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#16 soup

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 05:20 PM

The 33 cents is bogus, but that is why the stock jammed right after the announcement, so they did 24 cents? Looks like they missed by a penny or two. Of course they will lie thru their teeth on the con call.
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Posted 14 January 2004 - 05:21 PM

Just blows me away why anyone would beleive a fricking word from corp mgmt?
""Pretty bubbleheads preen daily on our financial networks, playing the shill to Wall Street and Washington in order to lure unsuspecting Americans into buying insanely overvalued stocks. The great market exchanges, once prudent arenas of investment where the engine of capitalism traded value for value, have become sham casinos staggering under decades of massive Fed created debt and lurching into oblivion on the greater fool theory. Yet our high level bureaucrats, led by Alan Greenspan, exhort all Americans to consume still more of their seed corn and seek still more fools." N. Hultberg

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 05:22 PM

Liar Liar pants on fire.
""Pretty bubbleheads preen daily on our financial networks, playing the shill to Wall Street and Washington in order to lure unsuspecting Americans into buying insanely overvalued stocks. The great market exchanges, once prudent arenas of investment where the engine of capitalism traded value for value, have become sham casinos staggering under decades of massive Fed created debt and lurching into oblivion on the greater fool theory. Yet our high level bureaucrats, led by Alan Greenspan, exhort all Americans to consume still more of their seed corn and seek still more fools." N. Hultberg

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 05:24 PM

Anyone know what the revenue figure is composed of? I can't see Intel sells that many chips, especially with unit price dropping since 2000.

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 05:25 PM

agent: That rev number is a result of massive channel stuffing, Rog thinks it is somewhere in China. The fact that I can buy a kick ass machine for $650-$700 spells trouble with a capital T for stinktell.
""Pretty bubbleheads preen daily on our financial networks, playing the shill to Wall Street and Washington in order to lure unsuspecting Americans into buying insanely overvalued stocks. The great market exchanges, once prudent arenas of investment where the engine of capitalism traded value for value, have become sham casinos staggering under decades of massive Fed created debt and lurching into oblivion on the greater fool theory. Yet our high level bureaucrats, led by Alan Greenspan, exhort all Americans to consume still more of their seed corn and seek still more fools." N. Hultberg

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 05:25 PM



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Posted 14 January 2004 - 05:26 PM

Intel Fourth-Quarter Revenue of $8.74 Billion at Record Level

Wednesday January 14, 4:15 pm ET

Fourth-Quarter Earnings Per Share $0.33

EPS Includes $0.09 Goodwill Impairment Charge and $0.09 Tax Benefit on Divestitures

SANTA CLARA, Calif.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Jan. 14, 2004--Intel Corporation today announced fourth-quarter revenue of $8.74 billion, up 12 percent sequentially and up 22 percent year-over-year. Fourth-quarter revenue was slightly higher than the previous record of $8.73 billion set in the third quarter of 2000.

Fourth-quarter net income was $2.2 billion, up 31 percent sequentially and up 107 percent year-over-year. Earnings per share were $0.33, up 32 percent sequentially

link: http://biz.yahoo.com...4/145711_1.html

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 05:27 PM

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#24 Lock Limit Down

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 05:28 PM

This JPM Bank NONE news is huge. Got some merger mania to push Mr Bully farther yet? So far JPM is only getting hit for .40 while Bank None is up around 5.00. I guess the street loves it. Dont know the caps off the top of my head but Im sure net net it is a huge positive for the market.
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Posted 14 January 2004 - 05:28 PM

Wait till the spin starts....Crapvision will trot out Kumar and Niles ....a reversal should begin in about 15 minutes.

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 05:30 PM

The all new International Monetization Fund.....

(REUTERS) UPDATE 1-IMF meets US Treasury's Snow, James Baker on Iraq

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ways to reduce Iraq's debt burden, on Wednesday met
International Monetary Fund senior officials to discuss Iraq,
an IMF spokesperson confirmed.




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#27 BigWave

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 05:32 PM

Liar Liar pants on fire.

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Barret retorts "sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me!"

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 05:34 PM

:lol: :lol:

Barret retorts "sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me!"

John Chambers pops in with, "Fool em once shame on them, fool em twice and Outperform"

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 05:34 PM

Anyone know what the revenue figure is composed of? I can't see Intel sells that many chips, especially with unit price dropping since 2000.

Fed and the government’s buys chips then destroy them. Everyone is happy.

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 05:34 PM

Yhoo getting clocked as well





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