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Posted 03 December 2003 - 08:35 AM

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In the year 38 AD a group of worried senators had been keeping vigil outside the palace bedroom of the Roman Emperor Caligula, who had fallen deathly ill weeks before and was in a coma, not expected to live. He had been proclaimed emperor only eight months before and, in sharp contrast to his dour uncle Tiberius, his predecessor on the throne, was very popular with the people. It is currently thought that he had contracted encephalitis.

Suddenly (and without warning) Quintus Sutorius Macro, Prefect of the Praetorian Guard, burst out the bedroom and exclaimed, "I have joyous news for you! Our beloved emperor has quite suddenly made a full and miraculous recovery!

"And I have even better news. In the process he has undergone a major transformation, a met-a-mor-pho-sis as it were. He is now a god. For the time being, however, he has chosen to retain his human form for our convenience in being better able to worship him. Oh, by the way, his sister Drusilla is now a goddess."

All of this, of course, leads quite naturally into the met-a-mor-pho-sis article that I came across last night.

#2 Slothrop

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Posted 03 December 2003 - 08:40 AM

Dollah down, but no reaction in gold -- yet. A negative divergence for the yellow metal.

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Posted 03 December 2003 - 09:12 AM

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Posted 03 December 2003 - 09:17 AM

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Posted 03 December 2003 - 09:17 AM

Gladiator great link! all should read Alan newmans Metamorphosis!

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Posted 03 December 2003 - 09:27 AM

OH the doolar at a muti yr low

TX Z03 8971 8971 8940 8955 -12

s-p on h of year

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Posted 03 December 2003 - 09:34 AM

8:30am U.S. Q3 PRODUCTIVITY HIGHEST IN 20 YEARS

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


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Posted 03 December 2003 - 09:34 AM

some day in the future the bonds and paper mk will crash.

what will be the spark?damed if i know... just believe doolar is
warning all that care to look.........

opps s-p on HOD! productivity yea! jobs going to new dehli

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Posted 03 December 2003 - 09:52 AM

Small but developing gold slam underway. Silver holding steady. B)

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Posted 03 December 2003 - 10:02 AM

Head and Shoulders Top on ORCL?

Of course.

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Posted 03 December 2003 - 10:02 AM

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Posted 03 December 2003 - 10:02 AM

8:30am U.S. Q3 PRODUCTIVITY HIGHEST IN 20 YEARS

The U.S. has managed to create money out of thin air...that is productivity.

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Posted 03 December 2003 - 10:02 AM

Fantastic article by Alan Newman.Thanks Glad.

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Posted 03 December 2003 - 10:06 AM

8:30am U.S. Q3 PRODUCTIVITY HIGHEST IN 20 YEARS

Mutual funds commit fraud, arrange for hedgies to steal from their investors, and still manage to stay in business...that is productivity.

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Posted 03 December 2003 - 10:08 AM

I am hoping that gold gets slammed back down under $400, and the XAU down to 105.

That would be necessary to sustain a healthy, orderly move to the upside.

Maybe it will happen tomorrow after the FOMC, if Al Green "raises guidance" on interest rates.

If the gold stocks keep going parabolic, I'll be raising my stops, ready to sell.
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