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Super Duper Fancy Schmancy Year End Anals And Foreplay For 2003


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#1 DrStool

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Posted 28 December 2002 - 02:18 PM

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Doc's Super Duper Fancy Schmancy Year End Weak End Anals and Foreplay for 2003 12/27/02

This is it. What you have been wafting for! Doc's predilections and preconceived notions for 2003, which of course, he will probably be forced to disavow and deny later. But, as he did last year, Doc took a look through his trusty, high powered, Bell and Howell stock proctoscope, and lo and behold, he saw the market coming down. Yes sir, a real stinker is coming our way.

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#2 stormydaze

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Posted 28 December 2002 - 10:23 PM

Doc,

You made my Sat. night with some comic relief mixed with paranoia and dire predictions for 03'. Tank you,tank you,tankyou. I laughed,I cried,I clutched my 1903 5$ gold coin and recited the lyrics to "Don"t Fear The Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult. :D All you lurkers should be subscribing for the new year,the sound effects alone are worth the price. :P Hold your Gold!!

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#3 anoscope

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Posted 28 December 2002 - 10:38 PM

new years logo! happy new year all!

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#4 DrStool

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Posted 28 December 2002 - 11:10 PM

Sound effects? What sound effects?



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#5 anoscope

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Posted 28 December 2002 - 11:20 PM

Sound effects? What sound effects?

i'm stumped...I know that snippet, but can't place it!!

#6 richmtn

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Posted 28 December 2002 - 11:20 PM

If I would have read the Anals earlier I could have saved myself hours of charting. :) :) :)

#7 mjkst27

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Posted 28 December 2002 - 11:48 PM

Playoffs?

Doc, yeoman's work here. Well done. Meet me down to the Double Deuche (remember Sam Elliot in Roadhouse?) and I'll buy ya a cold one...or three.

#8 Pretzel Logic

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Posted 29 December 2002 - 04:13 AM

Sound effects? What sound effects?

i'm stumped...I know that snippet, but can't place it!!


Winston Churchill
In honor of the times, back to the 2008 signature:

"When Black Friday comes, I'll stand down by the door,
And catch the grey men when they dive from the fourteenth floor,
When Black Friday comes, I'll collect everything I'm owed,
And before my friends find out I'll be on the road,
When Black Friday falls
you know it's got to be...
Don't let it fall on me." - Steely Dan, Black Friday

#9 GregFokker

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Posted 29 December 2002 - 01:09 PM

Aged Wards! Fokker is once again reduced to stiches by Herr Doktor!

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


#10 depends

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Posted 29 December 2002 - 01:27 PM

Was that quote by Jack Ruby? He died with the answer.

#11 anoscope

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Posted 30 December 2002 - 09:18 AM

new years logo! happy new year all!

doc, did you want this for a few days long logo? Want it changed?

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Ano :)

p.s. happy new year to all stoolies!





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