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#31 DrStool

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Posted 31 December 2003 - 09:39 AM

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Posted 31 December 2003 - 09:39 AM

Crisco ready to take off.......

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Posted 31 December 2003 - 09:40 AM

off today.

The federal extended unemployment benefits program ends in December. This program provided an extension by 50% of eligible UCB (Unemployment compensation benefits) pay period. An example: Joe is laid off and qualifies for 26 weeks of UCB. At the end of the 26 weeks, Joe was eligible for 13 additional weeks of Federal benefits at the same dollar level. The effect of this is to remove millions from the unemployment roll sooner. How will Joe pay his mortgage, credit card debts, car note, paperboy, druggist, etc?

When enough people are homeless, will they mass together? Will anyone notice, particularly politicians? Will someone begin to think of the WPA (Work Progress Administration)

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#34 GregFokker

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Posted 31 December 2003 - 09:41 AM

Silver and gold both down a touch , Feb gold 417.90 and March silver 6, session low.

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


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Posted 31 December 2003 - 09:41 AM

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"I'd sooner go broke trying to short these bankrupt dogs run by liars than to dong this insanity. I can't wait for the world to end. "


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Posted 31 December 2003 - 09:43 AM

Looks like this piece of garbage is being run today.

Now trading at $1.85 in PreMarket

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Posted 31 December 2003 - 09:44 AM

Caveat:

Got gold.

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


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Posted 31 December 2003 - 09:44 AM

Machinehead:

Where can I find crude oil quotes in Europe trading or PreMarket in the U.S.??

Ino.com doesn't start quoting crude futures until 9:30am


Thanks.........

Bloomberg's front page has what appears to be after-hours quotes on gold and crude oil -- currently showing crude oil at $33.03, up 0.24.

http://www.bloomberg.com/

Brent crude is traded on the IPE in London. Their site (front page) has some kind of "5 minute" and "1 minute" quotes on the Brent contract, but I haven't checked this out often enough to get a sense of whether it's promptly updated.

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#39 Lock Limit Down

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Posted 31 December 2003 - 09:46 AM

Bond is going nowhere so donít try and figure it out in this upside down world.

They can only control one thing the bond yield but not the butt paper.

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Posted 31 December 2003 - 09:47 AM

Silver and gold both down a touch , Feb gold 417.90 and March silver 6, session low.

Won't be able to hold them down much longer against this dolor collapse.

That exit is looking mighty tight.

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Posted 31 December 2003 - 09:47 AM

One of my muts is in this bullhorn article, PCS.

Wndy, Crisco too...War on terror companies.


(REUTERS) Before the Bell-Sycamore Networks, Ciena rise
Before the Bell-Sycamore Networks, Ciena rise

CHICAGO, Dec 31 (Reuters) - Shares of Sycamore Networks
Inc. <SCMR.O> and Ciena Corp. <CIEN.O> rose before Wednesday's
opening bell after both companies were among a group that won
military contracts to build a global network with optical and
data networking gear.
On Tuesday, Sycamore and Ciena were among the six companies
awarded four contracts worth at least $400 million by the U.S.
government, according to a statement distributed by an arm of
the U.S. military.
Contracts were awarded to Ciena for the optical transport
business; Sprint Corp. <FON.N><PCS.N> and Sycamore for optical
digital crossconnects; Juniper Networks Inc. <JNPR.O> for
routers; and Qwest Communications International Inc. <Q.N> and
Cisco Systems Inc. <CSCO.O> for multi-services provisioning
platforms, the on-ramps to the optical networks, according to a
release from the Defense Information Systems Agency.




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Posted 31 December 2003 - 09:53 AM

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Posted 31 December 2003 - 09:55 AM

Ah,so it's those contracts causing the NAS melt up!

Dollar's dolor in Euro

At a rate of 1 cent/day and pretty soon we're talking serious money!

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Posted 31 December 2003 - 09:59 AM

Great to watch the Aussie New year from Sydney this morning. Reminded me of the first sign on 1999's last day that the millenium scares weren't real.

Best wishes to all for the New Year.

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Posted 31 December 2003 - 10:00 AM

soup???

This newly created money goes out into the economy and it dilutes down the value of the dollars that were already out there. It's like pouring water into a pot of soup, it dilutes the soup. So by throwing more and more money into the economic soup out there the money gets weaker and weaker and weaker and we have the phenomenon called inflation which is the appearance of rising prices. I emphasis the word "appearance" because in reality prices are not rising at all. What we're seeing is that the value of the dollar is going down, that's the real side of the equation.


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