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#511 PyurAureo

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Posted 03 October 2003 - 03:37 PM

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Posted 03 October 2003 - 03:37 PM

Wish to crap you were wrong here B but know your snot.
Always wanted to know how Goebbels did it but didnít think I would have to sit and watch a reply.

Goebbels studied Hollywood, intensely......

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Posted 03 October 2003 - 03:38 PM

ttwo near 39.6 may be good for a scalp short

#514 BAREister

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Posted 03 October 2003 - 03:39 PM

What kind of car do YOU drive?

HRFF was sittin in Seattle's growing horrendous traffic yesterday and he was AGOG at the wealth being spent on vehicles around here.


HRFF tools down to the Princeton alumni meeting with his "sister."
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machinehead,
I can't figure what I enjoy most about your contributions to this site: your erudite writing or your absolutely wicked sense of humor! :D

machinehead...will you give us an official nose pick on tv for us tomorrow? or maybe the bird when scratching eye for fun!! :P

HRFF is sending this on, promptly, to William FURd, who wuz in his eating club at P'ton.

"Billy" WON'T be pleezed at this DERISIVE LAMPOONING of a family name and biz icon.

SHAME, TwoScrews! The Edsel was simply MISUNDERSTOOD.

BARE won't tell you who ELSE was in that eating club of his along w him. He's helping The Shrub run the country into the ground at the moment. Something to do with the BUDGET...

Is TwoScrews going on the telly tomorrow?

Igor!!!

What will his RATINGS be?
"The sphinx set riddles for people which they could not solve and the sphinx devoured them." Russian poet Ilia Ehrenberg reflecting years later upon the debacle of the Bolshevik Revolution and civil war

"In any case, experience shows people are unlikely to change their ways without a cataclysm of existential proportions" Meinhard Meigel, German economist and demography expert on his prophecy of a Wagnerian abyss of social and economic chaos

"We believe that here is no easy way out of this mess, and that the chance of a benign outcome, while hopefully possible, is quite low." Comstock Partners 3-17-2005

"Not without a shudder may the human hand reach into the mysterious urn of destiny." Junk email promoting the sale of Valium, Viagra, Soma and Cialis. Of course, we AMERICANS need not WORRY about such CLAPTRAP!!!

"The trouble about myths, or lies, is that those who foster them are stuck with them." Edward Crankshaw

"I don't buy the idea that a crash will come without warning. There are always warnings. All crashes have certain common technical preconditions." Doc (snorjt)

"YOU look IMPORTANT. Are you important, or just....WEIRD?"
"Bob I am" at a political gathering, to HRFF, 9-29-04

"Are YOU C.I.A.???"
"No, I'm not "CIA"."
"Well, you sure LOOK LIKE you're C.I.A.!!!"

Lead singer of the rock band KISS to HRFF at a luggage carousel at SeaTac airport circa 1996

"Unlike you, I use words people can understand." Doc

"America at the moment, with its faith-based currency, faith-based economy and faith-based government, might be a heaven for those who love faith, but it's a hell for those of us that respect evidence." The Daily (W?)Reckoning, circa 9-17-04

"What should be clear at this point is that even huge fiscal stimulus and unprecedented financial excess are incapable of fostering a sound and self-sustaining economic expansion. The paramount issue, today and going forward, is the deeply maladjusted U.S. economy and its increasing unresponsiveness to even enormous yet misdirected financial stimulus. Both the Financial Sphere and Economic Sphere are severely maladjusted." Doug Noland's Credit Bubble Bulletin, Aug 24 '04

"U.S. dollar purchasing power relies almost entirely on the difference between interest rates in Japan and the higher rates in the United States." Warren Pollock, Prudent Bear essay circa 9-04

"What about your replacements? the Children. What do we tell them when the whole thing caves in?" HyperTiger

#515 Sphinxter

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Posted 03 October 2003 - 03:39 PM

Leave it to Beaving......

2:17PM Sector Watch -- Gold : The price of gold is taking its biggest beating in six years (-4.0%) as the Gold & Silver index (XAU -5.0%) crashed through its 50-day moving average (89.02) today. The last time this index penetrated its 50-day ma was on July 15 with a 4.5 % drop in price, although over the course of that following week the index recouped all of its losses as it rallied to new highs. In addition, note that the Amex Gold Bug Index (HUI -5.6%) is currently testing the support of its own 50-day moving average at 186.84. The XAU components seeing the largest losses today are: DROOY -8.3%, HMY -6.2%, GFI -5.8%, AU -5.7%, GG -5.6%, and KGC -5.5%.

Call me insane CA, but I am legging into a few of the more abudicated ("officially abused") shares.CDE, WHT and GG for starters.

Probably stupid.

But, I think this down-pop in the PMs was contrived and won't stick for long.

Sort of my own version of 'socially responsible investing'. Since I believe in PMs so much, the potential losses don't, somehow, seem as bad.

You're Insane :P , but then again, I legged into more BGO too...

BGO - good call. Still (although, obviously not as much) in the green on that one.


Taking a look to see if it's time to double down.

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Posted 03 October 2003 - 03:40 PM

doc- mine works

say goodbye 1030

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Posted 03 October 2003 - 03:40 PM

Doc: Can Not access anals
""Pretty bubbleheads preen daily on our financial networks, playing the shill to Wall Street and Washington in order to lure unsuspecting Americans into buying insanely overvalued stocks. The great market exchanges, once prudent arenas of investment where the engine of capitalism traded value for value, have become sham casinos staggering under decades of massive Fed created debt and lurching into oblivion on the greater fool theory. Yet our high level bureaucrats, led by Alan Greenspan, exhort all Americans to consume still more of their seed corn and seek still more fools." N. Hultberg

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#519 purdymouth

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Posted 03 October 2003 - 03:40 PM

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#520 machinehead

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Posted 03 October 2003 - 03:41 PM

HRFF is sending this on, promptly, to William FURd, who wuz in his eating club at P'ton.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
"GOLD -- it's not just for misers anymore."

"Dollahs -- fire-starters for the K-wave winter." - Drano

"Three humps and a dump." - anotherone, 21 SEP 2004

"No gold was harmed in the making of this movie." - Bizarro Greenspan

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#521 crooked_analyst

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Posted 03 October 2003 - 03:43 PM

It may not be much of a victory, but this is a start.......

#522 BAREister

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Posted 03 October 2003 - 03:45 PM

Mouse, Orbison's BLACK & WHITE concert they're so fond of running on PBS out here to raise funds with (Seattle is so provincially? RETRO - it's got a lot of THE lASSt PICTURE SHOW quality to it - you'd think you're in the 1950's with the gestalt out here at times, what with their fondness FUR things like drive in hamburger joints, etc.) hASS a song w lyrics and title? of "It's OVER" w ROYboy endlessly repeatin' same.

That's what the bulls want bears to believe, butt the joke's on them, probably.

Unless MERLIN is right...
"The sphinx set riddles for people which they could not solve and the sphinx devoured them." Russian poet Ilia Ehrenberg reflecting years later upon the debacle of the Bolshevik Revolution and civil war

"In any case, experience shows people are unlikely to change their ways without a cataclysm of existential proportions" Meinhard Meigel, German economist and demography expert on his prophecy of a Wagnerian abyss of social and economic chaos

"We believe that here is no easy way out of this mess, and that the chance of a benign outcome, while hopefully possible, is quite low." Comstock Partners 3-17-2005

"Not without a shudder may the human hand reach into the mysterious urn of destiny." Junk email promoting the sale of Valium, Viagra, Soma and Cialis. Of course, we AMERICANS need not WORRY about such CLAPTRAP!!!

"The trouble about myths, or lies, is that those who foster them are stuck with them." Edward Crankshaw

"I don't buy the idea that a crash will come without warning. There are always warnings. All crashes have certain common technical preconditions." Doc (snorjt)

"YOU look IMPORTANT. Are you important, or just....WEIRD?"
"Bob I am" at a political gathering, to HRFF, 9-29-04

"Are YOU C.I.A.???"
"No, I'm not "CIA"."
"Well, you sure LOOK LIKE you're C.I.A.!!!"

Lead singer of the rock band KISS to HRFF at a luggage carousel at SeaTac airport circa 1996

"Unlike you, I use words people can understand." Doc

"America at the moment, with its faith-based currency, faith-based economy and faith-based government, might be a heaven for those who love faith, but it's a hell for those of us that respect evidence." The Daily (W?)Reckoning, circa 9-17-04

"What should be clear at this point is that even huge fiscal stimulus and unprecedented financial excess are incapable of fostering a sound and self-sustaining economic expansion. The paramount issue, today and going forward, is the deeply maladjusted U.S. economy and its increasing unresponsiveness to even enormous yet misdirected financial stimulus. Both the Financial Sphere and Economic Sphere are severely maladjusted." Doug Noland's Credit Bubble Bulletin, Aug 24 '04

"U.S. dollar purchasing power relies almost entirely on the difference between interest rates in Japan and the higher rates in the United States." Warren Pollock, Prudent Bear essay circa 9-04

"What about your replacements? the Children. What do we tell them when the whole thing caves in?" HyperTiger

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Posted 03 October 2003 - 03:46 PM

doc, into the anals with no problem

#524 Sphinxter

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Posted 03 October 2003 - 03:46 PM

It may not be much of a victory, but this is a start.......

Whoops!!

Looks like a #3 into the close.


Hahahahahahaha.

I'll take whatever I can get, including a couple of double-strength rum and cokes (just shy of rule #5, of course). B)

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Posted 03 October 2003 - 03:47 PM

doc, into the anals with no problem

...slid right in, did ya? :P :P :P





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