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#421 scottcardiff

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Posted 16 December 2003 - 04:33 PM

Scott: No argument. However the debt being created via down payment grants is not serviceable. Nothing but more bad debt that will need to be liquidated

If the most bearish of our predictions is to occur, all potential debtors must be in the pool.

Every last bit of demand for debt must be sopped up. That is what is occuring now.

The serviceability of the debt is not nearly as important as the creation of additional debt.

If Joe6P can't service his $1,800 mortgage, but someone else can come it at 0 down, interest only payments and take over that mortgage, or J6P can refinance, then that is all that matters.

If you stretch a 30 year fixed rate mortgage out to a 40 year, interest only mortgage, you have improved the serviceability and increased debt.

It's only a matter of time.

Government funded, 50 year adjustable rate mortages, 0 down and the first 3 years interest only payments. Skip up to 2 payments per year. After 3 years, receive a 50% tax credit on principal payments.

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Posted 16 December 2003 - 04:34 PM

Right up and along the Fibo fan line to a double top. I hope it holds it in. :blink:

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Anthony caused pearls to be dissolved in wine to drink the health of Cleopatra; Sir Richard Whittington was as foolishly magnificent in an entertainment to King Henry V; and Sir Thomas Gresham drank a diamond, dissolved in wine, to the health of Queen Elizabeth, when she opened the Royal Exchange; but the breakfast of this roguish Dutchman was as splendid as either. He had an advantage, too, over his wasteful predecessors: their gems did not improve the taste or the wholesomeness of their wine, while his tulip was quite delicious with his red herring.here

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Posted 16 December 2003 - 04:34 PM

shorting HOV & BZH.

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Posted 16 December 2003 - 04:34 PM

So get this. What happens when these stocks go up? The DIA Trust has to buy more of them to maintain the correct weighting of thse stocks in the ETF relative to the Index.

What happens when the ETF buys CATMUTTOCKS? The Dow accelerates to the upside and CATMUTTOCKS goes up even more. And then the Dow goes up more, etc. until somebody decides to take some of that easy monay and sell!

See?

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Posted 16 December 2003 - 04:36 PM

Scott: I, for one, aint jumping in that pool!
""Pretty bubbleheads preen daily on our financial networks, playing the shill to Wall Street and Washington in order to lure unsuspecting Americans into buying insanely overvalued stocks. The great market exchanges, once prudent arenas of investment where the engine of capitalism traded value for value, have become sham casinos staggering under decades of massive Fed created debt and lurching into oblivion on the greater fool theory. Yet our high level bureaucrats, led by Alan Greenspan, exhort all Americans to consume still more of their seed corn and seek still more fools." N. Hultberg

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Posted 16 December 2003 - 04:36 PM

Conversely, that would apply on the way down as well? :blink:
Anthony caused pearls to be dissolved in wine to drink the health of Cleopatra; Sir Richard Whittington was as foolishly magnificent in an entertainment to King Henry V; and Sir Thomas Gresham drank a diamond, dissolved in wine, to the health of Queen Elizabeth, when she opened the Royal Exchange; but the breakfast of this roguish Dutchman was as splendid as either. He had an advantage, too, over his wasteful predecessors: their gems did not improve the taste or the wholesomeness of their wine, while his tulip was quite delicious with his red herring.here

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Posted 16 December 2003 - 04:38 PM

Scott: I, for one, aint jumping in that pool!

Hey Soup - aren't you in charge of M2M tonight?

What's the topic?

I vote for swear words in as many languages as this board can muster.

Complete translations a must.

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Posted 16 December 2003 - 04:38 PM

Ouch.
Ouch.
Ouch.

I wonder what piece of crap explanation will be dragged out for today's market action.

Post-Saddam lift off?

Uhhh. Low inflation?

%&$#!@&!

10 ipos price in the next in three days. That's my guess, but I haven't been invited onto CNBS to give an opinion.

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Posted 16 December 2003 - 04:39 PM

turnaround tuesday lived up to it's calling. whipsaw'd...

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Posted 16 December 2003 - 04:40 PM

talksoup in four letter foul.

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Posted 16 December 2003 - 04:40 PM

sphin: can not guest host this evening, I am taking my boys xmas shopping. ( what fun, huh?)
""Pretty bubbleheads preen daily on our financial networks, playing the shill to Wall Street and Washington in order to lure unsuspecting Americans into buying insanely overvalued stocks. The great market exchanges, once prudent arenas of investment where the engine of capitalism traded value for value, have become sham casinos staggering under decades of massive Fed created debt and lurching into oblivion on the greater fool theory. Yet our high level bureaucrats, led by Alan Greenspan, exhort all Americans to consume still more of their seed corn and seek still more fools." N. Hultberg

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Posted 16 December 2003 - 04:41 PM

Funny how time changes things.

I remember my first wife having longer hair Mousey.

Yeah but, I bet you never forgot that look on her face (not to mention the gun in her hand).

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Posted 16 December 2003 - 04:41 PM

VXO 15.90

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


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Posted 16 December 2003 - 04:42 PM

No worries from sheeple on Mutual fund fraud..

http://story.news.ya...d/20031216funds

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Posted 16 December 2003 - 04:42 PM

Right up and along the Fibo fan line to a double top. I hope it holds it in. :blink:

lets hope it does.
es holding 38% retrace yest high - today low. if es doesn't hold, who knows how high that damn dow will go.





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