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#46 GregFokker

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Posted 26 November 2003 - 10:45 AM

am i the only one here looking down?

good.

Two of us.

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


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Posted 26 November 2003 - 10:45 AM

Remember all govt. issue turkeys come fully stuffed and are done when half baked. Take my advice and take the rest of the week off and enjoy your family, friends and some good eats. The little timer thing will pop up when it's ready.

Happy Thanksgiving.

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Posted 26 November 2003 - 10:46 AM

Someone posted a picture[poster] of the Matrix with the faces of Bush, Chaney, Condi and Rummy....its in m2m or intraday about 2 days ago...

Where can I find it ?

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Posted 26 November 2003 - 10:47 AM

am i the only one here looking down?

good.

Two of us.

then i am in very good company g.

:D

#50 soup

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Posted 26 November 2003 - 10:48 AM

yobob: Will you do me a favor? I really appreciate your insight, I started a thread on LOB about plan where I could give fiat dollars today in exchange for 4 years of higher education in 6 years. Would really appreciate your insight? Thanks
""Pretty bubbleheads preen daily on our financial networks, playing the shill to Wall Street and Washington in order to lure unsuspecting Americans into buying insanely overvalued stocks. The great market exchanges, once prudent arenas of investment where the engine of capitalism traded value for value, have become sham casinos staggering under decades of massive Fed created debt and lurching into oblivion on the greater fool theory. Yet our high level bureaucrats, led by Alan Greenspan, exhort all Americans to consume still more of their seed corn and seek still more fools." N. Hultberg

#51 Bearman

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Posted 26 November 2003 - 10:48 AM

This is what happen when you run the printing presses 24/7
and tout stocks


doolar TX Z03 9154 9154 9096 9098 -59 :lol:

BYE -BYE Miss American PIE

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Posted 26 November 2003 - 10:49 AM

Remember all govt. issue turkeys come fully stuffed and are done when half baked. Take my advice and take the rest of the week off and enjoy your family, friends and some good eats. The little timer thing will pop up when it's ready.

Happy Thanksgiving.

and to you bob as well bob, happy thanksgiving.

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Posted 26 November 2003 - 10:49 AM

Note substantially all the improvement in these sentiment numbers is in the expectations component.

+DJ Univ Michigan Final Nov Sentiment Said 93.7; Oct 89.6  
*DJ Univ Michigan Final Nov Current Index 102.5; Oct 99.9  
*DJ Univ Michigan Final Nov Expectations 88.1; Oct 83.0  
*DJ Univ Michigan Mid November Sentiment Was 93.5  



#54 DrStool

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Posted 26 November 2003 - 10:49 AM

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Posted 26 November 2003 - 10:50 AM

perhaps you'll need to have an "underfunded thread", the possibilities are endless...

#56 Bird D Durr

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Posted 26 November 2003 - 10:50 AM

am i the only one here looking down?

good.

Two of us.

then i am in very good company g.

:D

Let's hope three is a charm.......................

#57 growler

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Posted 26 November 2003 - 10:51 AM

Al (Mortimer Duke) To Benny (Randolph Duke)...I told you to get freddie up and running. I don't give a sh*t if nobody has a fu*king clue about their earnings, leverage, or underwater derivitive positions...I want that piece of sh*t higher.

Mortimer...I put Wilson on it yesterday. It's now time for our inside guy Beeks.

BEEKS!!!

#58 Dharmaeye

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Posted 26 November 2003 - 10:51 AM

Dr B with new Oyster report
http://www.capitalst...t=ST&f=2&t=4205

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Posted 26 November 2003 - 10:52 AM

am i the only one here looking down?

good.

Two of us.

me three. the economy (amat) just turned red

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Posted 26 November 2003 - 10:52 AM

am i the only one here looking down?

good.

Two of us.

then i am in very good company g.

:D

Let's hope three is a charm.......................

i see red aweful early in the day...





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