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#16 swingbear


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Posted 24 December 2002 - 10:06 AM

Fellowship of the Stool !
Happy Holidays !!
GL & GT to all !!!

:D :D :D


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Posted 24 December 2002 - 10:48 AM

Doc and all Stoolies everywhere,

Best wishes to you and your families this holiday season! I hope all of you have a profitable and, above all else, a healthy 2003.


Mousey, Missy and the entire Dung Family Singers.

#18 DogBoy


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Posted 24 December 2002 - 12:03 PM

Happy Holidays Doc.

I love you and my little dog loves you.

Glad someone mentioned about subscription renewal.

I think I'll send mine in early just in case the banking system collapses.

#19 alceringa


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Posted 24 December 2002 - 12:25 PM


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"Americans can always be counted on to do the right thing...after they have exhausted all other possibilities."

"You can fool some of the people all of the time."

"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered."

#20 sniff


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Posted 24 December 2002 - 01:32 PM

Holiday Greetings & May all Stoolies have a Happy & Prosperous New Year



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Posted 24 December 2002 - 03:12 PM

A very Merry and a big, prosperous, healthy, Happy to you! Thanks for such a fun and stimulating site.
By extension, the same wishes go out to all the stoolies whose cantankerous contrary obnoxious hallucinatory ridiculous overthetop preposterous exaggerated ferocious insightful demented hardearned wellthought paranoid elegant warmspirited droppings make my day every day.
KA-CHING! to every one of you!
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#22 Metamucil


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Posted 24 December 2002 - 04:55 PM

Thank you Doc and fellow Stoolies for making this place a great refuge amidst a sea of dung.

Thank the Lord, too, for allowing the right sperm to enter Mrs. Hurst Sr.'s ovum :grin:

Peace and Health to all.
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully"____George W. Bush, 7/29/2000

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Posted 24 December 2002 - 06:27 PM

"We are completely dependant on the commercial banks. Someone has to borrow every dollar we have in circulation, cash or credit. If the banks create ample synthetic money (at the request of the consumer) we are prosperous; if not, we starve. We are absolutely without a permanent money system.... It is the most important subject intelligent persons can investigate and reflect upon. It is so important that our present civilization may collapse unless it becomes widely understood and the defects remedied very soon." --Robert H. Hemphill, Atlanta Federal Reserve Bank,1938...

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Posted 24 December 2002 - 07:57 PM

Hey, I had a dream last night. Woke up Xmas morning and what do I see, but Greenspan and Bernanke coming down my chimney dressed as Santa Claus and Hannukah Harry. Gave 'em some cookies and asked what they had in the big red bags on their backs. Well, bags full of dollars, of course. They were doing continuous currency airdrops to prevent the whole economy going into the old tankeroo. Told me they needed to gas up the Sleigh, but OPEC would only take gold and did I have any? I told 'em sure, for 10,000/oz. :grin:

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Posted 24 December 2002 - 09:35 PM

Many tanks to all, and to all a good night.

(Let's stick to holiday wishes. It's about goodwill toward men.) :wink2:

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Posted 24 December 2002 - 09:59 PM

Ouch, got the smackdown. Hmm...I thought that WAS a good wish! :D

May the world be a more sane place soon, with more reasonable people and institutions. It may get dark, but a new year starts with one new day. And each day is full of possibilities to make the world a better place if we only take the time and make the effort.


#27 longOnUranus


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Posted 25 December 2002 - 12:02 AM

Merry Christmas, Stoolies!

As a gift that keeps on giving, in accordance with the Season and with the permission of Santa Greenspan, I have dug deep into the Stoolpile of 60's rock classics to bring you that timeless Christmas Proletariat Melody:

MC5-"Kick Out the Jams"

#28 sheet4brain


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Posted 25 December 2002 - 12:50 AM

From Heatwave Land Down Under, wishing every stoolie a safe & pleasant Christmas and a most prosperous New Year.

#29 Wyatt Burp

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Posted 25 December 2002 - 05:22 AM

Happy Holiday Season to All from the Burp Family. Thanks Doc for the best web site on the internet planet, and for letting some of us less intellectually fortunate to learn from the rest of you.

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Posted 25 December 2002 - 07:15 PM

Best wishes to you and yours :D tooooo

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