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#46 An Ant

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Posted 26 September 2003 - 07:22 PM

Have some fun!

No offense intended.



#47 BAREister

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Posted 26 September 2003 - 07:22 PM

well, well, Igor - you don't suppose THAT ASStro GUY could be RIGHT about this weekend, do you?

yettthhh, mASSter™.

See the folx here who've run FUR cover anticipating a bounce?

yettthhh, mASSter™.

Often happens JUST ass the market's about to make a MAJOR move one way or the UDDER, eh, Igor?

yettthhh, mASSter™.

Good lad, Igor.

And the predix FUR THIS weekend on the ASStro side are especially dire, eh, Igor?

yettthhh, mASSter™.

Mr TwoScrews spilled the beans about the 29th, didn't he, Igor?

yettthhh, mASSter™.

He's FULL of beans, too, isn't he, Igor?

yettthhh, mASSter™.

Did you put that factor in the calculus FUR TRANSMOGRIFICATION and DEPROGRAMMING, Igor?

yettthhh, mASSter™!!!

If the 29th is a dark day FUR bulls, those who covered too soon will be stranded, eh, Igor?

yettthhh, mASSter™.

Do you think there's anything to this ASStro stuff, Igor?

yettthhh, mASSter™.

We're going to find out, and soon, in light of the especially dire nature of the current predix, aren't we, Igor?

yettthhh, mASSter™.

Perhaps. PerhapSNOT. Maybe. We'll c, Igor.

yettthhh, mASSter™!!!
"The sphinx set riddles for people which they could not solve and the sphinx devoured them." Russian poet Ilia Ehrenberg reflecting years later upon the debacle of the Bolshevik Revolution and civil war

"In any case, experience shows people are unlikely to change their ways without a cataclysm of existential proportions" Meinhard Meigel, German economist and demography expert on his prophecy of a Wagnerian abyss of social and economic chaos

"We believe that here is no easy way out of this mess, and that the chance of a benign outcome, while hopefully possible, is quite low." Comstock Partners 3-17-2005

"Not without a shudder may the human hand reach into the mysterious urn of destiny." Junk email promoting the sale of Valium, Viagra, Soma and Cialis. Of course, we AMERICANS need not WORRY about such CLAPTRAP!!!

"The trouble about myths, or lies, is that those who foster them are stuck with them." Edward Crankshaw

"I don't buy the idea that a crash will come without warning. There are always warnings. All crashes have certain common technical preconditions." Doc (snorjt)

"YOU look IMPORTANT. Are you important, or just....WEIRD?"
"Bob I am" at a political gathering, to HRFF, 9-29-04

"Are YOU C.I.A.???"
"No, I'm not "CIA"."
"Well, you sure LOOK LIKE you're C.I.A.!!!"

Lead singer of the rock band KISS to HRFF at a luggage carousel at SeaTac airport circa 1996

"Unlike you, I use words people can understand." Doc

"America at the moment, with its faith-based currency, faith-based economy and faith-based government, might be a heaven for those who love faith, but it's a hell for those of us that respect evidence." The Daily (W?)Reckoning, circa 9-17-04

"What should be clear at this point is that even huge fiscal stimulus and unprecedented financial excess are incapable of fostering a sound and self-sustaining economic expansion. The paramount issue, today and going forward, is the deeply maladjusted U.S. economy and its increasing unresponsiveness to even enormous yet misdirected financial stimulus. Both the Financial Sphere and Economic Sphere are severely maladjusted." Doug Noland's Credit Bubble Bulletin, Aug 24 '04

"U.S. dollar purchasing power relies almost entirely on the difference between interest rates in Japan and the higher rates in the United States." Warren Pollock, Prudent Bear essay circa 9-04

"What about your replacements? the Children. What do we tell them when the whole thing caves in?" HyperTiger

#48 Pee Brain

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Posted 26 September 2003 - 07:22 PM

just a thought, but has anyone else considered we are already 1/2 way thru the secons half of 2003, yet the analcysts are still blow-horning a 2nd half recovery - what, 2nd half of the decade?

next up is a great outlook for xmas season - time to push the high-end retailers. :lol:
Iat least we're all safe for now. thank God we're in a bowling alley.

#49 Sphinxter

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Posted 26 September 2003 - 07:25 PM

Good news from Greenspin!

US households not overburdened by debt-Greenspan
Friday September 26, 1:58 pm ET


WASHINGTON, Sept 26 (Reuters) - U.S. households do not appear overburdened by their hefty debt loads, even though bankruptcies have reached record highs, Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan said on Friday.


Whew! And I was getting worried there for a while. Hyper - you can relax.

"While analyses suggest that, overall, the level of debt is being serviced adequately, a record number of nonbusiness bankruptcy filings reveals that many consumers are experiencing significant financial distress,"


Yes! Ooops. Wait a minute. When Bill Gates walks into McDonalds, doesn't the average income, overall, of the patrons rise considerably? :huh: :huh: :(

My bad.

#50 BAREister

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Posted 26 September 2003 - 07:28 PM

Igor!

It's happened AGAIN!!!

No sooner had HRFF warned that this selloff in gold could be ferocious than cometh Lance Lewis a day? later to mirror his sentiments!

Fleck, OY and Lance in one WEEK, Igor!

The BARE is AGOG ........and wryly bemuzed.

DOC preceded BARE on his "Da Boyz may have lost control" thotz, however.
"The sphinx set riddles for people which they could not solve and the sphinx devoured them." Russian poet Ilia Ehrenberg reflecting years later upon the debacle of the Bolshevik Revolution and civil war

"In any case, experience shows people are unlikely to change their ways without a cataclysm of existential proportions" Meinhard Meigel, German economist and demography expert on his prophecy of a Wagnerian abyss of social and economic chaos

"We believe that here is no easy way out of this mess, and that the chance of a benign outcome, while hopefully possible, is quite low." Comstock Partners 3-17-2005

"Not without a shudder may the human hand reach into the mysterious urn of destiny." Junk email promoting the sale of Valium, Viagra, Soma and Cialis. Of course, we AMERICANS need not WORRY about such CLAPTRAP!!!

"The trouble about myths, or lies, is that those who foster them are stuck with them." Edward Crankshaw

"I don't buy the idea that a crash will come without warning. There are always warnings. All crashes have certain common technical preconditions." Doc (snorjt)

"YOU look IMPORTANT. Are you important, or just....WEIRD?"
"Bob I am" at a political gathering, to HRFF, 9-29-04

"Are YOU C.I.A.???"
"No, I'm not "CIA"."
"Well, you sure LOOK LIKE you're C.I.A.!!!"

Lead singer of the rock band KISS to HRFF at a luggage carousel at SeaTac airport circa 1996

"Unlike you, I use words people can understand." Doc

"America at the moment, with its faith-based currency, faith-based economy and faith-based government, might be a heaven for those who love faith, but it's a hell for those of us that respect evidence." The Daily (W?)Reckoning, circa 9-17-04

"What should be clear at this point is that even huge fiscal stimulus and unprecedented financial excess are incapable of fostering a sound and self-sustaining economic expansion. The paramount issue, today and going forward, is the deeply maladjusted U.S. economy and its increasing unresponsiveness to even enormous yet misdirected financial stimulus. Both the Financial Sphere and Economic Sphere are severely maladjusted." Doug Noland's Credit Bubble Bulletin, Aug 24 '04

"U.S. dollar purchasing power relies almost entirely on the difference between interest rates in Japan and the higher rates in the United States." Warren Pollock, Prudent Bear essay circa 9-04

"What about your replacements? the Children. What do we tell them when the whole thing caves in?" HyperTiger

#51 depends

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Posted 26 September 2003 - 07:28 PM

Been thinking about what the mo-fo monkey said earlier.
Apparently he missed the best of all rallies - the gold rally -
and then he comes here and taunts goldmember for getting
stuck with gold shares when it was goldmember, if you remember,
who warned us that gold was due for a correction. I know I
listened and sold my old friends WHT, GSS, GFI, and a half a dozen
others for nice profits which paid my taxes this year and will
cover my families vacations too without even touching principal.
If goldmember had a subscription site he would be famous but
he offered his insite freely and took heat for it too.

Hats off to you goldmember, and just a little friendly advice
for the monkey; think about what your saying before you
post, get the facts straight. I read your previous posts
which I thought were interesting and humorous, but this one
has ruined your credibility for me. Remember, many people here are
very bright, talented, and often see what others cannot.

#52 Downtick

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Posted 26 September 2003 - 07:29 PM

Waiting patiently for tonight's bull vs bull debate followed by George Washington and his merry band of thieves.

Don't sell- hold tight- It's goin' up!!!!!!!!! :D

That is such a joke. They call it Bull vs. Bear and then bring on all bulls every time. If anyone has any clue at all, they have to watch this and go "I thought it was Bull vs Bear? Where is the Bear?"

Then again, those two guys are shill whores pimping for the Matrix.

#53 BAREister

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Posted 26 September 2003 - 07:30 PM

Sphinxter, HRFF has nearly tripped, TWICE, over Mr Gates at the local restaraunt around the corner. There was no increase in wealth effect, he is sad to report.
"The sphinx set riddles for people which they could not solve and the sphinx devoured them." Russian poet Ilia Ehrenberg reflecting years later upon the debacle of the Bolshevik Revolution and civil war

"In any case, experience shows people are unlikely to change their ways without a cataclysm of existential proportions" Meinhard Meigel, German economist and demography expert on his prophecy of a Wagnerian abyss of social and economic chaos

"We believe that here is no easy way out of this mess, and that the chance of a benign outcome, while hopefully possible, is quite low." Comstock Partners 3-17-2005

"Not without a shudder may the human hand reach into the mysterious urn of destiny." Junk email promoting the sale of Valium, Viagra, Soma and Cialis. Of course, we AMERICANS need not WORRY about such CLAPTRAP!!!

"The trouble about myths, or lies, is that those who foster them are stuck with them." Edward Crankshaw

"I don't buy the idea that a crash will come without warning. There are always warnings. All crashes have certain common technical preconditions." Doc (snorjt)

"YOU look IMPORTANT. Are you important, or just....WEIRD?"
"Bob I am" at a political gathering, to HRFF, 9-29-04

"Are YOU C.I.A.???"
"No, I'm not "CIA"."
"Well, you sure LOOK LIKE you're C.I.A.!!!"

Lead singer of the rock band KISS to HRFF at a luggage carousel at SeaTac airport circa 1996

"Unlike you, I use words people can understand." Doc

"America at the moment, with its faith-based currency, faith-based economy and faith-based government, might be a heaven for those who love faith, but it's a hell for those of us that respect evidence." The Daily (W?)Reckoning, circa 9-17-04

"What should be clear at this point is that even huge fiscal stimulus and unprecedented financial excess are incapable of fostering a sound and self-sustaining economic expansion. The paramount issue, today and going forward, is the deeply maladjusted U.S. economy and its increasing unresponsiveness to even enormous yet misdirected financial stimulus. Both the Financial Sphere and Economic Sphere are severely maladjusted." Doug Noland's Credit Bubble Bulletin, Aug 24 '04

"U.S. dollar purchasing power relies almost entirely on the difference between interest rates in Japan and the higher rates in the United States." Warren Pollock, Prudent Bear essay circa 9-04

"What about your replacements? the Children. What do we tell them when the whole thing caves in?" HyperTiger

#54 MyGoldenStool

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Posted 26 September 2003 - 07:34 PM

Been thinking about what the mo-fo monkey said earlier.
Apparently he missed the best of all rallies - the gold rally -
and then he comes here and taunts goldmember for getting
stuck with gold shares when it was goldmember, if you remember,
who warned us that gold was due for a correction. I know I
listened and sold my old friends WHT, GSS, GFI, and a half a dozen
others for nice profits which paid my taxes this year and will
cover my families vacations too without even touching principal.
If goldmember had a subscription site he would be famous but
he offered his insite freely and took heat for it too.

Hats off to you goldmember, and just a little friendly advice
for the monkey; think about what your saying before you
post, get the facts straight. I read your previous posts
which I thought were interesting and humorous, but this one
has ruined your credibility for me. Remember, many people here are
very bright, talented, and often see what others cannot.

I think you guys are taking MoMoMonkey too seriously. He's obviously just a parody of Cramer. Lighten up on him! SHEESH!

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Posted 26 September 2003 - 07:38 PM

Waiting patiently for tonight's bull vs bull debate followed by George Washington and his merry band of thieves.

Don't sell- hold tight- It's goin' up!!!!!!!!! :D

That is such a joke. They call it Bull vs. Bear and then bring on all bulls every time. If anyone has any clue at all, they have to watch this and go "I thought it was Bull vs Bear? Where is the Bear?"

Then again, those two guys are shill whores pimping for the Matrix.

The other thing I find offensive is that when someone does start to say something bearish, Crapload cuts him off before he gets to say what he wanted.

I'm sure this week's "minor correction" will be spun as just a healthy pullback and a buying opportunity. :P

#56 Dustbowl

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Posted 26 September 2003 - 07:39 PM

SPANK THE MONKEY!!!!!! OR I SPANKED YOUR MONKEY!!!

I think Mo Mo Monkey is a Piledriver morphication.

Beer money short and lovin' it.

#57 Sphinxter

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Posted 26 September 2003 - 07:43 PM

I think I have found an equation that fits the evidence.

DBS = Eifuku = Pere Ubu = MMMonkey.

Doc - if you trace the IP addresses....where do we land?

Actually, I'm not sure about the last variable. I find the MMM to be quite on the humerous side.

But then again, I have a sick sense of humor.

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Posted 26 September 2003 - 07:48 PM

Can someone spank the monkey? :blink:

How about the market?

Seriously, Mo-Mo is either a parody or an annoying plant from the Matrix. How seriously can one take an avatar of Cramer?

When the trend turns in earnest, we will see how far down he buys the dips. Perhaps he will exit gracefully. . .more like quietly and suddenly, like gnats on a cold evening.

Perhaps Mo-Mo doesn't know that most sober gold traders took profits already. I know I did.

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Posted 26 September 2003 - 07:51 PM

Friggin thing is all managed short term. Bears farting all over the news at the close sets up a typical bounce next week. Down into OE usually means up the following week. This per forensic analysis. Flush out weak hands, scare off participants, rob and mug hapless bit players than buy the bottom of the bounce. Set up technical breakdowns everywhere, get Prechter crawling back out thru the woodwork, than body slam him to the concrete when you throw the whole rigged magic act into reverse yet again. Without a Sigma 10 or some sudden revelation, any pull back at this point should be aggressively managed North for a good political close over 10,000 by the Hoods and Operators in my opinion. Happy New Year, buddha

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Posted 26 September 2003 - 07:56 PM

No need to download language...China gold rush update...
"We are completely dependant on the commercial banks. Someone has to borrow every dollar we have in circulation, cash or credit. If the banks create ample synthetic money (at the request of the consumer) we are prosperous; if not, we starve. We are absolutely without a permanent money system.... It is the most important subject intelligent persons can investigate and reflect upon. It is so important that our present civilization may collapse unless it becomes widely understood and the defects remedied very soon." --Robert H. Hemphill, Atlanta Federal Reserve Bank,1938...





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