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#31 cyclist

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Posted 05 December 2003 - 09:58 AM

They can spin it all they want, Cyclist, but this is a really bad number.

Combined with the lack of uplifting news from INTC, bulls might well be forgiven for starting to doubt their articles of faith.

I agree, but watch 1064 in the sp future and 9850 on the dow

Unemplyment days have a habit of reversing the knee-jerk reaction (today it's down). Personnaly, I'm getting tired of getting jerked around.

Good luck

#32 GregFokker

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Posted 05 December 2003 - 09:59 AM

Was the Matrix caught napping? I'm not so sure.

In the past few days, the Federal Reserve has been under increasingly pointed attack for its "low rates forever" policy. Comparing the 1% Fed funds rate to the 8%-plus GDP growth, critics say the Fed is engineering a bubble.

Today's weak unemployment report conveniently neutralizes that criticism just before next Tuesday's Fed meeting. Wise old Uncle Al can pose and preen, congratulating himself for his prudent, patient and prescient sustained easing policy.

After all, let's not take our eyes off the larger goal here: re-electing the incumbents 11 months from now. We need at least another six months of flat-on-the-floor short rates to ignite a good launch into next autumn.

Brilliant, MH! I see that your remote viewer has gained acuity during your sabbatical.

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


#33 soup

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Posted 05 December 2003 - 10:01 AM

remember last month they double counted for the grocery strike. Anyway, what is todays low in dec spoos? thanks
""Pretty bubbleheads preen daily on our financial networks, playing the shill to Wall Street and Washington in order to lure unsuspecting Americans into buying insanely overvalued stocks. The great market exchanges, once prudent arenas of investment where the engine of capitalism traded value for value, have become sham casinos staggering under decades of massive Fed created debt and lurching into oblivion on the greater fool theory. Yet our high level bureaucrats, led by Alan Greenspan, exhort all Americans to consume still more of their seed corn and seek still more fools." N. Hultberg

#34 Hiding Bear

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Posted 05 December 2003 - 10:02 AM

Can ya short that ETF ?

As far as I know - the answer is yes. This was one of the main concerns as to how the ETF would function. It was thought that hedging where the ETF was sold might lead to an illiquid market. My read us that they are comfortable that there will be a significant amount of long term holders that will keep the market liquid.

#35 Yaryman

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Posted 05 December 2003 - 10:03 AM

The thread is not coming up

I'm not sure why link isn't working.

You can click on this link, and then click on the link about half way done that says, "Why I hate Hewlett Packard"

This should work

#36 GregFokker

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Posted 05 December 2003 - 10:03 AM

1062.50

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


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Posted 05 December 2003 - 10:04 AM

Where is that annoying Asian lady who is Head Groveler
at the Department of Labor.

Probably explaining herself to GW. No bragging today.

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Posted 05 December 2003 - 10:04 AM

PHM indicated down $2.

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Posted 05 December 2003 - 10:05 AM

Where's is that annoying Asian lady who is Head Groveler
at the Department of Labor.

Probably explaining herself to GW

Packing.

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Posted 05 December 2003 - 10:06 AM

Where's is that annoying Asian lady who is Head Groveler
at the Department of Labor.

Probably explaining herself to GW

The Mama San is busy applying her makeup, practicing her lines, and getting ready to put on a soothing, reassuring tone.....
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Posted 05 December 2003 - 10:08 AM

Two prints under $400 have failed to hold so far this morning.
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Posted 05 December 2003 - 10:13 AM

Beautiful tape paintage from the criminals, thick-necked knee cappers and pit bosses. YM back to 9888. Nuttin ta see heah...

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


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Posted 05 December 2003 - 10:14 AM

Unless something unusual is up, we're likely to see the completion of
ABC downs in XAU and Hui today.

That would make miners a buy again, if you have the balls to buy just before a weekend.

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Posted 05 December 2003 - 10:15 AM

Beautimous!

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Posted 05 December 2003 - 10:19 AM

How does Intel maintain it's 62% margin?
Well don't bother about accounting for options - for a start.
Reclassify everything below the line.
Send all production offshore.
Easy Peasy.

And don't worry about the jobs, here in the US all we need
is EASY CREDIT.





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