik Revolution and civil war

"In any case, experience shows people are unlikely to change their ways without a cataclysm of existential proportions" Meinhard Meigel, German economist and demography expert on his prophecy of a Wagnerian abyss of social and economic chaos

"We believe that here is no easy way out of this mess, and that the chance of a benign outcome, while hopefully possible, is quite low." Comstock Partners 3-17-2005

"Not without a shudder may the human hand reach into the mysterious urn of destiny." Junk email promoting the sale of Valium, Viagra, Soma and Cialis. Of course, we AMERICANS need not WORRY about such CLAPTRAP!!!

"The trouble about myths, or lies, is that those who foster them are stuck with them." Edward Crankshaw

"I don't buy the idea that a crash will come without warning. There are always warnings. All crashes have certain common technical preconditions." Doc (snorjt)

"YOU look IMPORTANT. Are you important, or just....WEIRD?"
"Bob I am" at a political gathering, to HRFF, 9-29-04

"Are YOU C.I.A.???"
"No, I'm not "CIA"."
"Well, you sure LOOK LIKE you're C.I.A.!!!"

Lead singer of the rock band KISS to HRFF at a luggage carousel at SeaTac airport circa 1996

"Unlike you, I use words people can understand." Doc

"America at the moment, with its faith-based currency, faith-based economy and faith-based government, might be a heaven for those who love faith, but it's a hell for those of us that respect evidence." The Daily (W?)Reckoning, circa 9-17-04

"What should be clear at this point is that even huge fiscal stimulus and unprecedented financial excess are incapable of fostering a sound and self-sustaining economic expansion. The paramount issue, today and going forward, is the deeply maladjusted U.S. economy and its increasing unresponsiveness to even enormous yet misdirected financial stimulus. Both the Financial Sphere and Economic Sphere are severely maladjusted." Doug Noland's Credit Bubble Bulletin, Aug 24 '04

"U.S. dollar purchasing power relies almost entirely on the difference between interest rates in Japan and the higher rates in the United States." Warren Pollock, Prudent Bear essay circa 9-04

"What about your replacements? the Children. What do we tell them when the whole thing caves in?" HyperTiger

#302 BAREister

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Posted 26 January 2004 - 02:35 AM

Stoolies
Many of you dont realize that these are probably the best years in your life and that as soon as your bearish positions are vindicated the fun and games,as Hyper anticipates, will stop, and all of a sudden, like a miracle, all of us,within an instant's time, will have achieved adulthood ---
The longer the painful wait fffor the predicted outccome, the greater the exultation; but i can assure you that within minutes of the catastrophe becoming recognizable tro one and all ,no matter how fast or slow, you will,not having the hard heartedness necessary for ssocially immunizing yourselves from epidemic painl,be opening your purses and wallets for your neighbors sake--

You've really got to be a battler hardened sonofabitch to dismiss your nabors agony--i dont mean that not one of us has this disposition,i mean most of us--Right now its fun anticipating our predictions of things to come but when it does.....

beardrech :ph34r: :ph34r: :cry: Whats it going to b like waking up to a world resembling a martian landscape???--I mean a real one here on earth not the phony one that NASA reports--

Oh, FUR a "trailer" of the future "feature" heer, why, just go to Russia, where they try to live on $800 a YEAR. They do more than try - they survive, somehow.
"The sphinx set riddles for people which they could not solve and the sphinx devoured them." Russian poet Ilia Ehrenberg reflecting years later upon the debacle of the Bolshevik Revolution and civil war

"In any case, experience shows people are unlikely to change their ways without a cataclysm of existential proportions" Meinhard Meigel, German economist and demography expert on his prophecy of a Wagnerian abyss of social and economic chaos

"We believe that here is no easy way out of this mess, and that the chance of a benign outcome, while hopefully possible, is quite low." Comstock Partners 3-17-2005

"Not without a shudder may the human hand reach into the mysterious urn of destiny." Junk email promoting the sale of Valium, Viagra, Soma and Cialis. Of course, we AMERICANS need not WORRY about such CLAPTRAP!!!

"The trouble about myths, or lies, is that those who foster them are stuck with them." Edward Crankshaw

"I don't buy the idea that a crash will come without warning. There are always warnings. All crashes have certain common technical preconditions." Doc (snorjt)

"YOU look IMPORTANT. Are you important, or just....WEIRD?"
"Bob I am" at a political gathering, to HRFF, 9-29-04

"Are YOU C.I.A.???"
"No, I'm not "CIA"."
"Well, you sure LOOK LIKE you're C.I.A.!!!"

Lead singer of the rock band KISS to HRFF at a luggage carousel at SeaTac airport circa 1996

"Unlike you, I use words people can understand." Doc

"America at the moment, with its faith-based currency, faith-based economy and faith-based government, might be a heaven for those who love faith, but it's a hell for those of us that respect evidence." The Daily (W?)Reckoning, circa 9-17-04

"What should be clear at this point is that even huge fiscal stimulus and unprecedented financial excess are incapable of fostering a sound and self-sustaining economic expansion. The paramount issue, today and going forward, is the deeply maladjusted U.S. economy and its increasing unresponsiveness to even enormous yet misdirected financial stimulus. Both the Financial Sphere and Economic Sphere are severely maladjusted." Doug Noland's Credit Bubble Bulletin, Aug 24 '04

"U.S. dollar purchasing power relies almost entirely on the difference between interest rates in Japan and the higher rates in the United States." Warren Pollock, Prudent Bear essay circa 9-04

"What about your replacements? the Children. What do we tell them when the whole thing caves in?" HyperTiger

#303 The brown one

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Posted 26 January 2004 - 07:15 AM

And the Stool will swirl first.

:lol:

The new "soap"--AS THE TURD SWIRLS !





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