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Posted 30 December 2002 - 01:45 PM

From anectdotage.com:

Comedian Will Rogers was once invited by President Warren G. Harding (noted for his misguided appointments and corrupt administration) to visit the White House in Washington. "Mr. President," he remarked, "I'd like to tell you all of the latest jokes." "You don't have to," Harding quipped. "I've already appointed them to office."


#2 PileDriver

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Posted 30 December 2002 - 01:46 PM

...and history repeats itself.

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Posted 30 December 2002 - 01:47 PM

Somebody tell me what Arch was saying about the POG over the next two days.

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Posted 30 December 2002 - 01:49 PM

here might be a nice short with a recent negative divergence plus bearish engulfing candle

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Posted 30 December 2002 - 01:49 PM

Agreed, Feedfool. Going to just be patient and savour the taste of profits in the morning.

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


#6 richmtn

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Posted 30 December 2002 - 01:51 PM

While we are waiting for this pos to flush maybe Doc will give a lesson on how to read a one day cycle map. :grin: LOL

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Posted 30 December 2002 - 01:52 PM

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Posted 30 December 2002 - 01:55 PM

Col,

He stated a temporary high would be in place on the 31st, and again on Feb 19th.

TCG

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Posted 30 December 2002 - 01:56 PM

Where are all the stoolies? Missing all the fun.

The bond is telling me we got more work to do today on the downside.

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Posted 30 December 2002 - 01:59 PM

this market going substantially higher now - what a joke. Doesn't appear in any indicator I follow, none, zippo. Perhaps later in week after more damage is done.

Rich, Merlin puts this week finishing at Dow 7900-8000. I see nothing that could derail that forecast.

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Posted 30 December 2002 - 02:02 PM

and of course our favorite PIG. Still on a divergence sell signal.

For anyone who is not on board yet...See Ya !!! What are you waiting for, a formal invitation?! :grin:

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Posted 30 December 2002 - 02:04 PM

Charless: It is indeed a strange world. God works in mysterious ways(in the never ending quest to become a better trader, I was led to an online mens' toliet)

I try to keep an open mind about these things. Best not to have preconceived ideas about the form anything good should take.......Remember the story about the Princes Of Serendip?


"Princess of Serendip" would be a good stoolie name.

PD - One of the VPs at a company I once worked for put out an intra-office memo that someone was jamming up the toilets on a regular basis located near the office area where guests would frequent. Clearly, this is a crappy situation to greet guest who duck into the restroom to freshen up before a meeting. His solution for the anonymous over-sized turd offender: flush once while delivering then again once the paper work is completed; hence - "doubleflush".

This market has got to be the biggest, smelliest, over-sized turd there ever was, and it won't go down with one flush that's for sure.

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Posted 30 December 2002 - 02:07 PM

CBOE Intra-day Put/Call

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Posted 30 December 2002 - 02:10 PM

PD - One of the VPs at a company I once worked for put out an intra-office memo that someone was jamming up the toilets on a regular basis located near the office area where guests would frequent. Clearly, this is a crappy situation to greet guest who duck into the restroom to freshen up before a meeting. His solution for the anonymous over-sized turd offender: flush once while delivering then again once the paper work is completed; hence - "doubleflush".

now you have me in stiches even more!!! STOP it ... it hurts. What a story, I'm sending that to my college friends.

This market is building up a quadruple flush. Cement enema. Heaven help anyone who is not yet positioned for it once the ExLax kicks in.

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Posted 30 December 2002 - 02:11 PM

:lol: :P :o :P :lol: :P :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :P

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