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#31 wndysrf

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Posted 24 October 2003 - 09:27 AM

Boing!!!

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Posted 24 October 2003 - 09:27 AM

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Posted 24 October 2003 - 09:34 AM

So you still have faith the gubmint is gonna save your
sorry dip-buying butt? I'm afraid not. Futures are down
big and T-bones are getting bought.

Remeber that feeling in the pit of your stomach 2 days
ago when you were dip buying? Well today it'll be
baaack with a vengence. You'll be munching Prevacids
and Rolaids like they're going out of style.

You helped drive up the price of this crap and IMHO
you deserved to get left holding the bag on an island
top.

Good luck to all true bears.

who's gonna save the gov? :lol:




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#34 machinehead

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Posted 24 October 2003 - 09:34 AM

The soybean economy:

In towns such as Nova Mutum [Brazil], soybeans dominate the economy so much that they have come to be considered as good as cash.

The going price for a four-bedroom home with a pool in a new housing development on the edge of town is 10,000, 60-kilo bags of soybeans, each worth about $10. To buy a John Deere harvester, a farmer need only transfer 20,000 of the 60-kilo bags into the dealer's account at one of the silos on the edge of town.


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"Soybeans are the economy here,'' Lima said in an interview at the two-month-old town hall, which was built with a surge in tax revenue that resulted from rising soybean production.

"People have forgotten the value of things in paper money,'' Lima said. "Soybeans are the currency.''


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Posted 24 October 2003 - 09:34 AM

too many looking for a bounce? The bears seem very, very cautious
""Pretty bubbleheads preen daily on our financial networks, playing the shill to Wall Street and Washington in order to lure unsuspecting Americans into buying insanely overvalued stocks. The great market exchanges, once prudent arenas of investment where the engine of capitalism traded value for value, have become sham casinos staggering under decades of massive Fed created debt and lurching into oblivion on the greater fool theory. Yet our high level bureaucrats, led by Alan Greenspan, exhort all Americans to consume still more of their seed corn and seek still more fools." N. Hultberg

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Posted 24 October 2003 - 09:36 AM

Wow, what an open,.. MSFT went thru about a million share a min, maybe even faster than that.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Posted 24 October 2003 - 09:38 AM

XNLX is green in a sea of red.

Mousey: Were you dryhumping her in the PreMarket and did you decide to rip her panties off??
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#38 purdymouth

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Posted 24 October 2003 - 09:40 AM

wonder if they'll fill that COMP gap today?

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Posted 24 October 2003 - 09:46 AM

The shill creed. Do not , ever, let the facts get in the way. "Thursday, KLA-Tencor traded off 8% after forecasting weak order growth. And yet some anal cysts were ready at the defense, explaining away that the weak forecast didn't dent their expectations of a continuing cyclical upturn"
""Pretty bubbleheads preen daily on our financial networks, playing the shill to Wall Street and Washington in order to lure unsuspecting Americans into buying insanely overvalued stocks. The great market exchanges, once prudent arenas of investment where the engine of capitalism traded value for value, have become sham casinos staggering under decades of massive Fed created debt and lurching into oblivion on the greater fool theory. Yet our high level bureaucrats, led by Alan Greenspan, exhort all Americans to consume still more of their seed corn and seek still more fools." N. Hultberg

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Posted 24 October 2003 - 09:47 AM

The shill creed. Do not , ever, let the facts get in the way. "Thursday, KLA-Tencor traded off 8% after forecasting weak order growth. And yet some anal cysts were ready at the defense, explaining away that the weak forecast didn't dent their expectations of a continuing cyclical upturn"

Matrix Glitch.

Possible Robot Entry.

Trash Can Lids (AMAT, NVLS, KLAC) are all green now.
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#41 RockLedge

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Posted 24 October 2003 - 09:48 AM

39 million shares exchanged on MSFT... Now that's a matrix box!

Warp speed Capt!

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Posted 24 October 2003 - 09:49 AM

XNLX is green in a sea of red.

Mousey:  Were you dryhumping her in the PreMarket and did you decide to rip her panties off??

No Marky, I didn't go long on her. I still have her shorts. Have had them since Wednesday's open. She always rises in the morning and goes down on you by 10.

#43 anoscope

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Posted 24 October 2003 - 09:49 AM

does gold have a limit up? chart not updating at bottom of page

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Posted 24 October 2003 - 09:51 AM

XNLX is green in a sea of red.

Mousey:  Were you dryhumping her in the PreMarket and did you decide to rip her panties off??

No Marky, I still have her shorts. She always rises in the morning and goes down on you by 10.

Mousey...sounds like a Long Term Hold.....

MER just upped her to "Outperform" :D

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Posted 24 October 2003 - 09:53 AM

6 day repo. waiting on amopunt





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