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#31 alceringa

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Posted 26 September 2003 - 09:16 AM

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Posted 26 September 2003 - 09:19 AM

Not only is this aless jobs recovery, it also is a less profits recovery.

Reuters
US Q2 final after tax profits fell 5.0 pct
Friday September 26, 8:29 am ET


WASHINGTON, Sept. 26 (Reuters) - Commerce Department
estimates of profits by U.S. corporations, with comparisons.
Profits from current production include adjustments for
inventory valuation and capital consumption. They do not reflect
tax law changes that would affect profits as reported to tax
authorities. Data are seasonally adjusted.
Percent changes from preceding period:
                       Q2'03    Prev  Q1'03    2002
From current production     9.9    10.8    2.6     7.6
After Tax                  -5.0    -3.4    3.8    -4.0
Before Tax                 -3.8    -2.8    4.8    -0.7
Tax Liability              -1.5    -1.6    6.9     7.0


US Q2 final after tax profits fell 5.0 pct

That's OK.

These are 2Q numbers.

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#33 fxfox

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Posted 26 September 2003 - 09:22 AM

i make a bet:

HUI will see low 150s before christmas.

Those who wanna bet agaisnt just put 100 dollars handy and put it into Doc's pooper scooper on christmas day.

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#34 GregFokker

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Posted 26 September 2003 - 09:25 AM

i make a bet:

HUI will see low 150s before christmas.

Those who wanna bet agaisnt just put 100 dollars handy and put it into Doc's pooper scooper on christmas day.

:lol:

No need, Foxie. I lightened yesterday, but still have much more already bet against your 150 :unsure:

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Posted 26 September 2003 - 09:28 AM

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#36 fxfox

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Posted 26 September 2003 - 09:31 AM

Doc,

we need StoolBetting! Would be cool. You pose the bets, like "HUI will see low 150s before christams 2003", then people place their bets, loosers must pay into pooper scooper and winners get something from the Capitalstool Merchandising Shop. :) :lol: B)
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Posted 26 September 2003 - 09:35 AM

Treasury yields are falling again today. The 30-year bond is below 5%, at 4.98%.

The market seems to doubt that the recent firmness in GDP growth will last.
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Posted 26 September 2003 - 09:36 AM

Doc,

we need StoolBetting! Would be cool. You pose the bets, like "HUI will see low 150s before christams 2003", then people place their bets, loosers must pay into pooper scooper and winners get something from the Capitalstool Merchandising Shop. :) :lol: B)

Don't you know non-state sponsored gambling is illegal. :lol:

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Posted 26 September 2003 - 09:37 AM

Doc,

we need StoolBetting! Would be cool. You pose the bets, like "HUI will see low 150s before christams 2003", then people place their bets, loosers must pay into pooper scooper and winners get something from the Capitalstool Merchandising Shop. :) :lol: B)

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Posted 26 September 2003 - 09:39 AM

I'm not liquidating, but those who must and want to liquidate there gold below $350 or silver below $4.50, call me.

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Posted 26 September 2003 - 09:40 AM

Doc,

we need StoolBetting! Would be cool. You pose the bets, like "HUI will see low 150s before christams 2003", then people place their bets, loosers must pay into pooper scooper and winners get something from the Capitalstool Merchandising Shop.  :)  :lol:  B)

Good Moaning!
I thought this was stoolbetting! :lol:

#42 fxfox

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Posted 26 September 2003 - 09:43 AM

Doc,

we need StoolBetting! Would be cool. You pose the bets, like "HUI will see low 150s before christams 2003", then people place their bets, loosers must pay into pooper scooper and winners get something from the Capitalstool Merchandising Shop.  :)  :lol:  B)

Stool Board Option Exchange??

make that Stoolboard Options Service, S.O.S.

:lol:
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#43 machinehead

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Posted 26 September 2003 - 09:47 AM

Errr ... doesn't this action look kind of ... ominous or something?

The silence from Bearman and soup is eerie ... :o
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#44 DrStool

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Posted 26 September 2003 - 09:48 AM

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Posted 26 September 2003 - 09:49 AM

But of course, Doc does not allow himself to be influenced by his advertisers.

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